Well, his trip to Scotland seems to be going well 🤣

Standing firmly by the side of my trans sisters and brothers. The law is an ass. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

So naturally, you know what to do…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

I’ve suddenly been followed by a number of girls with pneumatic breasts and trout pouts. Boy, are they barking up the wrong tree! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤣

The satisfaction of turning £2 worth of cream, being sold off cheap by @sainsburys.bsky.social , into around £7 worth of butter is immense! And I have the buttermilk left over to make scones. 😁

This year’s Christmas cake. There are times I question my own sanity… 🎄🤣🎄

Spicy Keema Rolls, from the recipe in ‘Flavour’ by the lovely and crazily talented @sabrinaghayour.bsky.social A second batch in the space of a week. If that doesn’t demonstrate how gorgeous they are, I don’t know what will. 😍

Lunch - Toasted Brie, Parma ham and fig sandwich. Recipe courtesy of the divine @nigella.bsky.social (At My Table). And, no, I didn’t eat both. One of them was for John!

Three tiers isn’t excessive for a Christmas cake, is it? Asking for a friend… 🎄😁🎄

Every word. 👇

Starting as I mean to go on… Making Delia’s Homemade Mincemeat and @nigella.bsky.social ’s Cranberry-Studded Mincemeat. 🎄😁🎄

They say the cover up is always worse.

It’s bloody cold out, so the woodburners are on for the first time this winter. Getting toasty… 🔥😁

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Beth Rigby, very indignantly "You think Wealthy Landowners need to pay more tax." Well it is a HELL YES isn't it. RT if it is.

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This is awful. Teachers are being forced to plug more and more gaps - as one school in Blackpool has even installed its own launderette to help pupils suffering from hygiene poverty news.sky.com/story/teache...

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🏳️‍⚧️ ALWAYS!

I have taken the plunge. Leaving the cesspool that Twitter has become for something that I hope will be more congenial!