Alright what's the monkey paw here? Did they accept another case that would let the billionaires turn orphans into crude oil?

She's going to "disappear" and then show up in a country without extradition.

Jay Jones getting out of community service by working on his own campaign is the funniest thing I've heard all month.

You know damn well what people mean when they call it out for being an ethnostate, stop trying to "ermm actually" this. Israel has supremacy of one group built into its fucking constitution. That is not a good thing.

I've got a pathfinder session today so yeah, it is a marvelous Sunday.

The writer can fuck right off.

This should be the new standard for social media, ragebaiting went too far #umamusume #HaruUrara #meme #cygames

The sandwich guy was found innocent.

"Suddenly my arm had changed..." Bud you okay? #limbuscompany

Gallagher can continue choking on miles of dick.

Equality is not marginalization.

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

We've tried going high, it turns out that just gets ethnofascists like Miller into power when they don't play by the same rules.

Turns out more than a few of the people I run into every day don't actually know what prop 50 does. Two of them thought it was a measure to split CA into smaller states...

I've gone years without getting messages from random obvious scam accounts on discord but now I've gotten five in the last hour. What the hell is going on?

But that sounds hard? Can't they just claim to have vague ideas and run on that?

It isn't through yet but things look good.

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Turning in my ballot today, let's make California All Blue.

Even the IDF is Hamas at this point.

Jesse Butler's insane fucking plea deal just shows that sports families are way too fucking powerful in this country.

We don't hate on Reagan enough in this country.

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To be fair a California team being crowned king of the american pastime has to also make them froth.

Calling a Mexican guy, "El denso" before blocking for daring to say that the dems keep running to the right is peak fucking shitlib behavior.

I'll take that as you admitting you don't have a leg to stand on.

Cruz is fucking pathetic, he should convert if he really thinks they're "His chosen people."

Halloween party was really fun, since a lot of people dressed up as Umamusume they had a race around the block. Is it ethical to bet on this type of race? Who knows but I made 100 bucks and my girlfriend found out she's faster than all her friends.

Telling people not to be hopeless will always be one of the funniest reason to get blocked.

Lack of hope makes people nothing more than zombies who just go through the motions every day. Never give up hope just because things don't work out.

Maybe in a few years from now people won't describe their rpg characters in pickup games using only tropes.

Alright removing a wasp nest today, I think I've got the scariest Halloween plans.

Alright you can just wear whatever in #ffxiv now. Cool I guess.

The fact that they're treating the reporting of the crime as worse than the crime itself says way too much about Israel's politics.

Sounds like it's time to continue being annoying.

Sounds grim as fuck.

Just got accused of being a "Harry Potter adult" and a transphobe people really do just make shit up.

His parents are decently successful I would guess. Kind of fucked to demand everyone else bloom from the mud but then cheer on the guy with a rich lawyer dad who was lt. governor as if it was his turn.

Saw what I thought was a dead brown recluse today when I was rigging up some cables in a client's crawlspace. I looked away for a few moments and it was gone. Work was pretty fucking stressful after that.

They're like kids shouting, "Nuh uh you can't hit me back," after pulling some stupid shit. We need to stop giving them military support.

If they're older than me, "Tia" or "Tio" suffices. No need to get super specific unless they're a grandparent. I don't understand why there is a small subset of wonk that demands 100% clarity on how a person is related.

Toyota Raptors singlehandedly reduced the populations of: cats, dogs, schoolchildren, and inattentive adults in my city.

Literally everyone in my family who is in my parent's generation is either an aunt or uncle. Current generation is a cousin and anyone younger is a niece or nephew. I do not understand how people get all into, "Oh they're my third cousin twice removed" intricacies.

"Okay so they're kind of like Draphs but if the developers decided to make everyone huge." My friend's setting notes are perfect.

He should have a milkshake and calm down.

There are no "little" genocides you twit. They're all bad no matter who they happen to.

Do you think I'm pretending to be Palestinian? I'm NATIVE American, why would I want what happened to my people done to others?

Had dinner at the French Laundry once, I guess that means I secretly don't want people to ever be able to afford anything.

It was so bad in some places even people who simply "looked" Arab were attacked.

Who the fuck is getting paid for all of this? It's going to be another money laundering scheme.