my current level of horny is "lovingly & wistfully held a can of Monster energy during a dreadful Target run but didn't buy it," in case you wanted to know

Dang, Sammy wants to get right into -it- now. 🥴 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (even Berger Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)

I promise you that the cure to feeling totally insane every time you look at the news is to A) be active in your own community. Not just chilling with people, but being genuinely useful to those in need. And B) don't look at the news. This idea of "witnessing" as praxis is bullshit.

Hail and well met, adventurer! Thine appearance is fortuitous—nay, serendipitous!—for many in this realm are in direst need of thy aid. Though we be poor, thou wilt be rewarded for aught you do for us. OBJECTIVES: 🔲 Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 🔲 (OPTIONAL) Bonus XP: Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 to 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

I’m very orally motivated. I like to eat. What can I say.

my single favorite Simone song.

Again: Not hyperbole, misinterpretation, or a joke that Christian Dominionism is a strain of apocalyptic accelerationism which VERY LITERALLY SEEKS to hasten their vision of the Biblical end of the world, & the people who believe this have VERY CAREFULLY worked their way into the halls of U.S. power

oh good, my artitcal and coiinology could use some renewening

This is what Keir Starmer is enabling btw.

Decided to huff and bate with my bro @xxxonabeach.bsky.social this evening. Full unedited vid coming to JFF tomorrow and the edited vid will be available tomorrow on my OF (because they don’t like p*pp*rs)

This is from HR 7661, calling itself the Stop the Sexualization of Children Act. This must not pass.

I really want to push back on the idea that people who flee the state where they live because of anti-trans laws are privileged because they were able to leave these are fucking refugees they are internally displaced people I have seen some of the most broke people Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I've ever encountered flee cities with all of their belongings in a backpack, it's not just rich people leaving it's 10% of all trans people, a group who are almost universally broke as shit. Our job is to fight for housing and jobs and stable futures when they get Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

to where they're going and to help those who stay behind fight, it's to build a world where they can survive and then thrive and see the sun rise over a world where we are all free Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I had a vision, and @hauszuk.bsky.social knocked it out of the PARK I cant wait to wear this out to the function 💁🏼‍♀️

this is such a perfect example of a "pinup" in the sense that i would absolutely put it up in my locker while called away to war & stare at it longingly between battles

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

i spit, i spit, i spit. i rebuke it

okay i know that i basically run a porn blog but obviously y'all nerds wouldn't put up with me if you didn't also have other interests, so i'll try asking - does anyone know of any papers that discuss the linguistic use of asterisks in internet-speak? i mean, things like, *Borat voice* "my wiife"

oh to make a big strong guy cum til he cries

not now daddy, kitten needs a cigarette

prior associations color the way we perceive flavor - most people nowadays have experienced lavender-scented soap well before they've had lavender as a flavor agent. it can be incredible in the right context, but in the ~wrong context, it literally does just remind most of us of grandma's soap

this was a JOY of a case study. i made it to 1200 before i was no longer able to parse what was being said. give it a try if you have love for the English language

You can't really tell... but there's a second brown monster underneath 😆

The things I read on body building forums in the 2000s would kill clavicular and the looksmaxxers

“If you wouldn’t vote newsome you don’t care about protecting marginalized communities” my brother in Christ, he is on right wing podcasts saying he won’t protect marginalized communities

If knowing the art you're consuming is made by a pervert whose lived experience + years of practice + unabashed horniness is all channeled into creating exquisitely esoteric smut doesn't do anything for you and you'd rather jork it to AI slop then you're a low tier goon and won't survive the winter

this single answer feels like a masterclass

hnnnnnnggg

i just watched Sinners, at long last, & i now ~fully understand the hype. that was not only one of the best films of last year, but one of the best of the decade so far. i was sobbing.

I always feel so honored to be put in front of @roscoedog.bsky.social’s camera. Getting to see myself from his perspective often gives me happy tears since I otherwise tend to have a much more critical self image

A mutual reposted with "these things can't deal with anything that really exists" and I agree. It's almost as if they're intended to prevent you from facing with sober senses your real conditions of life and your relations with your kind

i'm tryna gain 230 lbs in the form of this man pressing me into a mattress

Syenite rocks with sodalite fluorescing orange when exposed to UV light. They are often called "Yooperlite". [📹 greatlakesrockhounds] Original post

this is my very favorite kind of shade to throw, because gigantic pristine f150s are by far the most common car where i live & my own beat-up 2002 pickup fucks WAY harder than any of these boys' fresh-off-the-lot 2025 big-dick-substitutes

having the uniquely bisexual genderqueer furry experience of wanting to fuck & be both of them

Team Red Rocket is blasting off again 🚀

Cooking pro tip: Mixing butter and cooking oils does not raise the smoke point of butter. It's unadulterated hogwash 400f is 400f no matter how many people the Olive may or may not have been with before meeting the butter.

If I was dating Sammy, I’d want him to ____ me 🫠 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (beeg Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)

Fun fact: you can read descriptions from the 18th and 19th century of what North American wildlife and marine life was like, before basically everything died off. Wildlife populations in the US have declined 70% since just 1970, and even that was a fraction of what they'd been in 1870.

Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it* Using genAI is proof you don't.

holy fuck, yes. this tickles so many of my buttons

my politics

i would like to officially propose that Anoushka Shankar be the headliner at every major US sporting event going forwards

seeing this image, i thought "longman" with the same mental inflection i would give "longcat," except i feel joyfully horny for longman in a way i don't think longcat could ever inspire

deny every single person working for DHS the sacrament if they are Catholic and excommunicate Vance.

really begging people to remember that the idea of "self-care" was developed within a framework of individual resilience towards the purpose of being available & effective in "the struggle," & when people take the concept as akin to the Parks & Rec "Treat Yo' Self" fad, it loses meaning & purpose

the WORST historical excesses of centralized totalitarian communist censorship feel like beans in light of the bullshit that this current administration is trying to do to our wider culture. perhaps i say that because i am living through these ones, not those ones - but it sure feels true.