i’ve kept up with the industry my entire life and man it seems like maybe i should just check the fuck out

on a totally unrelated note, apparently xbox 360 decompiling is progressing pretty well

happy easter xbox

Kiryu voice: foxgirls eh? I'm starting to see the appeal! *substory complete guitar twang*

Legend of Zelda? Miss me with those five-dollar words... "Foot." It's called a foot.

i'm really glad that these c-suite execuites are always so quick to remind us that "we did not make this decision lightly" when they ruin dozens of people's livelihoods and careers, and destroy years of their work and art i super appreciate that they tell us how acutely aware of their evil they are

of course it’s stupid but also there was no universe where re-releasing Pokemon games didn’t look exactly like this. everyone’s known where they stand on this since the dawn of time. frankly 20 bucks is lower than i expected; the bar is so low

literally true. see my pinned post 💜

in Hitman Absolution, Diana voices tutorial messages over the opening mission. During that mission, 47 kills Diana. This does not stop the tutorial messages.

literally true. see my pinned post 💜

anyways,

there are people in this world who have gone their entire lives without having to think about money, and they’ve dedicated their existence to making sure nobody else ever has that kind of security i don’t have a point i’m just exhausted and angry and screaming

I'm so fuckin tired

this seems fine and normal...

what are we doing here, man?

the two genders, go to store, and go to year 2169 (nice)

that new Voyager game got the voices of Tuvok and Tom Paris to do some narrations I want to say they're really bad, but like, the final episode of Voyager aired 25 years ago. of course they don't sound like they did...

the two genders, go to store, and go to year 2169 (nice)

i installed the game on my own PC and spent my thursday afternoon on this @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf

i'm captain basch fon ronsenburg of dalmasca!

Live over on Giant Bomb today to talk THE NEEEEWS. www.twitch.tv/giantbomb

what if i stayed in bed

how am i doing? well, i just played 45 minutes of perfect dark zero

Siege is aggressively not my thing but I do feel like I should have been alerted

the MGS3 remake's genuinely cool multiplayer mode seems to be already empty and dead 🙏 if only they had told anyone it existed, instead of launching it weeks later than the main game and doing zero advertising

i’m never this kind of fan girl but i’m over here doing youtube face at the screen watching the ace combat 8 trailer again this guy shows up and literally says “i can make out my kill count to be whatever” and he sounds like greg chun and he looks like count did they bring back count??my boy??????

I think nobuo uematsu can use whatever kind of cheese he wants

@danryckert.com must face justice for his reign of terror. Like the quoted skeet, do your part

I had this exact thought when I was like 20 years old and playing a bunch of Blood Money, and had all these grandiose plans to write a thinkpiece about how wearing a disguise in Hitman was a fantasy that mapped onto my particular anxiety shit now, at 35, I know I can get that across in a skeet 😎

you play stealthy in Hitman because you want to get a good score and unlock challenges I play stealthy in Hitman because my greatest power fantasy is "accepted and unnoticed in a large busy social environment"

The Paris level, and therefore this room, is 10 years old this year. and it floors me every dang time. Hitman *desperately* needs a photo mode (and this isn't even with any of the ray tracing stuff turned on, even though it's beautiful in this game! It's just also expensive)

I have an appointment for what seems like maybe actual real therapy, in april. So I'm holding onto that as best I can. because outside of that I'm really just...scared, and tired, and idk how to do anything other than stay exactly where I am and change nothing

Cammy can do this little fakeout from the hooligan combo and i feel like the smartest person on earth whenever it works

remember the big toblerone

Cammy can do this little fakeout from the hooligan combo and i feel like the smartest person on earth whenever it works

I really like these god dang

happy valentines here's the thing on my shelf that I always forget to share. I couldn't find a year on the box but I think it was around 97, probably when the Special Editions were coming out

someone's smoking weed outside and my window is open so I smell it i'm high too but i had the decency to just eat a gummy about it

happy valentines here's the thing on my shelf that I always forget to share. I couldn't find a year on the box but I think it was around 97, probably when the Special Editions were coming out

thought i was getting a biopic about the goddess of rot. so disappointed

I really like these god dang

really really hate to ask but uh any help to get through this would mean a lot rn. doesn’t have to cover anywhere near all of it ko-fi.com/tesstevy

sure i gotta kill somebody but i'm really just here for the view

It wasn't immediately apparent to me but Cairn's photo mode is among the best I've ever used

Honestly, this is a pretty generous review of Into Darkness.

It wasn't immediately apparent to me but Cairn's photo mode is among the best I've ever used

why doesn't hitman have a photo mode