I wish I could make a living off of just brazenly making shit up but I'm too nice to

Bring. Back. The fucking. Headphone jack. And if not at the very least all phones should come with a dongle for wired headphones

Annoyed at the prices of Nintendo games so fuck it, I'm playing Final Fantasy XII now, 20 dollar PS2 remaster here I come

Oh hey happy 10th anniversary to the game that taught me about gay people

I'm thinking again about that stupid Virtual Boy accessory Nintendo's making mandatory for the Virtual Boy Switch Online thing Like it's so funny and stupid, they can't seriously think this is gonna be very successful right?

Oh my actual fucking gods I hate Aegis Cave so much

Pain. Agony, even.

It's the 20th anniversary of PMD this year, surely right?

What is with YouTube autoplay and picking the most random shit, like I fell asleep to a video about Final Fantasy 3 and woke up to this

I CAN POST GIFS? Urianger Pixel Practice! #shmiart #FFXIV #FFXIVART

So the Direct rumor was true Guys Guys It might actually be happening A new PMD might actually be coming

I cannot even begin to tell you the power I feel as a Red Mage main seeing Verflare in this thumbnail

If we get a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon at the rumored Nintendo Direct this month I'll freeze ketchup and eat it like a popsicle

Thinking about that time I traded some kid a couple Pokemon cards for an actual literal Game Boy Pocket Young me scammed the fuck outta that kid lol

About fucking time they added bookmarks to this site

Do you think Nintendo would sue me if I ran for Congress as part of the Mario Party?

No way can this laptop run it but FFXVI's Xbox version also lets you play it on PC if you want apparently

The fuck you mean there's an extended version of Ma Meilleure Ennemie and nobody told me

His will be done

Playing something other than melee in Terraria for the first time on expert mode and getting my ass thoroughly thrashed by the Eater of Worlds

Pumpkin bagels. Yummy.

Does this mean we're gonna be seeing headlines saying the NRA is woke now?

Reading through my old stuff is mostly a lot of cringing at how bad it is but then an actually good line comes along and it's like

Lmao Silksong crashed Steam called it

I dunno about you but seeing the free speech brigade up in arms protecting a guy who publicly encouraged people to assault a minority is pretty telling to me about what they actually believe

I play Terraria with 40 resource packs and you should too

you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

I have a tendency to be a hater towards media for a while and then I finally try it and it gets added to the Lily Was Wrong And Loves You Now Club

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Googled "the fnaf 3 vent camera where he looks really disappointed" and got exactly what I wanted lol

They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING

Haven't played through Kalos in years so I decided to pick X up again. It's like junk food for me, I know damn well this game isn't amazing but it makes me happy anyway.

Anyway I got a streepass notification on my 3DS today, that was pretty cool

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

Rare steak fans when epic steak fans walk in

lol. lmao.

Me walking into Korrina's gym battle with my Honedge knowing damn well she can't do shit to me

Mare getting banned is like the 8th umbral calamity for the unemployed

Welcome to the Midwest, we got lots of corn We got everything you want, if that thing is corn

4 years since Spamton first graced this unholy world and I'm still saying kromer in place of money

the youtube poop button

Trans people have been erased from government records, are being openly discriminated against in the military and grants, are at risk of losing access to hormone treatments and the accurate passports needed to flee. Third Way types have responded by saying Dems use the word 'cisgender' too much.

If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing that I'd like to do is eat it all. mmm yummy yummy time in my tummy

This show is fucking hilarious dude please go watch it

Just discovered Sword Art Online Abridged how the fuck did it take me this long to find this

Literally me

Astronomically common Pritzker W

There is a fucking fruit fly respawn van somewhere in this room every time I kill one another shows up minutes later