I have HURT MY PAW ON THIS FLOWER. Also the sun is TOO BRIGHT Ancient Animal Advent day 23! Info below.

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AITA: After I (immortal, F, muse recently trapped in a human body) got caught sneaking food from the mortal market without paying, I manipulated someone (25, M, butcher by day, bard by night) to take the fall for my so-called theft. They cut off his hand, and now he’s mad at me?!?!? #DVPit #F #R #A

ROMAN HOLIDAY x MIDSOMMAR x ZENDAYA/TOM Hunting her brainwashed, mortal-obsessed sister through the human world, a feral-girl goddess finds herself falling for a cinnamon-roll mortal. Or is that the 1st sign she's being brainwashed too? Romantasy inspired by Mesopotamian mythology #DVpit #F #R #A

Lali, an arrogant but lonely goddess, *should* be happy sipping date wine & meddling with mortals forever. But eternity feels empty without her estranged, earth-bound sister, long ago brainwashed by mortals. Braving the human world to hunt her sister, Lali must avoid being brainwashed too. #DVpit #F

In a reimagined Babylon, an arrogant, immortal muse takes human lessons from a shy, mortal butcher who moonlights as a bard. 🫟 feral girl FMC 🥐 cinnamon roll MMC 🐠 fish-out-of-water hijinks 🤺 stubborn, estranged sisters 🩸 brainwashing cult 🐐 troublemaking goat 🏺 mesopotamian inspo #DVPit #A #F #R

I was lucky enough to read this manuscript, and believe me you're gonna need a copy 6 star read ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (if Kuzco & Pacha fell in love) x Mesopotamian myth A conceited goddess, who uses mortals as playthings, gets stuck in human form. A kind-hearted bard helps her navigate earth & its savage customs, like wearing clothes & saying “please.” No touchy ➡️ lots of touchy #DVpit

ZENDAYA & TOM x ANCIENT BABYLON A lonely, feral-girl goddess blunders through the human world in hopes of reconciling with her estranged, mortal-loving sister. A shy, cinnamon-roll-boy bard makes the mistake of showing her compassion. #DVPit #A #F #amquerying

A romantasy that's basically EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE fanfic (if Kuzco and Pacha fell in love) #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

Listen, we’ve had our share of night-adjacent shadowy boys in romantasy. It’s time we got some queer rep! 🏳️‍🌈✨💕 (They’re the main love interest and literally the night sky trapped in a mortal form so 👀) #UnhingedPit #A #Q #F #LGBT

"How was I supposed to know that the evil guy actually had an evil plan and wasn't just sending me on a quest to do evil things for shits and giggles?" -Onesta, probably #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

THE GUILDED AGE #UnhingedPit #W #Dystopian #AG

Glowing feedback from a critique partner regarding my MC, a feral-girl goddess trapped in a human body ✨ “she is quite unlikable (sorry)” 💕 “she’s so mean!” 🔪 “I was especially upset when she had Elias chop off his hand” 😇 “everyone is mean” #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

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Not your grandma’s haunting story. Deep in the mountains, fear makes monster of man & bestows him two heads. One eats while the other hides his mouth. He faces away— toward the trees. [The forest is watching. The forest is displeased.] #PosterPit #PosterPitA #AG #H #LIT #SPF

THE BRIDE-KING: t4t MM romantic fantasy 🔪 Enemies to lovers: assassin falling for their target 👿 Misunderstood demons 🌶️ Magical transition + spicy trans euphoria ❄️ Forced proximity / snowed in 🪓 Killing the evil King (Currently betaing) #PosterPit #PosterPitW #A #F #R #WritingCommunity

A romantasy twist on ROMAN HOLIDAY + a dash of MIDSOMMAR 🫟 weird humor 🦎 weirder characters 🩸 light horror elements 🐡 fish-out-of-water hijinks ✨ lyrical prose 🏺 secondary world inspired by ancient Babylon #PosterPit #Q #F #A

Rosemary and Flame: a fantasy romance A woman dying from a generational curse must team up with a handsome, but grumpy, fae with dubious intent to survive the mysterious land of Faerie and save her mother from an ancient and powerful enemy. #posterpit #writingcommunity

A romantasy twist on ROMAN HOLIDAY + a dash of MIDSOMMAR 🫟 weird humor 🦎 weirder characters 🩸 light horror elements 🐡 fish-out-of-water hijinks ✨ lyrical prose 🏺 secondary world inspired by ancient Babylon #PosterPit #Q #F #A

LINEAGE OF LIGHT 88,000wc: 💅🔥 Immortal villain in his "Soft Girl Era" 📚Upmarket/bookclub 🦋Laini Taylor-like Lyricism 😂Humor of Sophie Kinsella 🏃🏾‍♀️ Plot Pace of V.E. Schwab 👵🏿 Multi-generational 🪄 Literal Black girl magic 🏳️‍🌈 pan MC 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏿 Interracial Dual POV #queerpit #F #SF #UF #UP #NA #Ownvoices #BIPOC

Practical Magic x The Honey Witch Two sisters develop the ability to sense love and are able to determine a person’s true love… for everyone except themselves #QueerPit #COA #FR #a #NA

A ghost determined to solve her own murder, allies with the vengeful spirit of a cult leader’s daughter to unearth the rotting secrets of their small town. As decay spreads and the town teeters on the edge of ruin, she must choose to put the monsters to rest or become one to stop them. #QueerPit #YA

Blue Crush 🌊 x Sirens 🧜🏼‍♀️ When wanting to drown your ex after they break your heart is a normal feeling it’s also a normal reaction in Breaker Bay 💔 And when you’re a girl gang of sirens whose love language is violence… It’s a little too normal🧜🏼‍♀️ #QueerPit #NA #A #R #F #SPF

#QueerPit #Q SIXTH SENSE x MAID x AGGGTM Alice: anxious, autistic, sees dead people Rani: sunny, stubborn, cleans houses 🧹 cleaning haunted houses 🔪 tracking a serial killer 👻 banishing ghosts 🧠 neurodiverse rep 🌈 queer & trans rep

CRIER'S WAR x THE PRIORY OF THE 🍊 TREE A shadow dragon and two magic cats melt the hearts of two angry, scorned women. Badassery ensues. #QueerPit #A #F #LGBT

Air 🌬 x Fire 🔥 🗡 F/F & M/M scenes 🛡 Brother 2. POV 🌈 Queer awakening ⚘️ Universe similar to GOT ♊️ Zodiac signs After Gemina runs from her arranged marriage, she falls in love with the fire queen Sagittaria. Will she choose her duty over her freedom? #QueerPit #A #FR #N #WIP #BiAuthor #LGBTQ

#QueerPit #Q An updated Agent's Guide for LYDIA IS DEAD 🪦 Now with 100% more curses, cannibalism & stabby heroines. Perfect if you love twisty, paranormal horrormance with morally grey characters & occult magic ✨

With weak cold fire magic, Octavia can't fight her uncle legally taking her fortune. Fleeing to the Temple of the Dead, Octavia's fire raises a girl executed for murder--she knows her power at last. With an army of the dead, she will destroy the empire that keeps women inferior. #QueerPit #A #F #DF

A sapphic GOOD WILL HUNTING set in a prestigious magic convent. ✨ gatekept magic 🗡️ ritual sacrifice 🚫 forbidden romance 🪷 hallucinogenic lotus flowers 🌞 seasonal gravity #QueerPit #A #F #CLI

#WIPSnips: "real" from my romantasy novel, THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE. #amquerying

I was lucky enough to read this gem of a novel, and believe me you want to read it too

Title card and excerpt for CANTICLE, a 95k word adult epic fantasy where two sisters rage against the world that made them who they are, and come into conflict over the people they are becoming. ✨ Bards, gods, family, politics, and a struggle deeper than reality itself ✨ #questpit #A #F #Q

When their luxury liner sinks, Edith is rescued by a passing ship. But one by one, the other survivors disappear...people the crew insist were never on board. Terrified & unable to escape, Edith must hurry to unearth the ship's sinister secrets or become its latest victim… #A #H #HF #QuestPit #W

WHAT LIES IN THE WOODS × JACKAL A psychological thriller with elements of feminist horror: 🩸female rage 🩸good for her 🩸prey vs predator 🩸social criticism 🩸art as clues 🩸caves 🩸serial killer(s?) 🩸latina FMC 🩸weird girl lit 🩸(dysfunctional) mother-daughter relationship #questpit #A #T #MY #H #Q

THE GENESIS CLOCK is a #YA historical fantasy featuring: ✒️a female socialite-turned-cryptographer ♿a handsome disabled spy ⏳time travel espionage like Tenet 💌romance like Pride & Prejudice and Divine Rivals 🌊thrilling sea battles ♀️feminist themes 🕰️all the Regency vibes #QuestPit #Q #F #DIS

The Ghosts of Llyne (Book 1) Most teens worry about fitting in. Graveyard freak A.J. Cooke’s biggest problem? She talks to the 💀 Gothic-tinged, spine tingling upper #MG lower #YA crossover about small town secrets and learning to embrace who we are. 🌈friendly 👻 friendly (60k words) #questpit #Q #PR

#questpit #rf #q POV: you ordered grumpy/sunshine. You got: sarcastic, sleep-deprived, itching for the chance to poke the patriarchy in the eye…and maybe burn a few kingdoms along the way. POV: You ordered broody hardass. You got broody harass. Plus a side of a gooey emotional center.

Are you looking for...? 🐉shadow dragons 😼magic cats 🏛️political intrigue ✨forbidden magic 👩🏾👩🏼badass women 🏋🏼‍♀️morally gray shadow mommy ❤️‍🩹enemies to lovers to "it's complicated" Might I offer you CURSED BLESSINGS? #QuestPit #Q #A #F #LGBT

CRIER'S WAR x PRIORY OF THE 🍊 TREE One is a reluctant foreign agent. The other's a vengeful border guard. Both of their lives are held in the palms of politicians and the Gods, as they stand at the crossroads of war and peace. Will they save their nations, or destroy them? #QuestPit #Q #A #F

EMILY WILDE x NETTLE & BONE Heidi’s parents think marrying her will cover a scandal. Heidi has her own plan: 💔 Scorn the suitor 💸 Keep his money 🔬 Use her natural history research to uphold the family’s good name. That is, if she survives long enough to finish her thesis 🌲 #QuestPit #A #F #Q

CRIER'S WAR x THE PRIORY OF THE ORANGE TREE Perenne's rigged elections and patriarchal religion have only led to hate. Solterna's oligarchy has only led to oppression. It's time for two lesbians from the enemy countries to get their hands dirty in geopolitics. #QuestPit #Q #A #F #LGBT

THE DEADING x SotR x THE 100 🌿the earth is sentient & hungry for vengeance 🗡rivals to lovers who compete to outsmart each other 🔆"We're all monsters. We just get to choose what kind." #QuestPit #OS #AG #YA #SF #SFF #S #RF

UPROOTED x STAR DAUGHTER The night sky trapped as a mortal is on a mission to rescue their brother and sisters, the forgotten sun, moon, and stars. Their only hope? A curmudgeonly grad student who just wants to finish her thesis. 🌳 Ancient Botany 💗 Slow Burn HEA 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ #QuestPit #Q #A #F

ROMAN HOLIDAY x MIDSOMMAR A spoiled muse persuades an innocent human to help her take down the cult that brainwashed her sister into abandoning her — but when she starts falling for her human guide, it's a sign she's fallen under the cult's spell... #questpit #Q #A #F #RF

A Song to Drown Rivers meets How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days in LADY HAN'S MANUAL FOR MATRIMONIAL MAYHEM, in which the mischievous bride fights for divorce with chaos: 😈 unlikeable heroine ⚔️ enemies-to-lovers 💑 marriage of convenience 👑 political intrigue #questpit #A #RF #W (line editing for #Q soon!)

BLADE RUNNER x THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER Lonely hacker Renaya must help a kind android boy recover his memories so she can solve her father's murder - before those behind it get to her first. #questpit #Q #YA #SF