very on brand for me to mess up the austin film festival submission deadline 🫠

as someone who is going to be a well known writer, something weird happening- i haven’t gotten any emails from managers or agents wanting to read my script this week, which is very strange to me because I wrote it and like who wouldn’t want to make some money with me… anyone else?!

i’ll be the first to say it- im not liking this season of the last of us 🤷🏼‍♀️

if anyone wants to write a slavic horror screenplay with me, hmu my line is OPEN

we have to get rid of the notion that writers can’t be famous or can’t be rich. it’s limiting and holding our abundance back! i rest my case 😤

puerto rico doesn’t have power but YAY SOME CELEBRITIES WENT TO SPACE!!!!

but i actually do want to see the martin scorsese’s jonestown movie 😭 #thestudio

because nj is looking like the next hollywood, just wanted to tell everyone that all of my scripts are jersey based if we want to keep it local 🤙🫡

i desperately need a manager bc what am i even doing 😅

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

happy first anniversary launching my own production company to me 🥂🥳

HULU WHEN I CATCH YOUUUU

why isn’t anyone dancing lolol?!?!

NOT THE MEME SONG FOR THE MEMORIAM!! this is why genz needs to be apart of the workforce

bro if multiple are receiving the Oscar, plssss let them speak!!

ima say something… the oscars are lowkey a mess so far

first time buying my own insurance and god i want to rip my hair out!!

Tyrant In Training Podcast: How do citizens get to talk to their Queen @paulinawarda.bsky.social #improv #podcast #comedypodcast #comedypodcastclips #comedy #podcastclips #comedypod

Another clip from @paulinawarda.bsky.social episode of Tyrant in Training Here is where you can listen to the entire episode linktr.ee/TyrantsInTra... #podcast #podsky

@tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is also on BlueSky Here's a clip of current guest, digital creator Paulina Warda dealing with her own political scandal

Paulina Warda joins the podcast to deal with her own political scandal. An intense romp with the sexy cigarette man Jim who has been constantly littering around Flower Island linktr.ee/TyrantsInTra...

SEVERANCE. WHAT THE FUCKKKKK. BEST EPI EVER

im convinced justin baldoni’s voice memo was professionally produced bc there’s no way he sounds like that through the phone

I CANT LIKE ANYTHING ON TIKTOK ANYMORE OMG

MY NOTIFICATIONS STOPPED ON TIKTOK NOOOO PLS NOOO

me: i need to start eating healthier *immediately chugs a can of dr.pepper*

the taurus in me will always say money can buy happiness IDC IDC IDC

it’s 12:30am and im craving jersey mikes so bad

crowdfunding campaign ends tomorrow!!! please contribute to making my work to life 💙

not rent being taken out today MY GAWD

babygirl was interesting to say the least

bro why do parents keep their house at -7000 degrees??

life is fun! 🙃

ughhh rewatching the masterpiece that is chernobyl

20 days left of my crowdfunding campaign!!! plz plz plz contribute (it’s not looking good tbh) www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...

so maybe this is a perfect time to announce i have a mafia pilot script 😭

since being laid off, contributions are needed even more!! here’s 3 ways your contributions will go to:

Just an awesome - and highly successful - co-event between The Screenwriting Life and Big Apple Writer’s Meetup tonight. W/ @paulinawarda.bsky.social & @ershew.bsky.social

being laid off was not in my 2024 bingo card

already 10% funded!!! LETS GOOOO

MY CROWDFUNDING CAMPAIGN IS NOW LIVE!! check it out!! www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...

my crowdfunding campaign launches tmr!! *SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP*

water is wet, the sky is blue. i am scared of intimacy and commitment, too.

campaign launches soon!!!!

WICKED IS PHENOMENAL!!! NO WORDS JUST TEARS

lol my crowdfunding campaign starts in 11 days and no one has signed up yet :)))

artists 🎨 stop apologizing for not posting, for taking breaks, for being slow, for drawing the same character, for posting only sketches, for gushing over OCs, for being a beginner, for raising your prices, for trying a new medium— start doing whatever you heckin want

crowdfunding is not for the weak, all i want to do is lay in bed and rot but NO

Another amazeballz, fantabulous, incrediblating Big Apple Writer’s Meetup with co-hosts past and present, Paulina Warda and @ershew.bsky.social

i can’t believe i made yet another social media account