Now you know damn well

GOTHAM FOREVER

Oh that’s crazy she just came on and got injured again, that sucks so much

Rose Lavelle what an incredible strike

Paramount plus acting like YouTube with the amount of ads they got now

Xbox 360 is now 20 years old (November 22, 2005)

Starting already

lmao

After watching the CBS interview, if we win the league this year, it will absolutely be at least partly Thierry Henry’s fault

In accepting this nomination I would like to thank all 14 alarms I set this morning to make sure I wouldn’t oversleep

GOOD

Run the scoreline up too none of this one nil shit

Let’s goooo

Never forget the core thing funding the sheer scale of the spending spree of AI investments is primarily due to the turborich wanting to solve the “problem” of having to pay wages.

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Indicted for helping your niece buy a home is crazy

Not like us re entering the billboard charts I guarantee it

Makoto Yukimura was worried that Vinland Saga's farming arc and "I have no enemies" moment was a gamble that readers wouldn't like. I told him about the J. Cole meme from the Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. This is how he reacted.

Genuinely asking what Bundesliga club am I supposed to follow when Bayern Munich has Kompany but Borussia Dortmund has One Piece. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE

I’m happy we won but I wish we could count to two

Is Doku in the bathroom or

I swear to god if I have to watch the same thing happen again in this second half

This 1-0 up the break thing is killing me

“Bluesky isn’t fun” problem and “Bluesky is the only social media platform where you will actually see the news” problem are the same problem

queen shit, rest in peace

Under my reign anyone caught putting the score of the football match in the YouTube thumbnail or description instead of letting the person watch the full highlights will be BANISHED

Turns out, 6 months was optimistic

There are sometimes when I think “man I’d be great on a live stream of a City match” and then a last minute penalty from a former Tottenham player goes in and I’m like “I shouldn’t say what I’ve said out loud on a platform”

Apologies folks all the proceeds from this have been diverted into the “Another Doku Jersey” fund, times are tough these days priorities must be made

Am I allowed to get a Rashford kit now that he’s at Barcelona or nah

You could make a NBA style logo out of that Haaland goal and it would be incredible

The Marines of One Piece don't mess around

i said we need to sign him and have our shooters aim at him

Doku is MOTM but give it to Esteve

If we put one of them baby mobile’s on the goal you think Donnarumma would stay on the line

Shoutout to Kyle Walker cause if my coach knows I’m coming back to face my old club and they put me at 35 against a 23 year old nigga with super speed unlocked I’m faking an injury and getting off the field

Okay I'll tell a quick story. A million years ago, I used to write for Esquire's website. I wrote a nice thing about Jimmy Kimmel that was almost certainly illegible trash. He then followed me on Twitter and, ever the Weird Twitter purveyor, invited me to meet him after a show after a goofy tweet.

cops lately when they see any bullet casing

My wife has spent the last three years studying and making chocolate from scratch during her PHD, this grant was made for her specifically

i bet moments before, the shooter graffiti'd BLACKS RULE

I have been so harsh on City kits in the past but I got this one as a gift and let me just say you will absolutely see me outside with this one on

This is one of the games I’m genuinely surprised never got a spiritual sequel or even just somebody making something similar. The first one was incredible and the concept of an upgrade fighter feels like it’s still got legs

Worth a spot on the 53 just for this one skill alone

Rodri might as well go ahead and sign that 10 year contract too, even after ACL they’re gonna stick a billion pounds on that release clause

I’m so glad you posted this because any time he gets the ball I’ve been singing this song and now I know I’m not the only one

Guinness and mimosas sounds incredible tbh

Anything I say here is filtered through the fact that I got my vaccines yesterday and I am barely awake

They’ve hit the part of the Man United Chelsea match where they’re making Charlie Parker and Count Basie puns