i said we need to sign him and have our shooters aim at him

Doku is MOTM but give it to Esteve

If we put one of them baby mobile’s on the goal you think Donnarumma would stay on the line

Shoutout to Kyle Walker cause if my coach knows I’m coming back to face my old club and they put me at 35 against a 23 year old nigga with super speed unlocked I’m faking an injury and getting off the field

Okay I'll tell a quick story. A million years ago, I used to write for Esquire's website. I wrote a nice thing about Jimmy Kimmel that was almost certainly illegible trash. He then followed me on Twitter and, ever the Weird Twitter purveyor, invited me to meet him after a show after a goofy tweet.

cops lately when they see any bullet casing

My wife has spent the last three years studying and making chocolate from scratch during her PHD, this grant was made for her specifically

i bet moments before, the shooter graffiti'd BLACKS RULE

I have been so harsh on City kits in the past but I got this one as a gift and let me just say you will absolutely see me outside with this one on

This is one of the games I’m genuinely surprised never got a spiritual sequel or even just somebody making something similar. The first one was incredible and the concept of an upgrade fighter feels like it’s still got legs

Worth a spot on the 53 just for this one skill alone

Rodri might as well go ahead and sign that 10 year contract too, even after ACL they’re gonna stick a billion pounds on that release clause

I’m so glad you posted this because any time he gets the ball I’ve been singing this song and now I know I’m not the only one

Guinness and mimosas sounds incredible tbh

Anything I say here is filtered through the fact that I got my vaccines yesterday and I am barely awake

They’ve hit the part of the Man United Chelsea match where they’re making Charlie Parker and Count Basie puns

Alright now we’ll find out exactly how shit Manchester United are

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I genuinely could not ask for a better thumbnail

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Imagine the game starts and they pull out a tifo with this man and 344 days on it? That shit doing NUMBERS

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I complain a lot about how bad our kits are but I didn’t realize buying one was about to be a luxury item damn

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Also doesn’t hold well for Donnarumma but whatever just hold the goddamn line

Begging Italy to hold onto this lead

Pietà Michelangelo, 1498-1499

Lmao

oh so it’s illegal to have hobbies

Oaf's behavior explained

Leggo

She was so dominant I thought at one point she must have been getting hand signals or something, she knew everywhere Gauff was going to be

They got you on the Premier League so much you need to start negotiating royalties man

Welp

It’s looking rough, idk how we create so few opportunities, it felt like 80% of chances came from Bobb

Both teams are so shit they’re actually producing entertainment

Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom

Look, regardless of whether or not it's actually happening, it's your duty to force them to observe your joy at the mere thought of it

Undertale

His voice still pisses me off because of how many times I died against the final boss

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The Mets are fuckin great I’ve been tapped in for a minute

If there’s one downside to being a City fan it’s the superposition of being told you have unlimited money and can buy anyone you want while at the same time listening to Pep and people actually at the club be like “no we can’t address those glaring issues we can’t afford it”

Absolutely played off the pitch damn

Might be worth bringing Rodri on just for someone to have some hope