I finally found time to edit my Pride & Prejudice-inspired novel! It would be a Thanksgiving come true if some awesome editor showed interest. ☑️HUMOR ☑️closed-door ☑️historically accurate ☑️Murphy's Law ☑️Four troublesome brothers

#Editors, if you loved Jane Austen's "Sense & Sensibility," you'll swoon for the obstinate headstrong heroine in "Lady Weatherby's Soirée." #PosterPit #Agented #A #R #HF #Humor #Posterpitos #Posterpita

Oh no! I deleted my WIP post! 💀 Well, here we go again Here's my newest WIP! A Gothic Horror: MEXICAN GOTHIC X CRIMSON PEAK 🇰🇷A dark reimagining of the Korean folktale Heungbu and Nolbu 👻Haunted Houses 🥀Sentient Gardens 🖤Buried Family Secrets ✨️Biracial Representation #Questpit #A #H #WIP

16 supernaturals. One crown. Genie has no noble blood,barely any magic & a cat who used to be a dragon,yet she’s competing in S.T.D. -Supernatural Throne Dating.If she can survive magical trials & banshee dance-offs, she might just win her heart’s desire. #questpit #A #FR #W

I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL x HAPPY PLACE x THE WEDDING PEOPLE My #ownvoices adult coming-of-age novel (82k words) explores job struggles, grief, identity, and love while showing the quiet strength it takes to want something better. #questpit #q #a #wf w/ #r #agentsguide 📌 #bookclubread

#Editors, what if Jane Austen's SENSE & SENSIBILITY had... ☑️a bad case of freckles & red hair (FMC, 29 y/o) ☑️a man-stealin' governess ☑️bad poetry ☑️masquerade ball ☑️small-town humor & drama ☑️MMC w/ steam engine in the ballroom ☑️mom's an awful matchmaker #Questpit #Agented

#Editors, my 72000-word Regency romcom inspired by SENSE & SENSIBILITY & PERSUASION. #Agented #Humor ☑️29-y/o, single & happy + pretty younger sister ☑️man-stealin' governess + snooty rich viscountess ☑️Bad poetry! (Even in Latin) ☑️Masquerade ball ☑️Closed-door ☑️Happy end

I had my three seconds of fame yesterday when I saw Bernie Sanders at the Burlington, Vermont airport. I exclaimed, "It's Bernie Sanders!" and he replied, "How ya doin'?" and went on his way. First and only US politician I've ever seen.

#PlaylistPitch It's gonna knock yer socks off, ma'am, so you'd best be knittin' a new pair. #HR #A, etcetera, etcetera.

Behold, my #PlaylistPitch for Big 5 editors who love eclectic music that plays in the movie version of my humorous romcom (movie in my head, of course): underdog who defies the odds of spinsters in Regency England. #HF #Rom #A #Agented PS Happy ever after.

#Editors, tired of those run-of-the-mill Regency romcoms? Introducing the single FMC who's 29, has every beauty flaw of Regency England...and loving it! As an added bonus, you get historical accuracy, spice-level sweet, and #humor in this #agented novel! #UnhingedPit

#UnhingedPit #Humor Jane Austen X WWE Smackdown! Tired of mom's awful matchmaking? Tired of people saying your freckles and red hair are a Regency fashion faux pas? Enter Regency smackdown! Prove those haters wrong! Scare off unwanted suitors! Make your own destiny! #Agented

Looking for a fun read for the weekend? My new #JaneAusten -inspired #romcom is on sale thru Monday, both ebook (3.99) & paperback. links in comments. please share. A single woman in possession of a dilapidated mansion is in need of more than pride to keep it from falling down.

Asked a mate to pitch my #NA #F #R book: If her people aren't being hanged in the town square then they're being eaten by the monsters in the meadows. The Elites want dominion and Alayna wants to destroy them. Except Tiv. He's cute. Nailed it imo. #UnhingedPit #Q

For all the YA dystopian readers who are now adults and wondering where did all the dystopian, action-filled, heroines-loving-overprotective-heros novels go? THE EDITED, 85000 words #UnhingedPit #A #Q #sf #WritingCommunity #amquerying

I'm a mommy Mommy? I'm a mom. Mamacita. No, I'm a mommy. A mom of what? A bot? No, of a Love Island romance WIP but it’s set in a dystopian world where they’re appointed soulmates and they make a reality show for those who don’t have one, but it’s a blood bath. #NA #R #T #SF #H #WIP #unhingedpit

curse that android and his stupidly beautiful eyes and horrible taste in comedy #YA #SF #Q #UnhingedPit

#UnhingedPit seems like a suitable first public outing for my #WIP Still very much in progress, but #A #Upmarket with #R elements

These Mortal Woes: It’s Misery but Paul is a desperate & traumatized Sookie Stackhouse, writing a book is a drug deal gone wrong, & Annie is Edward Cullen if he reached his Joe Goldberg potential #unhingedpit #A #H #Q

the characters of WELL PLAYED if they were music devices 🎺🎵💛 #UnhingedPit #YA #AG

AITA: After I (immortal, F, muse recently trapped in a human body) got caught sneaking food from the mortal market without paying, I manipulated someone (25, M, butcher) to take the fall for my so-called theft. They cut off his hand, and now he’s mad at me?!?!? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #F #R #Romantasy

(That one scene in) ANNIHILATION (that gave you nightmares for a week) x (the traumatic burning bear suit in) MIDSOMMAR This bear’s not exactly the cute and fuzzy type, but… does it really matter? #UnhingedPit #NA #H #AG

#UnhingedPit #agented

ROMEO & JULIET x THE HUNGER GAMES Figured I’d pitch my #NA #F #R set in a dystopian world using comments from numerous beta readers. Yes, they're all adults, even the one asking for their mum. Anti-tropes: Soul mates but drawn together to kill each other. #UnhingedPit #Q

What if Barbie's Princess and the Pauper was a dark, bloody romantasy? Don't worry, I already wrote it. #UnhingedPit #F #R #Q

Some people make mood boards, I make mood food. (Description of book/food in alt text) 👑 Courtcraft and Mages 🐝 #UnhingedPit #A #R #F #WIP #Writesky

Him: emo singer in a popular local band (that just fired him), barista, undealt-with trauma and neurodiversity Her: Masters in Sociology, new girl at the coffee shop, doesn't know she was born in another world Them: a match made in heaven, if only he can survive hell #unhingedpit #Q #NA #SFF #F

#unhingedpit #na #r #f #wip INUYASHA x SAILOR MOON x D&D From lacrosse captain to chosen one, Kassidy is DEFF our new IT GIRL!

Asher, when he meets Remi and her psychic family. But does that stop him from agreeing to fake date for her ex and then fall madly in love with her? No. No, it does not. #unhingedpit #a #r #w #cs

SENSE & SENSIBILITY X ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW 29-year-old single Regency lady w/ bad case of freckles ➕skibidi bad poetry ➕unwanted suitors ➕small-town drama ➕steam engines in the ballroom🟰 #Humor + Obstinate Headstrong Girl #UnhingedPit #Agented

She wants mysteries and thrillers, all you authors! Send her your queries.

The bird dance for the ages

#JoyPit #Editorsguide #Humor Regency England: A 29-year-old spinster must marry off her pretty younger sister after a botched season in Bath—but when she tries to snag a rich neighbor's guest of honor, she accidentally catches his eye herself and unleashes the kraken of drama in her small town.

Give me cozy fantasy recommendations that aren't "Legends and Lattes" and "The Spell Shop." GO!

I made a book haul in Europe. My TBR list just tripled. I'll highlight some of them later on here.

#questpit #AG #OS #Humor Anna, 29, is single and content, but in Regency England, a freckled face and red hair don't exactly scream, "Marry me." If she can marry off her pretty younger sister, though, maybe her mom will stop the horrible matchmaking. 72000 words spice: sweet

Two thumbs up!! Next time I'm ordering a round of books I've seen on here, I'm ordering the next one in this series. The 1980s setting was amazing and realistically portrayed just as I remember it. Extra points for the character on the left in the cowboy hat.

#1stLinePit 🫖Mrs. Henrietta March of Sheriton made it a habit to pay a social visit to her neighbor, Mrs. Pennington, once a week. ☑️small-town drama ☑️obstinate headstrong girl, 29 years old + single ☑️#humor ☑️scaring unwanted suitors ☑️BRIDGERTON x ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW

Up next on the TBR pile:

WWE SMACKDOWN x JANE AUSTEN Wanted: Obstinate headstrong girl to marry off pretty younger sister & scare away unwanted suitors. Bonus points if you one-up the snooty viscountess next door by stealing her guest of honor for the sis. More if he likes you! #UnhingedPit #AG #Humor

Has this ever happened to you? You're single and lovin' it, but your mom keeps trying to marry you off? Hi, Billy Mays here to KEEP YOUR SANITY in Regency England. Scare off those unwanted suitors! Call now and get a free steam engine for your ballroom! #UnhingedPit #Humor #AG

APOCAC Meme dump 😃 #UnhingedPit #R #A #W

So I(27/f) might have feelings for a pirate(26/f) that I have history with. But the prince(29/m) that I’m aiding (against my own siren pod) is someone I know from my teens, and thought I’d never see again. So instead I’m entangling with them both. AITA? #UnhingedPit #W #DF #A

Desperate for work, bantering sibling airship couriers stumble into a plot to exterminate non-magics like the FMC, but their usual swashbuckling and quirky schemes won’t be enough. Outwitting their client could cost them everything they care about—even each other. #UnhingedPit #Q #F #A #AmQuerying

Red Flag Guy examines Hunter’s carnival of red flags: 🚩 Prefers custard over jam doughnuts 🚩 Puts milk in the bowl before the cereal 🚩 Hates coffee and dogs 🚩 Is intent on destroying his gaming rival after she ruined his career #UnhingedPit #SnowWhiteWIP Soon to be #Q #YA #R

Has anyone seen Nerissa? The below-water King is hunting for her. #unhingedpit #w #df #a

#unhingedpit #A #T #OS #Historical #Editors It's nothing like CATCHER IN THE RYE x DUNE

Slice of Life Isekai x A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court but East Asian and character-driven 🪭 just a reincarnated boy trying not to get exploited 🧧 he’s forced on a carriage ride to be a minister’s heir 🧮 they whisper & calculate 🏮 he just wants to eat & mate #A #Up #W #UnhingedPit