Friend: "You're just gonna eat those chips without dipping them in anything?" Me: "...I like the salt." Friend: "You're a fucking psychopath." *crunch crunch crunch*

The Playstation Vita Homebrew scene has some increasing number of ports and cool stuff as i recently discovered such as the devilution x source port of the og Diablo.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

The pizza and the coffee are working together to sabotage me! Help! (Telling me that this is my fault does not help me and is also wrong and insensitive.)

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秋の青空に映える銀杏。

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

Get in the robot, Charlie Brown.

They looked like monsters to you, Charlie Brown?

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I'll be making my Galaxy S8 put in work until the day it dies, thank you.

An economy built on an incessant cycle of making, buying, and throwing away trash so billionaires can buy yachts is a shit economy. I hope we return to landlines at this point. Fuck all of it.

Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry

How about you give me my holiday bonus before Black Friday instead of Dec. 19th every year? How about that?! Fuuuuck this sucks; I'm missing out on all the half-off Nintendo shit!

Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/

Frieren Looking Up but it's Rocko as cosplayer #anime #meme #rockoverse

Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character

Zelda Amiibo $9.99-$14.99 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/7oaI50XwwsY Zelda Amiibo $9.99 Each & Street Fighter 6 $14.99 Each via Best Buy. https://ow.ly/313S50Xwwt1 Unlocks Characters & Items in Animal Crossing: New Horizons in a New Update This January.

Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever. I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.

these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors

Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.” www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

tree looked like a fucked up alien at night

Sometimes the sky feels fake.

how am i supposed to get in shape when italian food is so delicious and plentiful?

Mmmm, big fuckoff piece of garlic bread

I guess you technically can test something by breaking it, yes

Eventful day. In less than an hour, both of my parents almost got me killed while driving.

her: are you stupid? me:

"We're sorry, your attempt to [WATCH EVERY YouTube VIDEO EVER MADE] has resulted in [TEN BRAIN TUMORS]. Please try again tomorrow."

ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018

以前描かせて頂いたskeb依頼絵

friday night plans

Shot + chaser

Bro, all these emails ever mentioned was paying to renew. None of them said anything about emissions testing. Crap.

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Room is starting to come together. Computer back online. PS5 back online.

The arc of the moral universe was like

if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”

we should kill the new follow back button that pops up in my notifications

Someday I'll have neighbors who don't mind Ol' Smiley being in my window. Someday. (No one likes fun anymore.)

In all the chaos, I forgot about having to pay the $$$ for the license sticker. 🤦‍♂️

Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.

Keep this story in the news. "Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney" www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...

the perfect cat does not exi—