Xana just referred to “Mayfair Sally Bowles” as “Madame Suzie Toot”

What chapter in the Bible does Jesus die?

I am going to seduce a man just to steal his Marlboro trucker hat.

Need to dance with twinks again 💔

Are poppers illegal yet? Have they always been illegal? I’m not keeping up with the discourse clearly

I have escaped my depression (made a man Venmo me 50 dollars to call him babygirl)

Can’t wait till it’s warm enough to cry in the public park

Yall are all breaking up while I’m googling “hello kitty engagement ring inspo” we are not the same

Need more masc lesbians in my life

Im a closeted frozen 2 fan

I just need a man to take me lingerie shopping and buy me fancy perfume. That would fix me

There are so many books in this world, it stresses me out

@ddarlingnyc.bsky.social likes boys that look like they’d dip their soft serves in ketchup

I am more than happy to entertain a man! As long as you can pay the booking fee💞🫧

I hate you, white cis man taking up space in trans spaces

Every time I find another feminine rage playlist on Spotify and it has more than 2 Taylor swift songs on it, my soul dies a little

Why do men love writing shit on their chests??

I think that when I get my middle splits, some of yall will quit drag

Recently a man came up to me at a show and said “hey do you work at a smoke shop by any chance?” And I said “no you just have me confused with someone else” and he said “no you just look like a girl that would work in a smoke shop” ……

The two things that will always remind me of my boywife are sad little monkeys in the shower and puppy dogs that shake when they eat because they’re so excited

Do you all not realize that every holiday is…. Made… up?? Like that’s the whole thing?? Traditions had to be created?? Love is real??? What ever happened to fun

“Is there a word for Italian T boy Chasers?” - @xanawhoria.bsky.social

Should I change my drag name to “pocket pussy”

“You need a boy pussy megamix” -xana (??)

I think my performance style/aesthetic/features/style gives brunette but my personality gives blonde. Does that make sense?

“You’re not asymmetrical, you’re non-binary” @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social to @xanawhoria.bsky.social

You know you’re dating a dorky little freak when they say “that also happened to Ron Weasley”

No more crunchy white drag queen dips in 2025

Merry Christmas!

Need to kiss a girl who’s good at video games

White men with mustaches should all be locked up (in my enclosure)

I love being a very dumb girl who is also smart

It’s time for me to get married

Every single day I wake up grateful that I am no longer dating a white guy

Dipping a piping hot waffle in the cmon everybody coquito. Life is good

Hoping my transphobic uncle lives until I get my tits done just so I can have big huge jugs when I spit on his grave

No one mourns the wicked rising What is this feeling sun I’m not that girl moon

I’m sick of “living to fight another day” bitch I wanna vibe

My “here me out” is the snow leopard from wicked

“I’m not a DJ, I’m a transsexual” - @ddarlingnyc.bsky.social

The pendulum swings back and forth from old Hollywood pin up princess and hot fishnet dyke rockstar and I cannot choose

It’s a knife when you’re a “heavy jewelry/accessory” type of girl but also a sensory issue girl

4 glam noms🥹🫶🏽💞

I have not moved on from this…

I love you Sabrina but “drink me like a warm glass of milk” is kinda gross I’m ngl

I need a drag mother but for bottoming

Xana won’t talk to me because I said that the plural of moose is not meese 😔

I am full of Progesterone and Estrogen

“My ultimate diva presentation would be Eminem” - @xanawhoria.bsky.social