dug up two more eye zines hidden in my inventory closet, these are the last two. link in comments<3

im being so serious when i say nin needs a hyperpop collab. like sometimes i think about what itd be like to live in the universe where we have a nin+sophie joint and i weep.

i love da museum

I love it when a rotten politician dies. I'm the first one to jump up and crow about it, callously and often. A state getting hit by a natural disaster is not that, and however that state went in any given election, it's deeply anti-human to jeer at people living there & tell them they deserve it.

its gotta be so rough being a queer icon rn; if lou sullivan said that “they said i couldn’t be a gay man but im gonna die like one” shit today somebody would be up his ass like “oh so you think nonbinary afabs can’t get aids?”

switch n play is really the pussycat dolls of drag

kinda crazy that housing works stores look nicer than their residences

it’s true and the waiter clapped too

Mohammed very much needs help- he has no food for his children

today i waterboarded my boyfriend by accident

free king name: Fat Chance

raise ur hand if u agree that pacha from emperors news groove was hot

"Anything that isn't more cops on the subway and death camps for the homeless is delusional leftist nonsense!"

I like this place, And willingly could waste my time in it.

happy pr!de from p!nk❌🏳️‍🌈🫶

Please share & give to help Marah's family survive Israel's genocide in Gaza. They're being starved, & donations are slow:

is it public knowledge that i’m a bear chaser? anyway it is now

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

dont think twice just give a dollar if you have it (applies in all circumstances)

im vics bestie in the way that like, a super burdensome relative is

open.substack.com/pub/loloverr... highly recommended reading

me n nico’s three year anniversary is coming up :—) i love him so much

WHO CARES ABOUT TRIBECA WE NEED HER IN BK

what scary choices do i need to make to become a james st james kind of person? i wanna be bald and taking naps while someone cool dabs toxic waste on my eyelids

hillbilly elegy drag show when

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What fans don’t know is that Sherita was never about honest, quirky old working-class Brooklyn. Instead she and several frowsier sister signs mark a nasty pattern of northern Brooklyn real estate manipulation.

incredible vibes @ myrtle broadway rn

referring to taking a melatonin gummy as "popping a melly T" in this group chat just to piss people off

tony chocolonely, first of his name, king of the andals and the first men, khaleesi of the great grass sea, king of the seven kingdoms, breaker of chains, king of meereen

The ruling class (the donor class, the politician buying class) relies on you cheering for the suicides of people you suspect might have voted wrong. They rely on you thinking the enemy is a bankrupt dairy farmer thinking of eating his gun.

i wanna get a landline for the lost vibe of calling a household rather than an individual; all the cute lil accidental interactions you could have, the fun of leaving a vm when you know people can hear you, etc

they don’t even know that les oiseaux sont dans la charmille

i feel like everybody is getting sick of smartphones and scrolling at the same time

tonight was prob my favorite night at cmon everybody

p sure i saw alex consani today and rubbernecked with abandon

bookshop.org/a/99809/9798... good time to be like “oh i wrote a book”

if i wrote crochet patterns would y’all buy them

the use of asian culinary techniques in american food is so fascinating. like if we use panko instead of breadcrumbs and ghee instead of butter it’s cool and fancy and def not regular fried chicken.

any adult human who is fighting for their right to be a harry potter fan is—to put it politely—a stupid asshole with neither literacy nor taste who needs to leave the room so the grownups can have a real conversation amongst ourselves !

i put on my jewelry just to go to the bodega

total clarity here from @edwardluce.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/4c4b...

i have seen it in the flames… the new crop of bushwick transplants has arrived (i saw an eyebrow shape im not used to)

it’s the time of year when i need to remind myself that i dont need anyone’s permission to wear open toed shoes outside.