Fucking HATE gymbros. I get it, the harder you slam weights around the bigger your dick gets. Assholes.

These are mad times, nothing makes sense.

In an effort to diversify what little might trickle my way, here's my PATREON. patreon.com/daledeforest...

The only people curious about me are those who need something from me. Which tells me a lot about the possible future of my personal projects and if I should even bother. I'll keep doing contract work, but for my own stuff... well, it all makes sense now to just toss it.

Some corny comic I drew a ways back. I loved drawing kids books, but the opportunities seemed to have fizzled out with government moves that are effecting projects like this.

Storm. Because. 🤘

In honor of Indigenous Peoples Day we are running an online sale on all comics by First Nations and Native American creators until Wednesday! All these comics (AND MORE) are 20% off! shop.outsidercomics.com/collections/... PS fuck Columbus

Correction, today is and always will be...

Happy 80's VHS Spooky Season. #VCR #VHS #FridayThe13th #NightmareOnElmStreet #HollywoodChainsawHookers #ReturnOfTheLivingDead

Best thing to come out of Oklahoma. #ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Bear #EloraDanan #WillieJack #Cheese #Gorillaz #ClintEastwood #GotTheCool #GotTheCoolShoeShine

Imposter Syndrome: Turbo Mode

There's more political BULLSHIT on my feed than ANYTHING ELSE. The whole reason I joined this platform is because it was not twitter or FB... it is EXACTLY THAT. FACK.

If you haven't yet, please consider reading our petition regarding Avatar Fire & Ash. We're asking that a portion of proceeds go toward helping fund Indigenous futurist art projects. Go here to read, sign, and share: c.org/mNWjkxpYPv #NativeSky #AvatarFireAndAsh #IndigenousFuturism

Coolest day since summer struck us in early May, sooo happy to see the Fall season. Yes... I'm so happy now that I'm gonna show some art I did in 2020. #fucktrump #fuckvance #fuckRFKJR #AutismRocks #MikeJohnsonCanEatShit

For the record, I don't want a funeral. I just want to be remembered. I want my work displayed in natural light, I want my books worn and well-read. I want people laughing over what I might have said or done. I want my loved ones happy, that's all I've ever wanted.

#art If you're in the mood for something scary or planning your horror watches for next month: please check out my work for Unsolved Mysteries (on Netflix)! I drew the art featured in season 3, episode 5: "Paranormal Rangers"! It was amazing to be involved with a series I grew up watching.

In Seattle, I met someone who I totally knew was too cool for school.

Folks that have been doing Artist Alley for 10+ years, I dunno how you do it. I've been trying to Artist Alley since 2011 and it's been one miserable expensive failure after another. The ONLY moderately successful con I've worked was the 2016 Indigenous Comic Con, where I netted a whopping $800

Your chances of getting killed by a cool bus are low, but never zero.

The band CAKE, wouldn't have written their song, "Going The Distance" if they knew anything about race cars.

yes, that's me on the microphone (sorry) open.spotify.com/track/5KdiqA...

Re-watching Avengers Endgame and I can't stop thinking about the people who turned to ash in Infinity War. Some of them may have been on a commercial airplane, flying a helicopter, on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, bungee jumping, pregnant women... oh, I don't wanna even go there.

Amidst all this financial chaos, it's STUPID that no one has reopened the classic "DOLLAR-THEATER". Fuckin' bullshit.

Oh Yelp, it’s cute how you think I’m still in Seattle.

To be fair, one book in particular made me an atheist. It's called "The Bible".

Go right ahead and drop me on top of the pile of American Citizens that were completely unaware, yet unsurprised at the idea of the United States Postal Service having their own podcast. I certainly hope this makes me a better human being.

Indian Market can eat my ass.

You're really funny asking me where the art is when you're the one who fucked up my invoice.

It's important to call out Indigenous wins when we see them. Congrats to @rebeccaroanhorse.bsky.social who just won the best series Hugo Award for the Between Earth and Sky series. BIPOC scifi is important and has things to say that we can all enjoy and benefit from. #IndigenousFuturisms #NativeSky

Still love this app… even if I’ve been much too busy to post.

Every day @stephenking.bsky.social proves he is a really good writer.

It won’t be Skynet. It’ll be ChatGPT. Fuck AI.

Time to blame the voters.

First Contact Girly! Me and @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social did 50 low brow pin ups and you can snag an original from the series at tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com

I'm pretty sure a simple browser history check on Speaker Mike Johnson's computer would be evidence enough to send him to a cushy federal prison for 2 years. Then again, he's rich and he's white.

I have a music persona, DUAL COIL and my albums are a buck a piece. Go here and ridicule me if you must: dualcoil.bandcamp.com

PAY YOUR ARTISTS. More specifically, PAY ME. The work I do isn't some fucking generative artificial technological slop. I've been doing it all my life, I'm pretty goddamn sure I know what I'm doing. Fuck it, I'm gonna so see if Sam's Club is hiring.

Had I the time and money (as well as publisher's rights), I'd illustrate the Lord of the Rings Trilogy (the awesome books, not the amazing films) into 3 oversize 300+ page graphic novels. I'd win so many awards and make so much money, you could literally watch me become the very monster I despise.

Hang in there LA. I'm old enough to remember there being worse. When the orange menace is no more, I'll travel to your streets, bask, rejoice and party in your brilliance.

Pete Buttigieg is a Better politician Better father Better humanitarian Better husband Better soldier Better ally Better speaker Better man than any TACO fearing trumpet.

This is why #ALIGNABLE sucks.

My Patreon site is live. Not much to it for now, but worth checking out. patreon.com/daledeforest...

Some ambience for your workday. Enjoy. 😉🤙 youtu.be/SjeJsfv_eb4?...

I'm VERY lactose intolerant. My ass will literally sing the song of its people if I have a whiff of dairy. That being said, I cannot seem to keep my craving for some Costco cheese samples at bay.

"MEASLES OUTBREAK" should not have been a phrase uttered since the 1700s, but here we are.

Okay, that Superman trailer was pretty good.

Back on the hunt for employment. If anyone has any marketing/designer leads, please lemme know.

I didn’t know I was following so many trans people until they began posting selfies proclaiming their trans status. I don’t really give a shit, I’m just following cool people posting amazing art.