I have created a dish that I’m pretty sure has never been attempted before… Skyline Tteokbokki.

Out of curiosity, what do you call the opposite of a meritocracy?

YouTube has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by picking up The Late Show. But they won’t, so maybe @theonion.com ?

If I’m following the Grammy’s correctly, Turnstile is a metal, rock, and alternative band. Maybe next year they can be country or hip hop too.

Grindcore is taken guys

So you’re telling me that Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jesse Plemons are NOT the same person?

In solidarity with the east coast, I have also purchased a lot of snacks and will stay indoors.

Inland Empire is my favorite movie about the Inland Empire

In an effort to reduce micro-plastics in our food, we’ve replaced them with macro-plastics.

Bears beat the Packers in the Playoffs and Rodgers lays a career ending egg. What a great year of football.

To’oto’o is currently my favorite name in the NFL

28 points off of turnovers is absolutely insane.

There it is!

ESPN expects me to pay to watch the Mayo bowl denouement, so instead I’m closely watching @sickoscommittee.org

Turkey tamales with turkey gravy are pretty amazing.

Going in to the new year clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. France, here we come.

Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

Can’t wait to find out if all the bye-week playoff teams lose again

Is the protein poptart beef flavored?

I love that exactly 1 TV in this mega sports bar is showing slippery stairs.

Because you all refused to explain why 69 was so funny to your kids, now we have 6-7. This is all your fault.

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Received my first Bluesky phishing attempt so I guess this platform is legit now.

I hope this game ends 0-0 in OT.

Heck of a game. PTFC!

Villanova has attempted more 3s than 2s in this game. Emphasis on “attempted.”

These ChatGPT commercials are great at demonstrating how worthless - yet verbose - ChatGPT is.

So disappointing to watch the Raiders go for 2 in overtime. Football needs more ties!

And there go the fireworks!

PTFC!

Getting my money’s worth on game 7 (watching for free from home)

Made cochinita pibil for the first time tonight and I’m really happy with how it turned out. Also my first time cooking something in banana leaves.

After using every active pitcher, these dudes are going to play another game in 17 hours. That one is going to be wild.

I’m not even rooting for a team anymore, I’m just rooting for more innings.

I bought a large package of rambutan based on their fun appearance but I am not entirely sure what to do with them. I’ve just been eating them straight.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Took a weekend trip up to Portland to enjoy the fresh hops and I’m happy to report it’s still the beautiful Portland I know and love. Reports of it being “over” and/or a “warzone” have been greatly exaggerated. Haters gonna hate.

A nice piece cataloguing the trajectory of lambic in the U.S. by @aarongoldfarb.bsky.social on @vinepair.com. One thing I’d add is that the momentary infatuation with lambics got a lot of people into brewing who would found breweries. Most have shifted focus away from mixed ferm.

If the Bears are going to be bad I hope we can at least be fun. That was an awesome trick play.

Christmas came early!

It has occurred to me that in all my travels to France, I have never seen coffee prepared in a French press.

If Purdue completed those two end zone passes instead of throwing interceptions, they’d be leading in this game. Dang.

I can’t believe I just watched the Wake Forest quarterback drill a pass directly into the ref’s crotch from 10 yards away. Football is BACK!

I really want to see an improvement under Ben Johnson. There were flashes in this game but it still feels like we’ve got way too many weaknesses.

Excited to report that people are mad in the comments, and it's about the fact that Tia Carrere should be referred to as star of "Wayne's World"

I’m just a guy on bluesky begging Cris Collinsworth to retire. It’s somehow worse every season.

What is going on with those pepper grinders that emit a blue light in tons of cooking videos? What is the point of that?

I am begging the Florida State band to learn just one more song.

The new quarterback for Purdue looked really good. I wonder if he can do that against a Big Ten team.

FS1 showing scores in the ticker for some kind of Saudi… soccer league?… is really something.