Vivian is still with us, but has been having health challenges lately. There is a gofundme to help her out: www.gofundme.com/f/support-vi...

Here's your five-day LOVE YOU LIKE A HURRICANE forecast. #UnhingedPit #A #R #OWN #AG #OS #Disability #RomCom

Pitching WHILE keeping some cards close to your chest? Unhinged. #unhingedpit

I'M EXCITED 😁

Wtf

It’s release day! 💜 Her dream trip to Hawaii turns into a nightmare when there’s only one bed left at the hotel and it’s in the beachside suite of the hot Olympic athlete who just got her fired. #romancelandia #booksky a.co/d/h6EKpbM

#UnhingedPit #agented

#unhingedPit 😂 #agented

someone who’s good at the economy please help me understand why Philly’s Dem mayor and her friends got gigantic raises when our ACTUAL essential city workers—like trash collectors, 911 operators, street pavers—struggle to survive on $46k a year?

"why would your character make this stupid choice?" Me, having made the same life choice: Listen she panics

Vet: Okay just take a breath. What happened? Me: SHE ATE A MOUSE! LIKE A TINY LITTLE MURDERER Vet: *laughing* Yeah, cats do that 😭

Sent my revision in to my agent! YAY So we're down to beta reading two, drafting one, and revising another one. That's fine I'm fine

Who is writing this romcom?!!

He's a Villanova grad so here we're calling him Pope Jawn

I bet if you hold RFK Jr up to your ear you can hear ocean sounds as the wind passes through him unimpeded And I think that's beautiful

My tax dollars bailed out politicians and the fucking PPP loans they didn't need but we'll kick veterans out on their asses?!

Princess and the PI Is available for request at #netgally www.netgalley.com/catalog/book... This one’s for the Veronica Mars girlies, the Castle fiends, and the sickos who watch SVU mostly for Elliot and Olivia to kiss already! Request it. Pre-order it. Ask your library if they plan to hold it!

Today my child asked me why I "make that face" when I'm trying to read something small ☠️

RFK Jr. says there are no autistic poets, so we interviewed one. Hear from Elizabeth McClellan, @popelizbet.bsky.social, an award-winning poet, attorney, and legal educator based in Memphis, Tennessee.

The amazing @annemarielewis.bsky.social read part of GRANNY HEIST for the #HumanVoicesOnly campaign and I can't tell you how incredible it is to hear your words read so perfectly by a professional narrator. My baby sounds like a real book 😭 #romancelandia

SCREAMING A narrator for the #HumanVoicesOnly campaign read an excerpt from GRANNY HEIST and it sounds like a real book you guys I'll cry

My November crash out bangs are growing out terribly in case anyone was wondering 😅

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I'm trying so hard to back up my work. This laptop is sneaking a second foot in the grave. STAY WITH ME BABY FOLLOW MY VOICE

Gabriel: What are you doing in my sweatpants? Summer: If it fits, I sits. #conwitchwip #UnhingedPit

#UnhingedPit #agented #romcom #chaosbabies

Wait, why am I in a group chat called HEIST PLANNING?! #unhingedpit #romcom #agented

I'm doing unhingedPit tomorrow and I just showed my husband a post, no context, and said "Is this unhinged enough?" 😅 He approved btw

I'm beta reading the best fucking book ever right now. Actually, so good I want to osmosis absorb it until it becomes part of me. And I wanted everyone to know it.

Mopped my floors Did several loads of laundry Shredded old papers Checked the news... Furiously scrubber baseboards Angrily dusted Rage organized 😅 That buffoon is going to keep my house spotless

So, I guess it’s my birthday. (I should’ve been born on April 15. Oops. 🤷🏻‍♀️) And I guess I should do some promo of the “help celebrate by buying my books!” variety. TIKKA CHANCE ON ME, BIG BAD WOLF, etc. www.suleikhasnyder.com/p/bookshelf.... Naughty novellas: www.suleikhasnyder.com/p/the-kali-d...

Your draft isn't bad – it's just a story in its awkward teenage phase.

I'd do just about anything for some really good news. On any front. Someone cure cancer. Let me pet some gay penguins. I just need a win

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY!!! ROMANCE FOR LOS ANGELES Fire relief auction! I'm offering up a signed bundle including HAVEN, SANCTUARY and HARBOR with a cute Harbor character postcard. 💕 www.32auctions.com/o...

Omg I feel sick. Those are fucking row homes on fire Was it a Cessna? What went down in NE Philly? Anyone know yet?

Also: Find and value those people who will shout your name in a room full of opportunities

Me, the whole WIP: I'll figure out the ending later Me, now: Shit

"Any depiction...that shows sexual intercourse that is normal or perverted..." I need all the "books aren't political. I just want to vote for oppression and read my dark romance books" girlie pops to step directly to the front because if stupid was a prize you're the blue ribbon pig.

The best part of waking up is dropping your phone in the bathroom while doing your kid's hair and the otterbox deciding it had lived long enough and now you have no phone HAPPY MONDAY

Accidentally forgot the O in counting Typo O' The Day

How your email found me

I'm finally getting to the part of this wip I've been dying to write all along and it's going to tear people to shreds yesssss lol

"wow how did you write this manuscript so fast?" Me: thanks it was rage

I fucking love Gritty

Maybe I used up all my pretend it's fine and be productive.

Jia’s to-do list: Find the wizard’s killer. Save an innocent barbarian (who’s still kind of a jerk). Get her aunt the crime boss off her back. Find the wizard’s missing roommate -- alive. Maybe make some time with the barbarian’s cute partner. And oh yeah, don’t die... #P2Ppit #fa #sns #A

Magical Realism x RomCom Lorelai Grant has unreliable visions of the future. When she sees rival journalist Travis Blake’s imminent death, she does what any rational woman would do: she fake dates him to save his life. But what happens if her vision—and her feelings—are true? #A #R #Q #P2Ppit