Currently acting as MITM passing notes via text message between @kat.lol and my son discussing anime recos

Megan Mullally as Gayle in Bob’s Burgers is amazing. The end.

Did you know you can get your GitHub profile pic by adding .png to your profile page? It's super handy! github.com/cassidoo.png

Btw, I might be wrong, but I think that ever since @stefinitely.cool caught me looking down her shirt when we were on the couch together she has started wearing more lower cut things around me 🤔

Sadly, two of our chickens seem to be missing :/

This flu is no joke. Ugh.

Has anyone told the Bears that it’s allowed to actually play football before the fourth quarter

Well…guess who just tested positive for flu

matthew did a thread on why, when you call your representatives & senators, you can make life easier for yourself your message does NOT have to be elaborate or detailed or polished

Y’all, @stefinitely.cool is sending me lots of hints she wants us to get a goat

(current state) Taking edibles and rewatching stranger things from season one

CW: self-harm/suicide topic This is my semicolon tattoo. I’ve been sober from self-harm/ideation/attempts for about 8 years now. It’s been a hard road but I’m still here. And I’m glad you are too.

Since I have fallen off a lot in my lifting, and it’s currently VERY cold in my garage gym (cold enough to provide excuses) I’m thinking to get back into working out by doing yoga workouts on Apple fitness again. Maybe I’ll do one today!

I’m really glad we saw the Stranger Things finale in the theater. So cool.

Stranger Things finale in the theater with @stefinitely.cool

New Year’s Eve dinner!

Went to start prepping the steaks for our NYE dinner and realized I had forgotten I broke my sous vide machine recently So I guess I’ll just put them on the grill!

Every time I see a section on a streaming service called “Acclaimed” I hear Krusty in my head. Every time.

Happy birthday @kat.lol !!!

Someone explain to me why I took off work all of last week and all of this week EXCEPT for this Friday

“If God wanted us to listen to audiobooks she wouldn’t have given us eyes to watch TV” - Gene Belcher

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My two sons turned 16 today and are now licensed drivers!

this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)

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Bears defense better get screamed at about that face mask shit. Both of those did bad shit to your own team

Gardner-Johnson’s bullshit cost the Bears 7 points, good job there bucko

Man that NGL app is all dark patterns all day

Listen niners it would be totally fine to throw two pick 6s in a row

TJ EDWARDS

Does anyone else remember the Screaming Blue Messiahs? And if you don’t, you should give them a listen.

thinking that an edible might enhance my enjoyment of the Bears game tonight but also I’m kinda sleepy so maybe not a great idea

My son: did you hear tom Brady call Josh Allen a big booty quarterback lol @stefinitely.cool: well at least he didn’t use the n word again

New rule - it is now illegal to refer to any tv show vaguely related to medicine as “just what the doctor ordered”

democrats will appeal to literally any demographic except their own voters

@stefinitely.cool: “I have a voice mail from Canada?” Me: “Like, the whole country?”

I wish I wasn’t so tired all the damn time.

@stefinitely.cool: “did the grease this football or something?” (Yes, this is about the Seahawks game)

So because someone wrote up an anonymous google doc with claims of stuff cut from stranger things, people believe that as truth and are basing their 1/10 IMDB reviews on that Sweet zombie jesus, people are dumb

Okay yep bears definitely won nfc north Thanks Derrick Henry! 💥

Okay what am missing - why does the Disney+ start screen have a tentacle animation lately? What’s the theme?

Two of my son’s Xmas gifts from @stefinitely.cool and me - she got him the record and I got him the poster!

This is me at my finest

I didn’t take pictures of anything else I made today, but here are the latkes i made. They were yummy

My son already got his RC plane stuck on someone’s roof

Huh. Haven’t heard this one before! I’m learning new holiday songs from artists I like :) music.apple.com/us/album/let...

Look, if you’re gonna put Fairytale of New York on your holiday playlist, you also should include Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis by Tom Waits.

The amusing thing about when all your kids are teenagers is that on Christmas morning you’re up, showered, and dressed before they even get out of bed

Haircut!