Too Funny, hot off the press

Trump Claims He Hears Seashell Threatening His Life.

America elected a trash bag. Time to take the trash out!!

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Journalism at it’s finest… #NorahODonnell

Team Kimmel any day! FDT!

My thoughts exactly…

We still can’t get straight answers on why ICE agents are masked and refusing to ID themselves. On top of all that they appear to be lying about cause. Congress, do you see what’s happening? Don’t be silent! Call your Senators & Reps. Demand an investigation. ☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

Shout it from the rooftops!

People around the world are starving now because of Musk’s cuts. They are dying of disease because of Musk’s cuts. They are being born with diseases they will carry with them for the rest of their lives because of Musk’s cuts.

BREAKING: Watch as San Diego residents chase Trump’s ICE out of a neighborhood. Notice how only the ICE agents hide their faces.

Holy f*ck! Where do they find these less-than-mediocre people?! We are so screwed. 🚨 The new head of FEMA just said he was unaware the country has a hurricane season—according to four sources familiar with the situation.

A horrific anti-gay hate crime shouldn’t be how we start Pride Month. But here we are. Jonathan Joss was just murdered by someone who yelled homophobic slurs before shooting. Joss & his husband were just married on Valentine’s day. End hate. #LoveIsLove www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

Imagine being so ignorant you don’t know hurricane seasons exist.

Some people are saying that Ukraine's recent action is an act of war. Really? It's okay for Russia to invade Ukraine, and kill innocent people, and you're all talking about act of war? GTFOH!

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Why are so many law enforcement officers wearing masks now? Embarassed?

“One more question, sir. You wrote a book about the former president's cognitive issues, but the current president posted that the former president was executed in 2020 and replaced by a mindless, soulless robot with cancer. What am I missing here?”

Ukraine did, in fact, hold the cards after all.

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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

Civics 101: presidents are not kings…

HOLD THE LINE GEORGIA! 🇬🇪

CBS reporter Scott Pelley: This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”. If you haven’t already shared this, please do.

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We're not living in normal times, but don't despair because the Resistance is strong. #Resist