Put your pants back on I have to find out why lemons are bad for my teeth

On this date in 1690, the clarinet was invented. I just thought you should know.

I swear if I see you put this on a shitty screen printed T-shirt I will cannibalize you

A Hawk in the hand is worth Tuah in the bush

Anyone who is allowed to carry any form of weapon in a professional environment should have to go through mandatory de-escalation training and then made to use that training in league of legends lobbies. #leagueoflegends #riot #defundthepolice

To Book-sky(?) Most recently I have read about half of Seneca's translated notes in the form of the book "How To Die" (sadly it got damaged before I got to finish it) But I'm looking for more to help expand my world view and perspective development. Any recommendations are welcome! #books

Christmas inconvenience? I think you mean an opportunity for some festive imbibement.

Brilliant!

This is absolutely fantastic, I want to see more things like this (ahem ahem .. this is your time to shine algorithm)

don't be stupid be a smarty don't condone the nazi party