I’m mad at Peacock for only giving us 2 seasons of Melbourne especially because I’ve never seen season 5. BUT I’ll be ok for now starting Celebrity Traitors

Just thinking about the year that I couldn’t come home for Christmas. I was in LA w my dog and it was so peaceful I’m DREADING doing the holidays this year I wish I could pretend to be sick but no one will buy it

Ok finally watching the Diddy documentary. Well I’ll be watching SOME of it 😂

I was considering going to see Kill Bill today and was thinking the fight scenes are probably cool on the big screen and then I realized I already know they are because I saw both movies in theaters when they came out 😂

Tom Sandoval is doing a Vanderpump Rules trivia in my town so I messaged my bestie to see if she’d want to go. Her response “OMG I wish I could, I’m going out w your sister & sister in law that night you should come” Honestly wtf no one was going to ask me but now you had to?

Catching up on some shows and I am DYING over Madison dressing up as Shep for this party AND even gifting a shark tooth necklace omg I am losing it. SO FUNNY!!!😂 #SouthernCharm

If I keep repeating it, eventually it will be true, right? I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life I love my life

Ok what did everyone think of the new #PumpRules??? I think it has potential. Also, anyone watching HWs of Vancouver on peacock? I know a lot you have seen it because you’re not in the U.S. (I’m so jealous of you) BUT why was this only 2 seasons?? I love it????

About to fill out this application for a job at Snapchat that I would be SO FREAKING GOOD AT. The experience & qualifications needed match my resume almost exactly. If you pray, please pray for me! If you send positive vibes, please send them to me! This would be a dream come true honestly. 🖤

JFC I’m so fucking tired of not being able to sleep because I’m so stressed out. It’s so embarrassing that I fail at literally everything. Another holiday season of everyone asking me what I’m doing. NOTHING. No one will hire me. No men who actually want to treat me like a human.

Time to pop the first edible #HappyThanksgiving

Me when my mom & sister are arguing and I can tell they’re both waiting for me to take their side #RHOSLC

I know I won’t have time to watch all of #RHOSLC before I leave for the day but I’m LOSING IT over Heather asking Meredith the plot and ending of crazy rich Asians to prove she didn’t watch it 😂😂😂😂

I feel like I’m in a sitcom. At the comedy theater. Last week I worked w a “new” intern, she used to work here pre pandemic and is just coming back. Pre-pandemic comedy theater is like… her personality. 😂 she talked about it a lot last week, I thought it was her 1st time back

Awww I’m kinda sad about Todd and Kandi #RHOA

Oh when Lisa said she donated to Satan I thought she was talking about Ted Cruz #RHOSLC

I thought my allergies were acting up this morning but I think I might be sick 🤧 I’m FREEZING. Drinking some tea but my ear kind of hurts too UGH. I hope I wake up tomorrow and it’s all gone 🤞🏻

LOL Nany told Aviv “we’re about to screw you over” and threw a FIT that Aviv and Yeremi did something about it. She really though Aviv would say ok I’ll take your shit 😂😂😂 #TheChallenge #TheChallenge41

WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.” Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

Couldn’t finish #RHOSLC bc j have an appt this morning but while I’m waiting I’m thinking about how this feels like the BH sprinter van & I hate that . I am curious as to how they were able to behave that way on a commercial flight. 🤔

The new cast of TRAITORS has been revealed!!! 🤡

I’ve been so busy that I’ve barely checked social media but I still can’t escape this stupid ass Starbucks bear. Starbucks should be ashamed of themselves for hyping that up & sending 1 or 2 to stores. And every person who went to crazy lengths to get one should be embarrassed

I can’t stop laughing. Making out while farting the entire time 💀 Also I’m very grateful I’ve never experienced this as the farter or the, I’m not sure what word to use, victim of the fart? #RHOSLC

So tired I don’t think I’m gonna last this whole episode long ass day. But love seeing V kill it on deck AND she look amazing in her all red outfit #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMediterranean

Omg this is making me insane. #NobodyWantsThis season 2 couples therapist, looks so familiar but google won’t tell me 🤣 I know I recognize her I need to know her name

I love yall so much 😍

Ugh all the instacart orders this morning are spirit Halloween 😫 Universe give me strength LOL! Anyway Happy Halloween 🎃 👻

Gretchen is a liar and she’s a shitty, terrible person. Claiming to be Christian but supporting hate makes me sick and I have people like her more than anyone. #RHOC

Concept for next season: Gina, Heather, and Shannon doing shrooms and activities for 17 episodes

Omg more housewives on shrooms please #RHOC

This is so weird. Yesterday I randomly thought about this girl (well, a woman now idk at what age I’ll stop saying girl) She was my friends older sister she was just a random person I used to know, no clue why she crossed my mind. She died today.

Happy Gretchen getting exposed for being a bigot day! #RHOC

SEASON FINALE. This wasn’t enough. Actually it was enough Gretchen I don’t need more of her but otherwise I want more episodes and I’m pissed they bullied Katie off of this season #RHOC

Leo might be my favorite new challenger! I did NOT like him on Love Island USA… but I also didn’t realize he was so young on that show. I hope he comes back, he’s gonna be a champ one day if he does #TheChallenge #TheChallenge41

Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha #RHOSLC is absolutely amazing 🤩

I will never go on a boat bc Angie is me 🤮 #RHOSLC

Oh damn they’re axing them both 😂😳 #belowdeckmed #BelowDeckMediterranean

I can’t stop laughing at this, one of the ladies in my fantasy league has been losing all season so she remained her team to the NY Jets 😂😂 Sorry Jets fans, I’m a Steelers fan so my team ain’t much better 😂

SHE WAS CHEATING ON MARTINA W A HATIAN MORTICIAN #RHOM #RHOMiami

I really need people to get out of the lobby and into the show I’m trying to hop on the Haitian Mortician TikTok trend 😂😂😂 #RHOM #RHOMiami

I LOVE Amsterdam I wish I lived there!!! #RHOC

I’ve never related to Tamra more. Do not chew loud or whistle in my presence. I LOATHE people who whistle, its so annoying #RHOC

lol Gretchen faith is a huge part of your relationship? The one where you have a child and live together unwed? Ok girl #RHOC

I need a social media break. Between Kim K not knowing how much milk costs (but is receiving major tax cuts) and fucking Kevin Federline all over the TL I am losing brain cells.

Y’all. YouTubeTV is SO MUCH better than Hulu. I can’t even explain it, no buffering, no lips not matching words. Free 10 day trial then $10 off first 3 months and after that it’s less than Hulu still. Bye Hulu

This episode is already 100/10 and were only halfway through 😂😂 #RHOSLC

NOT SHORTY #RHOSLC

Between Amanda/Juliet and Lisa/Angie I’m very much enjoying the arguing this week 😂 #RHOLDN #RHOSLC

Why does Whitney think she can tell Brittany to do??! lol #RHOSLC