This is awesome

Watching the Trump Paracetamol Autism news cycle is essentially watching Brandolini’s Law in action

Literal Eye Dentists

Me getting the UK government emergency alert

"This is a photograph of the alien from the movie Alien..." gizmodo.com/senator-says...

I’m pretty late to the party but Weapons is an amazing movie. I’m going to have to binge Zach Cregger’s back catalog.

Rob Rinder - Camp. Liz Hurley - Trying too hard. #TheInheritance

I’m have high hopes for a lot of camp nonsense from #TheInheritance

Temu Tigra, Poundshop Panthro

I’m really getting into the “Evil scientist” direction of Alien Earth

Seems Trump has managed to make this critical meeting all about himself.

I’m watching this Alaska meeting and I’m speechless

Happy Alien Earth binge day

7:30 AM, Soho, London. If there was ever any question about the fastest way to get from A to B in the middle of a vast city, these incredible men and women demonstrate the answer. ❤️ London Ambulance

The ketamine hasn’t quite worn off yet

I’ve become a bone condition headphone bore

My gym kit needs to be stuck in the autoclave

Watching top tier PowerPoint presentations this evening @medicrussell.bsky.social

My favourite thing about this Rod Stewart set is his backing singers covering Lady Marmalade #Glastonbury

We are living in the permaculture. New social networks build the feature set of Twitter 2016. Every movie is a sequel or a remake. So’s TV. The festival lineups don’t change. The retromancers won.

Graffiti X-Men spoilers

I can’t sleep. I’ve got that pepto bismol song stuck in my head.

Happy 15/06!

Did a cardiologist write this?

I’m know I’m late to the party, but “Sinners” is excellent. One of the best things I’ve seen in ages. And that soundtrack!

Anyone else playing Doom: The Dark Ages?

A cheeky pint after the Hackney Half and I’m a wreck.

Bloody hell I did it for a decade

This is mental and I’m into it. #Eurovision #Albania

The Swedish are very good at this #Eurovision

Is the big man in the band? #Eurovision

I quite like this. I can’t help thinking it’s in the wrong contest. #Eurovision #Portugal

This is outstanding

Oh wow. Jimbo is back. #Eurovision #Italy

This is like Bonnie Tyler covering Andrew WK.

I loved Erika back in Barb Wire. #Eurovision #Finland

To defeat Latvia at Eurovision use aoe attacks. They resist water damage. Wear amulets with resist to charm.

Is anyone else getting Avatar from this? I’m kind of in to it. #Eurovision

More Twinks. Groundbreaking. #Eurovision

I wasn’t expecting that heavy drop #Eurovision

What in the Bottomless Prosecco Brunch is this? #Eurovision #UK

Is she wearing a Tina Knowles creation? #Eurovision #Spain

Good reveal there #Eurovision

Is this M3GAN? #Eurovision

Italy serving Jimbo there #Eurovision2025

Does this mean I can drive it?

Nice evening for it

I’m getting mixed messages from my weather apps today

Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.

Watching Malpractice. I don’t really need to be seeing Labour ward horrors while I’m trying to unwind on a Sunday evening.