First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him

When you get your ass called out by tarot cards...🙃

As it turns out, the "Kennedy Curse" wasn't that the smart ones were killed, but that the stupid one survived.

*whispers* I’m opening to queries 9/15. 👀👀👀

Me: Write like 3k words in six months. Also me: Write 60k words in two weeks. Consistent, I am not.

I watched HBO's Rome and thought Octavia got a crap deal, so I decided to write a story where my Octavia got to take her revenge instead.

Real ones know the Olympic was cooler than the Titanic because the Olympic didn't sink, but sunk other ships (and a submarine) in a 20 year vengeance tour instead.

Are you kidding me I have a whole dang book where a character slowly goes insane and I didn't use "sane" once in the entire thing?

you can take my em dashes from my cold dead hands

Oh God, since I found out JD Twat used to be called "Bowman" and I looked it up--not only did he come from the same area my family came from, I'm distantly (like, six generations back) related to him. Ew ew ew ew. I'm glad he changed his name. We Bowmans don't want him.

I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.

hantatyë ♥️

In High School, I did Creative Writing, and every year they inducted the best writer (picked by the teachers) into the Writing Honors Society. One girl was sure she got it, she bragged to everyone that it was already hers...then I got the nom instead. Anyway, I'll see you in Hell, Brittany.

Officially back open to queries with a new #mswl! www.manuscriptwishlist.com/mswl-post/me...

When my sister got married, the minister asked if she would promise to love and support her husband, to help him achieve his dreams...while saying nothing about him helping with her dreams. Anyway, I'm still mad about it so I wrote an entire fantasy book about destroying the patriarchy.

If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.

I want a Final Fantasy where the protagonists aren't 17-21 year olds, but jaded thirty year olds, who think they're past their adventuring prime, and have to take up arms against a new threat, alongside all the younger heroes. A relatable millennial experience 👌

I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lord, I see what you have done for others and I want that for myself

Every day I wake up and he's still alive.

I don’t see him anywhere in the picture though.

Sandwich guy escapes indictment due to jury nullification!

OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE www.iflscience.com/deep-in-virg...

No lollygaggin'.

I'm open to queries for a few days only! I'm looking for YA, NA, and Adult projects, and select non-fiction. Query link: querytracker.net/query/2640

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Tremendous crossover move right here:

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I just want a lil apartment and some civil rights but NOOOOO we gotta have FASCISM and CLIMATE APOCALYPSE 🫩🫩

Burning down the Patriarchy. More than once, literally.

If you don’t want people to speak ill of the dead then the dead shouldn’t have been assholes when they were alive 🫶💋

Perhaps I shall finally read The Poppy War.

If you are having a bad day, then here is an Angel Butterfly for you ..🥰😍 #bluesky #dog #dogday

People who don't have autism need to shut the fuck up about autism.

Just got a few more scenes to rewrite, and then another edit to polish it up, and then it's done! 😛 #necromancerWIP is coming

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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

There's gonna come a day when you feel better / you'll rise up free and easy on that day

No matter how shit things might get, remember--

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

God I miss the days when the biggest issue in the front of my mind was the queerbaiting in Supernatural.

Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"