“I look very cisgender in a trucker hat” -Daniella Darling

Does anyone have a roof I can come lay on to morph into a raisin?

Sometimes I sit and think about how my friends in middle/high school were boys named Ward, Marvin, Henrique, Jonas, Gust, and Giorgio 💀

Unfortunately all the 🚬 wear Le Labo Thé Noir and the straight t boys wear Sauvage by Dior so I’m going to have to either wear both or find a better alternative ☹️

“You should be able to smoke on planes here bc Air France. You should tweet that if you love me. And you should put (dash) @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social who doesn’t smoke”

Probably need a hug but will get a large coffee from 7eleven and burn my esophagus 🥰

Do I get absolutely smashed and sleep for four days or do I practice common sense

@ddarlingnyc.bsky.social likes boys that look like they’d dip their soft serves in ketchup

If you say trans lives matter you can’t just be selective 💀 (@ cis white men)

Playhouse rn: I’m playing with my fountain pens, there’s a group of 50 year olds having drinks and 3 dykes line dancing.

I hate you, white cis man taking up space in trans spaces

How tf is 10mg of melatonin not kicking in when i absolutely need it to bc being awake is literally evil 🤩🥰♥️♥️😘💅😍

can my local lesbians please make grindr profiles

Bye everyone does Is it a Crime but nobody does it like @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social ♥️

Why do white ppl that play reed instruments look like they’re pooping while playing

“You’re not asymmetrical, you’re non-binary” @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social to @xanawhoria.bsky.social

I think we don’t all sing and that’s ok 🥰

Being at 8,400ft elevation is no joke like I can’t breathe lmao

I can fix him 🤭🥰

@sfx intern that did that one cut in Gladiator II I can see the edges 😑

Save me XL Diet Coke from the movie theater save me please

My cousin confessed he cooks pasta with mayo daily and all of the tios are “canceling him from being Mexican”

How many aura points did I lose today when I cried at the Whole Foods bc my feet were in so much pain from being frozen that I had to limp to the hot food bar and stand there until they regained consciousness

I love my girlfriend I love my girlfriend I love my girlfriend @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social look how perfect she is

“Are you aware that you have the hottest girlfriend in New York City?” @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social (yes. 1000% yes. Fucking pinch me)

Now that my eyes are set on running the marathon in the 2028 Olympics… has there ever been an Olympic drag artist or… 🤭

The mean girl that used to tell me she was going to stop by after school so we could ride our bikes and instead used to ding-dong ditch me with her friends now has a “human connection” podcast help 💀

I feel the way I look should I go get a tattoo tomorrow

I have not moved on from this…

@ddarlingnyc.bsky.social when she tells me about the boys she hooks up with 🫢

@lanajarae.bsky.social can I have a fish please please please

I always underestimate my size compared to the props I make and my ability to transport said prop 🙇🏻🧍🏻

Everyone go wish @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social a happy national princess day immediately and tip her @ddarlingnyc

Thinking about the time my mom watched GOT and only watched side A of every DVD and didn’t question why she didn’t understand the plot.

I’m on Haka tiktok somehow and I’m not trying to cry on the LIIR tf

Damb Aaron Hock isn’t on the app yet for me to bully him 😔