i'll live tweet my first playthrough of final fantasy ix. the first 3 hours are so good! the pacing is really solid and the game feels much more put-together than ffviii. ffix is giving big Chrono Cross but Great vibes. i really like V and VI, so the battle system going back to 4 chars is 👍👍👍

How did we get here man. Fuck off

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

momodora 4: reverie under the moonlight and kirby planet robobot are both better than at least half of this chart of 25 lol... but i played dark souls 3 only years after 2016 and that is the best game of 2016 in my book

did it in four words hemmingway

my annual melee combo video is out! try the video youtu.be/SSdAJQJ2xXk?...

YES, I am actually making this game together with Daisuke Amaya and Masashi( #room6 ) !!! Please look forward to #AvemaryRocket !!! store.steampowered.com/app/4145380/

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

i regret to inform you that the square enix pixelight series of silly little lamps are delightful

they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer

i made a new video! it's about castlevania 2 and you can watch it right now youtu.be/GruXfH94pNw

valve dropped the gabecube fr

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

(halo announcer voice) oomftacular

accidentally unchecked Quick Format before formating an 8 GB SD card. worst mistake of my life

oh my bad, i forgot that it was No Fun Forembver

just played terry cavanagh's egg. i didn't expect to play all of it, but then i played all of it! pretty fun

alt text for context

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

I fucking knew it.

oooooo i was so close to the sub 5 hour speedrun achievement..... ooooo team cherry got me lol. i might just have to try for it again #silksong

kirby air riders direct 2

anyone who has played 13 sentinels, give 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Orchestral Album ~ATLUS×VANILLAWARE Works Collection~ a listen, it's really good!

you know what i'm brave enough to say it a 240p resolution port of spelunky HD to nintendo 3ds in 2013-2015 would've gone so hard

for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

my shoulder angel is an entity that tells me "you played like 20 hours of zero ranger! what a fun game. great game." and my shoulder devil is an entity that tells me "you know, you never did see credits in zero ranger..."

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

here's a picture of page 93 of the july 7, 1996 issue of pc gamer magazine, in which an editor thought that castlevania: the bloodletting was coming out soon for the sony playstation. only $44, too!

new video! it's about consume me, a great new indie game by @qdork.bsky.social that deserves your attention! youtu.be/BiUCxi43w6Q

Consume Me is very good

new video: my silksong playthrough highlights cut together without context :) youtu.be/tRCcTTU1uKs

awesome game. hollow knight isn't in my top 5 favorite metroidvania games, but silksong is for sure! silksong is really, really good!

milksong

i played final fantasy xvi last year and final fantasy viii the year before that, and it's crazy to me how little time over the past year i've spent thinking about ffxvi compared to the surprising amount that i've continued to think about ffviii over the past 2 years

i love tap water except it's so hard to get the water to wear the little shoes

Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.

the decline of the catgirl and the ascendance of the "puppy girl" can be directly attributed to the collapse of trust in institutions and the intensification of attacks on the working class. in an era of precarity the masses no longer have the time nor energy to nyaa

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

kirby star-crossed world is alright it sure is more kirby and the forgotten land

remember in 2022 when people would just publically post their wordle score, EVERY day So many emoji squares on The Timeline

with a particular set of economic policies the US went from the depths of the great depression to dominant global superpower, subsequently the entire mainstream political spectrum resolved to never do anything like that ever again

i just turned on the us open and i swear to god there is a net right in the middle of the court. the players have to hit the ball over it to even play

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

oomfie loomfie doopadee dee would you like hawk tuah or skibidi

went 1-2 at collision melee singles! super fun event. getting to play a set with aklo was sick. and lmao @ production's choice to show the top players' bracket runs during top 32, so people who lost round 2 can point at the big projector screen and see their tag :) melee forever

VirTuah Racing (1992 Sega AM2)