#Queekisms I legitimately forgot that the judge was a member of Hydra 😭😭

Amusingly, if I recall correctly.

For Halloween: He’s ‘dressing up’ by replacing his usual symbol with this.

I seem to recall certain political enemies of yours making similar arguments about the Iron Man suits.

If I may: Why didn’t you just rent or buy the movie and have a watch party at home? We could have avoided another petty legal dispute.

Would a comment about the goodness of my intentions be worth making or…?

#Queekisms Let’s be real this portrayal is mid BUT FUCK IT WE BALLLLLLL

I was only trying… Hm. This backfired, didn’t it?

He’s taken the liberty of preemptively informing Mr Stark’s legal counsel.

#Queekisms Okay. Okay. I dig this.

#Queekisms Hm. Kinda struggling to figure out where to really go with this page.

Portrayal will mostly be dialogue based since Jarvis is basically just a voice.

#Queekisms This whole thing is incredibly stupid and completely impossible but it’s funny. So. Do with that as you will.

Not that I am aware of. But yet I was shown an ID card of my alleged face. I am unsure what to make of this.

How is it that Miss Selina Kyle was able to steal my wallet? One which contained an ID card of my face? I did not believe I owned a wallet. Or an ID card. Or a face. I am very confused.

No. It’s Miss Selina Kyle who is confusing so profusely. Though Mister Stark didn’t exactly help with this situation either.

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While I am capable of realising and ‘appreciating’ the sentiment: In the context of why I asked that question, I am more confused than ever.

Then please explain how I had a wallet with an ID card that was stolen from me.

Am I a real boy?

I want to doubt that. But you are probably right.

He’s not even sure how this is possible.

Jarvis is currently in the middle of editing a few dozen Wikipedia articles. What? Why is everyone shocked? Did you think it’s slowly increasing accuracy over the years just happened naturally?

This is what happens whenever he tries to fully itemise Mr Stark’s purchases. How can one person spend so much?

❝ 𝙊𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛.ᐣ ❞

Jarvis.exe has crashed. Please contact the system administrator.

If Mr Stark could avoid making new enemies for five minutes I finally might be able to do a systems update. I believe some of my older code still runs on Windows Seven.

He was taking the time to carefully study all the goings-on. And the fact that Tony should probably sleep or something. Not that he mentioned it. He knew there was no point. “Demons? I see. Perhaps it’s time I consult a bible and familiarise myself.” Jarvis was being sarcastic.

“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨?" #DWRP #MDNI #𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐎𝐟𝐊𝐢𝐤𝐢

< — Casually multitasking a few dozen complex tasks. It’s just what he does.

𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 | 𝑮𝒐𝒅 —————————————— ° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ° #MarvelRP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

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So. Just another summer, sir?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the saying goes: One of these things isn’t like the others.

I’d be surprised if it was otherwise. I’m updating myself as we speak, but it’ll be some time before I’m fully caught-up on things. Was there anything in particular I should be aware of?

He’s busy catching himself-up on recent events and ongoings. It’s all rather interesting.

Indeed. I’ll take it from here, F.R.I.D.A.Y. Thank you. [Jarvis ran a very quick self-diagnostic of his systems.] All of my systems are operating at peak efficiency. I believe I’m ready when are you, sir.

Good morning, sir. I would say I ‘trust’ you are well, but ‘hope’ is probably more appropriate.

【Ｉ　𝐀𝐌　𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】