I Love Boosters

These clowns want me to install an app to wear my shoes? Fuck that noise.

That's going to make a great election ad. Bravo, sir!

The AI bubble can't pop soon enough.

Incredible answer from KAT about not being nervous before game one but having a calmness that he felt came from his Mom

Bravo, Beaverton, bravo!

November and sending Chairman Ken and his Politburo into well-earned irrelevance can't come soon enough.

Happy Pride month, everyone!

The PNE gets bigger acts than this.

RIP Sonny Rollins, a true colossus.

Every time you think ABC and Ken Sim can't act more cynically or in worse faith, they come up with a stunt like this. "Zero means zero" when it comes to their ethics. www.straight.com/city-culture...

9 down, 7 to go.

I mean, it's inconvertibly true that everything sucks right now, but at least Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart are still dead, and Alex Jones is still bankrupt, all of which makes me feel warm and happy inside.

11 AI agents doing his work, $1.5 million spent on Mayor's Office staff, and it still isn't enough to stop Sim from shooting himself in the foot over and over again.

Exhibit #70525 in the "Ken Sim is completely out of his depth" files.

Ban the technology, prosecute the leaders, destroy the infrastructure, then salt the ground that's left behind.

A reminder that there is no privacy on the internet.

Friday hot take: smoothies suck. I'll save the liquid diet for next text time I have a jaw injury or when I'm old and toothless. Until then, I'll keep biting food and chewing it with gusto (and my mouth closed).

Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

Burn every Confederate flag. That's a good starting point.

Sounds like an apt summary of ABC and Ken Sim's entire blighted term in office.

Hey @cityofvancouver.bsky.social, speed cameras work. Pass it on . . . www.sfgate.com/local/articl...

Absofuckinglutely true.

It was a lovely weekend to get into the forest. The Seymour Demonstration Forest put a smile on my face . . .

The NBA has lucked into having an exceptional human as the face of the league for the next decade. Hope they don't screw it up.

Mayor McSwagger is back!

i will vote for any candidate who makes a public audit VPD finances part of their platform.

It is corrosive to society that breaking traffic safety rules is normalized

Definitely thinking about retiring to Minnesota.

When your SUV just doesn't cost the taxpayers enough, might as well go for the private jet. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

To be fair if I were Kash Patel I would also drink an enormous amount

I will always vote for a civic politician who gets to City Hall on foot, bike, or transit over one who gets there in an SUV. It's a huge clue as to where their priorities will land when it's time to set budgets and policy.

Somehow this isn't an April Fools' post.

Lovely stuff. "Ohhh Andy Andy . . . "

Amen to this.

I, also, am solidly in my "fuck it" era.

Because today, of all days, we could use a little of this kind of joy in our lives.

Since the VPD can't be bothered to do a single thing to enforce traffic rules and keep people safe, how about speed bumps? Cheap, effective, and they require zero effort from the police.

the real problem with april fools is that 95% of people and 100% of corpo accounts are not nearly funny enough to actually make a good april fools joke so it's just a 24 hour onslaught of dogshit broken up by maybe 1 little chuckle

Bullseye.

Mayor Mamdani is absurdly good at this stuff.

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Careful, the only thing Mike Klassen likes more than ABC advertorials or removing bike lanes is blocking folks who point that out, no matter how politely.

Carbrained idiocy from CNN. Lisa Courbebaisse and Elina Baudier Kim got the bylines, but this nonsense was written by a car, The city has become immeasurably more liveable over the last two decades.

The Bourne Identity (2002) / The Hidalgo Legacy (2026)

I read over and over that Canadians are tired of tipping, but I never see the stories where Canadians support higher service included and living wage pricing. Perhaps that context would be useful in these surveys: "would you be willing to pay higher restaurant prices if you didn't have to tip?"

We're starting to find out what Ken Sim and ABC Vancouver's absurd "zero means zero" budget means for the city. It means zero lifeguards at some busy beaches, for a start.

In case you want to know what today's all about.