Bacon, bacon, and moooooore BACON!!!!!

I can't stand him!

After raising hell on multiple occasions my replacement phone has finally arrived 🙂

Is this nigga crying about not getting coochie from somebody he’s known less than 2 weeks? GOODBYE #loveisblind

Brittany Inge on Reasonable Doubt really got me excited! I LOVE da Ms. Pat Show and became a fan there 🥰

Aww! They put Karen's release on the 1st episode 🥰

Fat boy joy! 😋

Think I may try ice skating this winter. If I fall, it's over 🤣 I'm too old to risk breaking bones.

Fried calamari, oysters and scallops loading. Now my lil greedy self is calm 🙂

Maybe I need to take my Momma's advice and get some dick soon 🤦🏾‍♂️

Lemme get me a damn drank, play my music, and calm my nerves 🤦🏾‍♂️

I'm a problem solver! Other instructors would literally bring me their students from a totally different platoon with, "Here's who you need to talk to. He'll get it worked out." My superiors, "If anyone can figure it out SFC Bright can. Go see him."

Da last thing I wanna do is cuss somebody out on dey job! But if it gets to a point dat I'm havin' da tell you how da do yo damn job cause you are NOT listening to WTF I'm sayin? Whoopty gaht'damn do!

Customer service trynna play dumb wit me. How TF do you not see da 1st two items say Google Pixel? Do you know how da ready da gaht'damn receipt!? I'm trynna be nice and not cuss dey asses out 🙄 Dey dis damn close 🤏🏾 Cause we been at dis shit since Friday!

Give yourself an opportunity to be loved well.

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

GO DA YO DAMN FAMILY REUNIONS SO YO HOT ASS DON'T END UP FUKKIN ONE'UH YO COUSINS!

Iss bout time I cook myself some pig feet. Iss been a while!

Now watching:

Who are raising these people? I was raised to give my seat to pregnant women, elderly and the disabled. Men will watch women get on the train with small kids and not move an inch.

"Sup" and "yo" are not how you gain my interest young man 🤦🏾‍♂️

Once I lose respect for you I promise it's best I leave you alone.

"Why she hea Ike!? Why she hea!?"

When a Black Woman checks you + sits tf back down + mean mugs yo ass, she's DONE + so are you.

BINGO!!!!

Shit Wendy! 😒

What turns me on? You cuttin my grass! You fixin shit round da house! You changin da oil in my car! TRUST ME!!!! You'll be beggin me da get off you! You wanna pay somebody? I ALREADY PAY SOMEBODY! Man TF up... BITCH!

And she's tellin da truth!!!!!!! If you go back far enough in my feed you'd see me ON THE ROAD looking for a lil white girl because it was in close proximity. I NEVER.... EVER received an AMBER alert fuh a black girl!

Cause I damn sho thought we was at Sunday!

And do NOT clown my shoe size 😂😂😂😂 I'm 5'10.

For reference, my shoes are in my closet with a display shoe on top. (It makes it easier to identify which stack/style of shoe I need for the day. Boot, dress shoe, sandal, etc.) I guess my baby's thought process was, "Faux fur, pleather, BITE!" 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

T.C. tells on Chok'Lit like she was da damn perfect pup... Here's my favorite pair of cheap shoes T.C. chewed up when she was a baby. I was SO mad! But, I left my closet door open and took a nap 🤦🏾‍♂️ It was my fault. Need to find a good shoe repair shop 😭

I, Robot is no longer science fiction 🤦🏾‍♂️ And I HATE IT!

So wait, we practically lost DatPiff and gained SoundCloud?

What prompted my rant? Ari Lennox - Waste My Time

Harlots made it hard for LADIES and easier on niggas. Now niggas want LADIES to move like harlots 😬 Result: 90% of da niggas you meet won't be worth ya time!

Niggas literally be askin y'all da pull up. Pull up? One, "MAN" where's your damn car? Second, my Dad never had a woman "pull up". He got in his truck, picked her up, and took her on a date in which he wasn't worried bout da bill. Y'all niggas just weird!

Y'all just grew up in a weak ass generation of males calling themselves men. 9/10 da nigga jus lonely, depressed, and want somebody to make his issues a lil less unbearable.

When women say, "He don't like you." He doesn't! If dat nigga was genuinely in your life to add to it you'd be treated better 🤷🏾‍♂️

Never had to decenter men. I grew up wit a Momma throwin niggas belongings out in trash bags while tellin me and my brother, "Boys, ALWAYS have ya own shit!" Needless to say she married the man that does whatever makes her happy and pays the bills 😉 LOVE DAT LADY!!! 💪🏾🥰

Mr. Hankey was on South Park in ICU 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

🎶 I'm havin a private party. Ain't nobody here but me, my angels and my guitar singin baby look how far we've come.

I still fucks wit Aunt Viv open.spotify.com/track/4wwqHo...

Dis my Aunt SHIT!!!!!!!

Way my night owls at? SPEAK UP!!!!

Well that only took 3 minutes 🤣

She's NOT my "favorite" sibling. She's a single parent! And you out yo damn mind if you think I'mma sit by and watch my sister do everything by her damn self! I don't have a "favorite" sibling. They're ALL my babies! Ask my big brother! #HeMyBabyToo #CancerEnergy