My tax advisor had to look up my tax codes and found my business and said "wow girl this is some really cool stuff. I might have to get myself a little something" 🤏🤏🤏 💀

I use to think it was exploitative for craft-type apprenticeships to cost money, but now that I've had the experience of someone dilly dallying in my shop, I understand now.

A man identifying as a "Pleasure Dom" always makes me chuckle, because they always describe the default desires and methods of lesbian sex. But I guess the bar for straight relationships is so low that straight men need a clarifying word that means "I'll make sure pleasure is mutual"

Ah yes, person that has never purchased anything from me a day in their life, I will totally send you 2-3 toys to showcase at your "intimate" (aka small) munch so that you can "advertise for me" and then keep the toys to fluff up your play bag. That is such a good marketing strategy 👏 👌 👍

It's Lesbian Visibility Week #LVW26 and I'd like to highlight "Mama" Vi Johnson, who for over three decades has collected kinky and queer stories, history and artefacts at the Carter Johnson Leather Library and Collection. carterjohnsonlibrary.com

Ordering hides after a convention be like -- "55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS" Unfortunately my total is NOT $680 🫣🫣

Forever laughing at the bald guy that said vendor markets are a slow burn way to build my business reputation. Take a gander at my empty wall hooks from day 2 of 4 at SouthEast LeatherFest

Look, I know having something new for a convention you're going to is probably fun on the customer end of things, but on my end of things I feel like I'm juggling fire because I'm making inventory FOR those conventions. So like, be nice to me, or ask in August. 😭

After a year of vigorously testing the paint job, I think it's time to post this #Bootblack swag. Made from one solid strip of black cow hide. Stamped with the words "Boot Black" and hand painted white in two words so your belt loop doesn't cut off the letters. undergroundleather.co/products/boo...

Our thuddiest toy to date, Bunny beaters are leather bats that pack a punch with their own weight. On average they are 1.5 pounds. For that deep impact feel, we wrap an oak handle with bull hide and then cover it with rabbit fur for soft cool down or sensation play.

Fetishizing your MeeMaws couch. She says "hi" by the way. undergroundleather.co/collections/...

Collaborate? Oh, you mean I do all the work and you take credit for it on social media? Lol, no.

Industry babes, do you want toys or tools for your trade? If you're a SW, you can DM or email me for a discount on your order. Proof required (a link to your platform or DM from your work account)

Blue and Black Rabbits Ear, whipsnake handle flogger, and finger flogger set available in the shop now. undergroundleather.co/collections/...

HEY YOU! i want you to support the first and only courtesan's union in us history i want you to support adalind and jupiter and paloma who were illegally fired (if you can do it with money, so much the better!) United Brothel Workers | CWA Local 9413 share.google/nXXXUhwJ20pY...

"You make all of this?" Is the most common question I get at every market I attend. Not sure if it's because of sexism or because dropshipping has become the norm, or both. But yes, I made all of this...

Hi there from Team Mutiny! We've got some exciting news lined up for you all! We will officially be relaunching our website mutinycustomclothing.com on March 1st! We are dedicated towards #lgbt representation in fashion, and will be teaming up with @squidlyco.com and MORE! Tune in for big gay fun.

I would like to thank my gym membership for preparing me to load/unload/reload four 60 pound totes of leather toys and 15 grid walls all on my own. First solo business trip complete. 💪 Now this boss ass bitch with a sleeper build needs a two day nap. Thank you ConNooga. You made my weekend

Maple Leaf paddles in autumn colors. Delivers smacks and pressure point taps, and is beautiful wall decor. Hang it next to your skulls, oddities, or lego flowers. How would they know it serves another purpose? 🤔 🔗 undergroundleather.co/products/map...

When I hold my sacred anger in one hand and my whimsy in the other, I create whimsical instruments of pain. Current floggers available in the shop undergroundleather.co/

Now that this has been presented, I can finally post it. Only the best Cover for a Master worth his salt, @thumper-atl.bsky.social Saddle-stitched by hand, bands colormatched to his leathers, and custom engraved cockade of the House Fuji Kamon.

Thumpers are back in stock in select color combinations for all your bonking pleasures. Great for rhythmic drumming, thuddy impact, and deep tissue rolling 👌 undergroundleather.co/collections/...

Hey white people, coming to a mexican restaurant for lunch and speaking highly of the shit ICE is doing is crazy work. Go home and eat your unseasoned hamburger helper. The fuck is wrong with you?

It's incredible how much I live rent free in the minds of some deeply unwell people.

How your dropship email finds me...

Small business owners, I'm talking to you. If you don't work for a capitalist machine, you work for your community, and right now communities in #Minneapolis need you. I do want to say that during this strike, avoid purchasing supply replenishments, especially from large corperations. #fuckice

I just realized that the day I set to audition at strip clubs has come and past and I totally forgot about it because I have a queue of orders to knock out. Thank you for keeping me out of the strip club. 🥰

Apparently my niche super power is being able to look at a color and mixing a copy with paint. Well if leatherwork doesn't work out, you can find me at the paint counter at a Lowes 🤣 (Kidding, leatherwork is working out)

Im so tired of living with constant underlying stress because men cant emotionally regulate and most women would rather uphold the systems of their own slavery than do the hard work of deprogramming themselves.

Me when I get an order notification (the only notification I allow on my phone)

Sweet sweet karma

I don't think this is what Georgians had in mind when we said we were going to ice out ICE

Y'know, the thing about art that I think non-artists often misunderstand, is that art is maybe 10% muscle memory and 90% learning to see/think differently

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

Some of todays assembly line. Thank you all for keeping me busy 💚

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Purple people, I have pretty things for you 💜

Every time I contemplate going back to SW, I get a different opportunity that redirects me. My calling is calling ☺️

Winter definitely makes me slow down because I am a mammal and that's just what mammals do. I'm already ready for spring so I’ve been creating things in the shop that remind me of the season. Available in the shop, this flogger and paddle sold as a matching set. undergroundleather.co/products/ost...

Absolutely fucking not Shopify

Still really tired of my work being censored and considered perverted by people who are fine with raping kids, killing infants, shooting moms in their cars, killing people in concentration camps while ripping families of innocent people apart. But im the immoral one?

Stepping my game up in 2026 already

Funny how the most criticized, attacked, restricted and judged do the most for those who need a little holiday cheer. Sex workers are the real ones.

Lmao...thanks to the uhhh "marketing" and "discoverability features" of a marketplace, I made an additional....77$ 🥱 greatyear.spicycdn.com/videos/207.mp4

To the untrained eye, it's just part of your whimsical goth girls decor. No one has to know that she takes it off the wall to spank you with it. Autumn colored maple leaf paddles are here: undergroundleather.co/products/map...

Back in stock because y'all like pretty mean things, 2 of every color and 4 of the black. undergroundleather.co/products/stu...

Brand recognition is now my number one reason for not wanting to join a marketplace. You can upcharge to cover the marketplace cut, but you can't combat the "I found it on ___" or even worse "that looks a lot like an item ___ sold." Accusing me of copying MY work because of a brand partnership 🙄

I love pissing off 'the customer is always right' generation by running my mouth on my business pages. "Did you really ask me if I had brain rot for expecting rush creation and delivery from a small business two weeks before Christmas?" Yes...yes I fucking did.

Some of the handled floggers available in the shop right now. Holiday shipping has already passed but some of you could use a New Years whippin.