it's crazy to me that Half-Life 3 didn't win Most Anticipated Game at "The Game Awards". Even removed from my (very) biased perspective, Half-Life 3 has been speculated about for fifteen years—we even thought it wouldn't come out at all—but there was always a will set behind releasing GTA VI

half-life 3 please. pleaseeee plaease i need this. all the signs point towards gordon and everything's coming up krillhouse. it has to be today...

i need half life 3 so bad it's got me corrupting the woods and you cant even find my pages

when exploring abandoned structures one must take care not to become the building, for in that lies a path that leads to the ruination of the soul

when im in the woods and the fields, i am searching for relics and memetic weapons, for through these we find whimsy.

i was tricked into believing today was "bad comic day".... in unrelated news, i found this comic made by an alternate reality version of me where they have a holiday called bad comic day

Even Walter White (from breaking bad) becomes the happy smiler when he hears the happy happy happy song

Quick! Everyone do the spaceman hop! We all float off of the space station into the infinite cosmos

you could see a bird today if you really wanted to

one must imagine sisyphus with a podcast, a seltzer brand, and sisyphus branded boulders

If I fail a spell you have to be nice to me if you hate me

Bluesky needs a feature to send posts and replies into the big pit of fire Hire me to make more features

okayyyyyyy so....erm okay....2012 is about to end and like its been a great year. justk idding it's 2023 haha i got you and you thought it was still 2012. please say you fell for it please please please

I need SOOOOO much xp right now you have no idea I need farming techniques to get xp fast please help

That's life (that's liiiffeeee) that's what all the people say. You're riding high on edibles in the rainforest cafe.

classical philosophy says that one should press every button they see, no matter the nuclear or biohazard warning signs around it. remember this going forward

If you're not careful, I might make a post.

They should make a movie about a mouse. It should have a chekovs gun and a Plot Device I think that'd be really interesting

It's the forest slime mold and fungus for me, waiter.

When you think about it, bluesky is messed up. Wake up, post, the beast takes part of your soul, the machine repairs you, repeat. Let me know if this is your BlueSky experience.

Heyyy btw this thing has spotted you. Sorry, you have three minutes.

"peace and lobe on eart" vance vonegut or whoever that auther was that wrote fahrenheit 420

BTW this is the first post. You may have forgotten it, but this is how the internet began

This is soooo me when I 🤣 (truer words have never been spoken!)