bluesky does not have the option to go private so i won’t be posting here for at least a little while

short run and back day. remember kids, every exercise is a back exercise if done wrong enough. youtu.be/cMUP-Z8dG9A?...

Me, flirting with you

bleach blond bad built butch body

they need to start putting cover slides or trigger warnings on these instagram ads for at home ozempic alternatives, cuz the needles make me sick, and the ads pop up every single time i open the app

my first bluesky exclusive post

i’m a kind person, but i’m not a nice person. idk y this continues to shock people. u thought cuz i’m friendly i wouldn’t verbally eviscerate u when u come at me sideways?

sometimes i can’t double post threads here because of the character limit or because different features are not available. i think to compensate, every time that happens i’ll make a bluesky original post or something slightly different m, like a different photo.

i’m so monogamous i can’t even crush on more than one person

part of being a zen master is fighting the urge to respond with a really good zinger and just ignoring the text

i did this 30 min dumbbell workout, and it kicked my ass youtu.be/oPVebDQ1Yjo?...

it’s a real problem u can’t search for a username in followers/following on bluesky

holy shit i almost took my dog outside with my mud face mask on

people saying “volumptuous” kills me

people r being so nice to me today wtf

bluesky is becoming threads inner circle

strongly recommend against giving into employee coercion for donations to United Way. Salvation Army, St. Jude’s are ones i trust, and many local organizations and natural disaster relief groups have more direct impact to their communities with less processing fees and CEO schmoozing than UW.

just did this at home mini workout today youtu.be/T2gY_w2bHTs?...

it’s a privilege to get old. not everyone gets the opportunity.

dissociating, please hold

when i lived in england while my dad was stationed there we americans had fourth of july w fireworks. it seemed hella disrespectful lmao like heyyy just celebrating our independence day from u guys, don’t mind us!

being genuine is cringe. being sarcastic is cringe. trying to b funny is cringe. being too serious is cringe. enjoying popular things is cringe. gatekeeping unpopular things is cringe. being oblivious of trends is cringe. being chronically online of cringe. never having existed is the only way

i think men are amazing

i think women are amazing

heartsick

Cracker? I hardly knew 'er! Your welcome please clap thank you

test, test… cracker

the double posting begins…

one thing about me, i’ll def be wearing my sexiest underwear on laundry day cuz it’s all that’s clean

i did some press on nails. what do u think?

i’m feeling v lovey today. ily all! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

girl math: my weight is now in the 150s, but los melones pesan alrededor de 10 libras así k i’m actually in the 140s #gym

I’m about to rage-eat some saltines IYKYK

Monday

hey if u know me from threads please connect! (think i’m about to get zucked)