my decision to stop giving a fuck about marvel sometime after age of ultron feels better and better

in a sign of economic conditions, we can't afford real estate anymore so our scooby doo insurance schemes have had to change

one ping only

well fuck, this one hurts

making Trump watch his ballroom get torn down brick by brick seems like a good element to include in what to do with him after he's out of office

the US military's greatest strength is its ability to feed and supply its troops no matter where they go, like it is how we defeated Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, so this is legitimately amazing

you know those Hoxhaists, always opposed to sharing

the California voter guide is here! it is unironically my favorite part of election season, because it makes the Serious Candidates(tm) like Porter and Hilton and Steyer and that rapist that just dropped out appear next to people like [checks notes] LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott

yeesh, today i learned i'm basically playing footsies with the poverty line

those Hoxhaists, y'know? definitely all about meeting people in the middle

easy 2028 campaign promise for 400 electoral votes: destroy Live Nation and have a random selection of its executives and shareholders gibbetted on the National Mall

sometimes i don't think these things are really ad libs and sometimes:

re viktor orban: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

women these days amirite

and not in the nice way

this fucking bubble can't burst soon enough

i was dreading the possibility that this election would bite the CA Dem party for its sclerotic complacency, then Trump fucked up and endorsed someone in the governor race, and now i'm back to thinking this election will bite the CA Dem party for its sclerotic complacency

so, uh is the moon haunted?

same

so uh has any other president threatened to bomb the pope

HBO's Stalin or Bill Nye the Science Guy, flip a coin

of course this guy would start World War III in primetime

The Scripture says, “Your dick came to destroy the works of the enemy.” You are not powerless against forces that come against you. The power in you is greater than any power that will try to stop you.

Revenge of One Particular Sith

presented without comment

there's so many jokes here i honestly don't know where to start

happy Farmworkers Day to all the government, bank, and corporate employees who get today off to honor farm workers, and to all the farmworkers who do not get today off

some of you people are fucking stupid and need to log off

"and now, Kirk, you will experience the wrath...of Khan"

bluesky users: we hate AI like hitler hated jews bluesky devs: here is some AI! C:

oops the lid fell off and the whole jar of race fell in

for someone who actually was licensed to practice law that is some hilariously rookie shit

oh cool so all of pennsylvania's problems have been solved?

ran -- well, jogged -- well, aggressively waddled across the parking lot to catch the fedex truck, so i will deeply regret this tomorrow

lol

not that i'm against this or anything but lol how the NIMBY turn tables

little early to be breaking out the Volkssturm

what happens if the AI bubble bursts in the middle of a fuel/food crisis

one trip: Orange County, CA to Port Angeles, WA via Walla Walla and Portland, then back to OC via US-101 and PCH, took 6 or 7 days one day: either Port Angeles, WA to Crescent City, CA, or OC to Arcata, CA, both about 12-14 hours idk california is big y'all

not asking the important questions here, like "who voices the corgi in the inevitable disney film adaptation"

lol, lmao

in 5 to 7 years i will have a completed transit construction joke

not really kidding here either. the right wing chuds running Westminster renamed a street after Charlie Kirk, who as far as i know never set foot in Westminster and stood for purging places like Westminster from our society. and everything around here is named after Cesar Chavez. it's gonna be ugly.

hope we're all ready for the blitz to rename every other street and school around here after Charlie Kirk or something

additionally: lol furthermore: lmao

re: copfucker team: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha