This caption is absolutely hilarious when you actually know the people in the picture.

Been telling the new admin team about some of the responses I've had over the years when turning down membership applications, like. More than once, "BLUF is fake. You're just collecting photos!" Which is kind of amazing, really, that I mangaged to also get so many people to pretend to be members

Just been followed by someone whose bio blathers on about entrepreneurs and investors and shit like that. Fairly cute. If you want a fuck, DM. If you're just engagement farming, fuck off with your capitalist shit.

RIP the amazing Jimmy Cliff. "There comes a time to gather round again To sit and learn each other's way As of today, let's start to laugh again Hope and joy is here to stay Forever and forever and a day" tidal.com/track/317314...

Sp, our Black Friday offer is extended for another week. And this has absolutely nothing to do with me getting the date of Thanksgiving wrong, no Siree! Available only on multi-buy orders at store.bluf.com

🏍️ We’re giving away 2 free tickets to a screening of PILLION at your local Picturehouse Cinema. You’ve probably already heard about this bold sub-dom rom-com, starring Harry Melling and Alexander Skarsgård. Entry and info at buff.ly/h7YOSZL. Out in cinemas from 28th Nov. Thanks to @picentfilms

Alexa can do one! I'm putting in home automation with my renovations, but no cloud based gizmos listening in. Instead I just pick up the receiver of this GPO type 300 phone, wait for the beep and say "Turn on the hall lights" #homeautomation #homeassistant

It's a perfect gift - so we've got some multi-buy offers on the BLUF calendar until the end of Monday, only at store.bluf.com Buy 2, save £5/€5 Buy 3, save £15/€17.50 Buy 4+, save £20/€30

This is absolutely sick; Elon Musk's shitty AI on X/Twitter is claiming that the gas chambers were just a disinfectant precaution against typhus. Please, if you still use X, I urge you to reconsider. This is absolutely vile stuff.

Once upon a time, there was the internet. And it was collaborative, and worked on trust, and was designed to route around problems. If you couldn't get your email directly to a destination, you passed it to someone else, and they passed it on.

Buy your BLUF calendar today, and I'll add an extra £5 donation to Rainbow Railroad, up to a max £280. bluf.com/calendar

One of the builders on-site at HQ today is called Albert. But I have recently been binge watching "Pennyworth" so it's only a matter of time before I call him Alfred, I fear

Bleargh... builders. Silly me for thinking when they said they'd be here at 9am, they weren't going to turn up at 0800 when I'm naked, half-asleep and feeding the cat

An incident at Tele House West in London is affecting BLUF admin emails and the BLUF.email service. Everything else remains operational

You want it? You got it! Order the BLUF calendar today at bluf.com/calendar Most orders arrive within 7 days at present.

Hello there! Today on the BLUF blog, we're introducing your new admin team. BLUF.com/b/next

Ah, the invigorating buzz of an electrician chasing out concrete walls. Really sets you up for the day, doesn't it?

Give an idiot a simple tool, and he'll be happy for hours.

All of them.

Honestly, it feels like Telegram is starting to get almost as bad as ICQ was for unsolicited messages from strangers.

Live, lust, lube

Surely not long before some centrist wanker comes out with a think piece saying "Why Mamdani's win proves Democrats still have to throw trans people under the bus"

Guardian reports porn featuring strangulation or suffocation to be made illegal in the UK. Generally, this is not something I see in photos uploaded to BLUF, but we will have to see advice - how close is a hand on a neck to strangling? Is GOM suffocation? Some of you might want to prune you Instas

Please tune into this tomorrow, which I am proud to be a guest on. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Also, I feel unreasonably affronted when a delivery person asks for my DOB and after I say day and month, I see them keying in "19" How very dare they!

Best piece of fetish gear I've seen for ages. mr-riegillio.com/products/rub...

Welcome to November! This month there are 51 events in the #BLUFclub calendar. #gayleather Find them all here: http://bluf.com/events/thismonth

Get your 2026 calendar at bluf.com/calendar and help support Rainbow Railroad

Pretty sure someone said I was scaremongering when I said this sort of thing would happen after they reversed Roe vs Wade. And yes, before some wanker points out, this is only Texas. So far...

It's 100% Real. No AI. Just real men, real photographs, on a stunning A3 calendar for 2026. Get yours at bluf.com/calendar and show us where you've hung it

Before I vanish into the sunset (more news on that next month), wondering I should do a blog about what I've learned from sixteen years of managing this thing.

This is a reminder. DO NOT do breath play on your own. It doesn't matter how experienced you are. If you pass out from lack of oxygen, on your own, when will someone find you? No breathplay item is "safe" when used solo.

The launch of ChatGPT's own browser has prompted me to make sure every AI bot we know of is blocked from accessing BLUF. And if there's a way we can block people using the Atlas browser, we'll do that as well. I simplyt don't trust these people not to steal info from every site you visit.

Honestly, whether it's BLUF or here or Facebook or Insta, unless you have a political point, like the ownership of X, announcing your departure is just such a drama queen thing to do. You think messaging Zuckerberg would make him beg you to stay on Facebook? Nah. You just want attention.

You don't need to message me to say "I'm going to delete my profile." It really won't change anything. But I will probably explain where in the menu you can find the option, just in case.

If you're in the EU, don't panic - we use different card processors there, and neither is affected by the Amazon outage.

So, this morning's Amazon outage has taken our 'Quick Buy' button and card payments for our UK store with it (that's the one that covers everywhere except the EU) But you should still be able to order calendars (and other things) by choosing PayPal as your payment option.

Where will you hang yours? bluf.com/calendar

Congratulations to @hobbler.ie , the new Mr Leather Europe

If you like men in leather AND human rights, we've got a treat for you! The 2026 BLUF calendar is full of hot leather men, and all the funds raised will benefit Rainbow Railroad. Buy yours at bluf.com/calendar

Did you know that, for every £100 donated to charity across the UK each year, just 10p reaches LGBT+ non-profits? That's simply not enough. We can't stand by and watch these vital organisations struggle and go unheard. We need you, more than ever, to help us change this heart-breaking reality.

My nipples are not sensible at all. They are very silly and positively frivolous. Sometimes, they even stray into exuberance.

No need for me to do Locktober. I'm too fucking exhausted to even think about a wank.

It's only 10am and I feel like I've been doing double entry for hours

Builders here for stage 2 of the renovations. There is now plastic sheeting taped to the walls, covering up furniture etc. Place looks like one of Dexter's kill rooms.

How do I know it's Locktober? Because there's no horn! #Locktober

When I have completed my stepdown from BLUF and have time to tackle other issues, I shall campaign for un-ironic use of "content" to be a crime punishable at The Hague. There are photos, music, movies, art, novels, and much more. All of which are devalued when we consider them merely "content"

Our 2026 calendar is now shipping. If you pre-ordered, you will hopefully receive yours from the early part of next week. And if you haven't - why not? This year, 100% of the proceeds are supporting Rainbow Railroad, who help LGBTQ+ people facing state violence. Buy at bluf.com/calendar

February is certainly the shortest month but could be hot also. Here I am celebrating second month on 2026 Bluf Calendar Buy it here : bluf.com/calendar.php Fab pic : @geargregj.bsky.social