This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

HEPATITAS?!

I closed my account. It sucked anyway. Seeeee ya!

This photo?

Hear, hear!

Praying for Jamaica 🇯🇲💜🌴🙏🏾

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡 I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics. GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp

Armeggedon time out to praise C-town Market in Irish 🍀 ❤️ Woodlawn, Bronx, NYC, where freaking Mallomars are $3.99 ! Kiss my ass D'AGASTINOS and your piggy trump ass licking owner, John Catsimatidis! You guys want $8.99 for same death food!

In fact, Cuomo set up a "pass-through company" specifically to hide the names of his clients. What little we know was only revealed by investigative reporting. And it's not pretty.

The refusal to fund SNAP will drive millions into hunger. But when the Trump administration chooses cruelty, @newyorkstateag.bsky.social chooses courage. Grateful for her joining this suit to keep people fed.

Six days left and a whole lotta doors to knock. Let's get it: zohranfornyc.com/gotv

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

So Jewish folk who have any doubts...here! Spelled out in Hebrew for your fraidy cat zionist cousins on the upper west, or in brooklyn...he is just a human, not a crazed hamas ass kissing hip hop loving communist! Calm yourself down, tribefolk! He's good for the city. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Sorry... is this a thing? Having one party to a ceasefire turn it off and on like a f*cking light switch?

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN Also NO: CONVICTED FELON ADJUDICATED RAPIST CONGENITAL LIAR CON MAN PUTIN PUPPET PEDOPHILE BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN LIFELONG RACIST MALIGNANT NARCISSIST SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN SICK SOCIOPATH FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY FAILED BUSINESSMAN ORANGE ATROCITY PARDON POWER A*HOLE 👑 👎 👑

WHO AGREES?! 🤚 Gotta love Jasmine! ❤️✨

Listen to Pete.

I seem to recall the right storming the Capitol on January 6th and beating police officers with the U.S. flag.

Today is the day of the special election to fill the seat of former MN State Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot by a right-wing extremist.

The UN Independent International Commission has found Israel has committed genocide. “It is clear there is an intent to destroy the Palestinians in Gaza through acts that meet the criteria set forth in the Genocide Convention.” www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...

#hudsonriverpark at the dimming of the day...

58 million acres.

Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.

JFC

At last night’s Trans Community Town Hall with Ceyenne Doroshow and so many inspiring activists, I was proud to announce our plan to deliver care, opportunity, and protection for LGBTQIA+ New Yorkers.

“Pro-life.”

Mahmoud should be home in NYC with his wife and newborn son. Instead he’s in a prison cell a thousand miles away. Not because he has been accused of any crime—but only because he expressed political views that the Trump administration disfavors.

Look, it’s not uncommon for recent suburban transplants to hide all day in their luxury apartments. The city can be a little overwhelming when you’re used to Westchester!

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Even though most of us will probably never lead the charge, we all have a vital role to play in this battle before us. "Be a bush if you can't be a tree. If you can't be a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be a sun, be a star." ~ MLK

This ~ 💯%