my awesome bad comic for bad comic day

ever since i was a wee little gnome my dream has always been to push your dog into a fireplace

this fucking gif, for those who haven't seen it

painted this in 2023 with acrylic on a wood panel

you couldnt even withstand a single gagoball.

im so hungry i could kill every animal

to the sick and twisted puppy of the world, the elephant shrew is judt a normal shrew.

actually. it was moral and ethical of me to bite his stupid head off

after years of research, i am proud to announce that the stupid little elf i keep in my basement has finally learned how to sustain itself off of the small colony of ants crawling out of tbe electrical socket

new type kf bug is gonna be callled the suck devil and it is going to save the worlkd

when people get scaried all their bones go outside of their body

they took away my penist and all i got was this stupid freak

His reaction to every tragedy explained

they just dont make em like this anymore

i miss my blood ):

crossfaded off mirth and whimsy rn

*tosses you half of a dirty cigarette* keep the change

the big living pile of viscera i keep in my backyard asked me to see if you'd be ok with me giving it your wifi password

i found a cool new creature called an "elf" and this is what it look s like

i was tricked into believing today was "bad comic day".... in unrelated news, i found this comic made by an alternate reality version of me where they have a holiday called bad comic day

one day im gonna wake up and never go to sleep again

ypu can stand on amythyst

the dog that eats your face off

it just started eating his face off

My plump hero

theres a gnome in my house that keeps telling me the ice machine in my freezer is too slow and then starts pelting me with my pathetic and stupid ice cubes

beautiful women are always coming up to me in the street and hitting my car door with really big rocks untill they can rip it off its hinges and then they push me out of the drivers seat and drive directly into the nearest gas pump while im still in the car because of how my hands are

everybody thinks that its cool and awesome to have stupid and gay and weird hands

some lady invited me to her house for dinner and i got so scared i stole her phone and bought 3 copies of Finkles World on ebay for $276 dollars each

thegnome found m e

I just fed him world’s spiciest pepper

theyare putting you in a chamebr that steams you

theyre researching the best way to turn me into a soup or bisque as soon as possible

theyr'e goign to find a new and inventive way to make their new currecny called "meekcoin" viable in the marketplace of ideas

theyr etaking all of my blood away from me to see what happens soon

therye putting everyone into a new world where everytihng is the same but theres a new creature called the "mouse"

thyre making a new type of machine that takes your spine and puts it outside of you

i finally took her out after 4 hog nightmares and 10 days and when i unsealed the jar a visible cloud puffed out and i feel unwell now ^_^

my dr.pepper for lunch seems to have betrayed me considering a drpepper is not lunch

i took her to see my friends and only tripped and ate shit and hit my head on the pavement once ^_^

🎀𝒑𝒍𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒃𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆🎀 (𝒔𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔)

sealed her for transport so she can be witnessed by my two friends when i visit them

playing my touy

took my stupid freak to space mountain today

they are creating a new type of succulent nectar filled with enough nutrients to turn your blood into something else

look at my cute lemon pig

if you had to be fruit pig could you do it