I'm not gonna mock Bryon Noem for whatever they do in their spare time. I will, however, mock his dogshit taste in women.

Can Big Robots, Big Feelings hit 50 backers before the last hour is up? Only you can make it happen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jef...

H-Hey NIS? NIS, Buddy? C'mon, sit down. I'm not mad. I just wanna know who taught you those words in that order.

To all ICE agents. May you die with fear in your heart and The Devil's breath in your ear.

What Fake News won't tell you is that Ted Cruz was actually a snowman given life by a witch. Should he ever touch real snow, he would return to the unliving frost which birthed him.

"Hey, you got that music for the new Getter Robo toy video?" "Yessir! Extra horny, just like ya asked!" "Wait wh-" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDq...

A beautiful story about the twisting, dehumanizing nature of warfare presented through a lens of brutal trench-blackened fantasy. If you like #trenchcrusade then you'll love this.

Fuck Fascism. Abolish ICE. Remember Renee Good.

Donathon update! As ya'll know, I'm planning a Donathon during Christmas week. The goal is to raise at least $200 by the end of the multi-day read-a-thon to raise money for Advocates for Immigrant Rights! I will be using Twitch's Charity tool, so I won't be touching a penny. (c

We scorched the planet to make Harmony Gold But Worse.

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NO KINGS, y'all! October 18! Find a rally near you and GO! nokings.org

"They say in Hellas Basin There are no neutral folk Would you fight for union right Or die 'neat corporate yoke?"

One Piece fans will be like "No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!" And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans.

Sure, the game is a tendril of an inherently predatory industry. But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings.

New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless."

If VISA and Mastercard can control what we watch and play, then who's to say what they'll come for next. Don't let big corporations infringe on the free exchange of ideas. chng.it/m5thNLbXxk

The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.

There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.

*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano* "Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Sh- AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"

Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.* The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us. But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.

Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies. But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.

Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs. Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner." 10/10, buy this game immediately.

"There's a lot of nuance to the situation" My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.

Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to

Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline

Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning! Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social Check out the start of the story next Friday!

My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it.

Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was. My deepest sympathies go to his victims.

It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle.

NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.' They really be like "Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands! Hear me, you worms of heaven! For I! Am! KATIE!!!"

The fact that I didn't immediately move here the instant he did that stupid jump really says a lot about me, I think.