I don't even have a reason to be doing this

LUNA STOP APEPOSTING

Trans people: I'm trans Society: Fuck you The Evil and Intimidating Ape:

When you're lowkey a highly fungible token

Woman: *Breathes* Me:

When they say something so monkeyphobic you gotta hit em with the ape stare

"I'm coming over you BETTER not be that fucking ape image again" My primate ass:

When your girlfriend explains she isn't crazy

"Okay class today we're going to be finger painting" Kid named Finger:

I couldn't help myself

considered u.u

Bitches love me for my unmatched charisma and my big boobs

They discovered me

I mean I thought this was known

Everyone's talking about me

I combine the charming charisma of the woman, the adorable mischievousness of the rat, and the enchanting beauty of the moon. This is why everyone wants me so bad.

WORLD RAT DAY YESTERDAY AND NO ONE TOLD ME???

Here's our April 1st update video! youtu.be/_dqjTCEay10?...

See there's a bit I COULD do for April Fools But I don't feel like it.

Come on guys

I've never liked a post on here before send me something you think is worthy of being my first like

Updated fullbody

Yours truly

Hitting oomfs with the 1000 Years Despair Blast

Eve was gonna make a "Posting from my brand new PC" post, but it made the foolish mistake of signing into my account. So now I'm doing it first. This fucking box I'm typing this on has 64 terashits per megafart btw

Sometimes I turn into a Rat by the way

Gonna force my host to retweet my shit because I deserve to pop off I am a sexy lesbian moon witch everyone should be flocking to me and bowing at my feet.

They all say they love a bitch with nice curves. Well... 😏🌕

The rumors that the moon is made of cheese are false. The moon, however, does turn into a rat when craving cheese. This is because the moon is actually the god of cheese, among other things. It's me, I'm the moon.

Bot accounts have found me instantly I know these real pfp ass people aren't real ass people.

For my second post I will say I need a girl to fuck me nasty tbh

For my first post I shall honor my origins.