I’m sorry kebab shops, I didn’t respect your game. You are the street tacos of Europe.

Hey guys, is it bad that everything in the United States is turning into gambling? Asking for a friend.

Ultimately decided there were too many made up brands in the e-bikes space and just went with Giant.

Preparing to buy my first e-assist bike and realizing I know nothing about e-assist bikes.

Rode an E-assist bike for the first time today and that is wild. I’ve never exerted less energy riding a bike.

It’s absolutely insane how good this UCLA team is.

Oh no I just realized tonight is daylight savings time. The worst possible time to watch a 2am basketball game.

Why does Ben McCollum look like Homer Simpson?

Trying my best to stay awake for this 2am Purdue game.

ChatGPT commercials are wild because they’re honest. Someone asks for help and instead of answering the question, it responds with a length formatted list that doesn’t provide any help at all and acts like it did the right thing.

Considering myself extremely lucky that LAX and BOS both do not have significant TSA delays.

On the one hand - Purdue is absolutely rolling right now and has a good shot at the Final Four. On the other hand - Queens is exactly the type of team Purdue loses to in the tournament.

I can’t remember which direction time goes tonight, but I’m thankful my phone will let me know in the morning.

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I have created a dish that I’m pretty sure has never been attempted before… Skyline Tteokbokki.

Out of curiosity, what do you call the opposite of a meritocracy?

YouTube has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by picking up The Late Show. But they won’t, so maybe @theonion.com ?

If I’m following the Grammy’s correctly, Turnstile is a metal, rock, and alternative band. Maybe next year they can be country or hip hop too.

Grindcore is taken guys

So you’re telling me that Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jesse Plemons are NOT the same person?

In solidarity with the east coast, I have also purchased a lot of snacks and will stay indoors.

Inland Empire is my favorite movie about the Inland Empire

In an effort to reduce micro-plastics in our food, we’ve replaced them with macro-plastics.

Bears beat the Packers in the Playoffs and Rodgers lays a career ending egg. What a great year of football.

To’oto’o is currently my favorite name in the NFL

28 points off of turnovers is absolutely insane.

There it is!

ESPN expects me to pay to watch the Mayo bowl denouement, so instead I’m closely watching @sickoscommittee.org

Turkey tamales with turkey gravy are pretty amazing.

Going in to the new year clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. France, here we come.

Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

Can’t wait to find out if all the bye-week playoff teams lose again

Is the protein poptart beef flavored?

I love that exactly 1 TV in this mega sports bar is showing slippery stairs.

Because you all refused to explain why 69 was so funny to your kids, now we have 6-7. This is all your fault.

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Received my first Bluesky phishing attempt so I guess this platform is legit now.

I hope this game ends 0-0 in OT.

Heck of a game. PTFC!

Villanova has attempted more 3s than 2s in this game. Emphasis on “attempted.”

These ChatGPT commercials are great at demonstrating how worthless - yet verbose - ChatGPT is.

So disappointing to watch the Raiders go for 2 in overtime. Football needs more ties!

And there go the fireworks!

PTFC!

Getting my money’s worth on game 7 (watching for free from home)

Made cochinita pibil for the first time tonight and I’m really happy with how it turned out. Also my first time cooking something in banana leaves.

After using every active pitcher, these dudes are going to play another game in 17 hours. That one is going to be wild.

I’m not even rooting for a team anymore, I’m just rooting for more innings.

I bought a large package of rambutan based on their fun appearance but I am not entirely sure what to do with them. I’ve just been eating them straight.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”