Change one letter, ruin a candy. Knickers!

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Oh bravo

Ooh that last repost I did was the 808th repost, which is pleasing!

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

One of the unexpected things I've learned from my advocacy for trans people is how malignant parts of the State can be, how it can misuse data for positively evil purposes. It's taught me people can't be safe with a digital ID card and so I've signed this. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Option 5 missing here: I DON'T HAVE MOOD PROBLEMS, MAYBE YOU HAVE MOOD PROBLEMS, FUCK YOU!

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING here's my cat

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Why is Rod Stewart making Glastonbury political? Artists should just shut up and perform

Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs (no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

Happy Solstice frens! ☀️

@kitty666.bsky.social 🥰

About to watch SISU, hoping this will not be a tiny huge mistake

In other news, bring on the bank holiday rain already FFS! Everything is parched and I've nearly forgotten what petrichor smalls like

Everything you've heard about the new Stereolab album is true (in the BEST way). I am dancing around my kitchen to songs that I've never heard before but feel like I have 🥰

I feel like Labour have done incalculable damage to a) even the merest pretence that they might, actually, be socialists and b) my inclination ever to vote for them again

Keep sharing folks! 💖✊️🏳️‍⚧️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.

We had this on tape! The first 4 songs are solid gold bangers for the ages.

The new(ish) Kim Deal album has taken a while to grow on me but BOY it has grown 🤗

I ❤️ the Observatory!

Typo of the day: Islongting (I was trying to spell Islington, I don't know how I did this)

Ok so I finally did it, I got a BROMPTON and am now cycling again for the first time in umm about 17 years? Lessons learned so far: 1) do NOT wear flappy jeans, 2) I am horrendously unfit, 3) jayis the POTHOLES, 4) cars less scary than initially feared

It's a small gripe in the grand scheme of things but the absolutely ridiculous contortions required to get into a gig at the Brixton Academy these days means that I'm just going to avoid gigs there from now on. Which (as TicketBastard now have all my data) is just fine by them I guess.

Typo of the day: Aromatic Awareness Week

I have a terrible creeping feeling that Junior Bake Off is going to be the highlight of this year. Prove me wrong 2025 (no proofing pun intended)

Some cheering news! 🌌

I'd be grateful if someone could tell me when the story about Kemi Badenoch and her lunch preferences has been removed from the graun front page as quite frankly I'd have thought we *all* had better things to think about and I don't want to see it again.

How to be shiny! 🌟✨

If you rue the abysmal, divisive , vicious and greedy politics enabled by billionaires , then don’t give them money when you are buying books - use uk.bookshop.org/shop/booksho... or go directly to your local indie

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People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

Opened the door for Paul Whitehouse as he was leaving a Hampstead coffee shop and I was going in. 'Thanks love!' he said.

The punchline is SO good, you should all go and read the whole thread

Typo of the day: Boidiversity

I have a joke about comms but literally everyone thinks they can write it better than I can

*chef's kiss*

Hurrah, fans (or not) of the mighty GODSPEED YOU! BLACK EMPEROR will be delighted (or outraged) that they have a new alBUM out which features some bangers

Jesus fucking Christ can Boris Johnson just not fuck off already

Tonight I popped what I thought was a pickled garlic clove into my mouth and chomped It. It was a raw garlic clove. No regrets for me, ask my husband and fellow train passengers tomorrow

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I saw this like 5 hours ago and I'm still laughing 😂

It's alcoholic And very yellow So here's my jar full Of limoncello

All hail the yellow snake

Came here to say this but someone else already did it with Star Wars! It's great to wake up (after 3 hours!) to a better-than-expected green result and lower-than-initially-feared Reform numbers though 💚💚💚💚💚

I think the earliest 'big news event' I can remember was the introduction of the pound coin

I have finally got my own back on the allotment nettles by eating some, and gosh they don't taste of much. Too late in the season perhaps.

I voted (voted, voted, voted), I HOPE YOU LIKE VOTING TOO