Imagine being so insecure that you have to have your name and gold on everything. What a fuckin loser.

I know this is useful to point out how ungodly rich he is, but IMO his wealth is built on a house made of shit that could tumble at any minute. It's all fake money and crappy product.

The Mandalorian and Grogu Dazed and Confused

Tango and Cash and Grogu

post a meme made by you.

Let's go 2008!

Bungie take note

Man if I were a weed pimp

Hellscape: getting a call from my orthopedic doctor's office that is a fuckign AI acting like it's a person. "Am I speaking to [my name]?". "Piss off bot!" Why are we doing this? Just send me a text reminder ffs.

Immensely funny to me to see left wing folks complain about post views on the hellsite. Like cmon folks. Why are you still there? What are we doing here?

I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?" Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Grogu

Star Trek III: The Search for Grogu

Going to win this so I can drive around my neighborhood politely waving and nodding to everyone while silently judging them.

High Jacking In

This Easter video of an actor in South Korea portraying Jesus who was meant to be lifted 20 feet off the stage is simply the best. Thanks to @petersagal.bsky.social and #waitwaitnpr for referencing it.

Read the whole thread.

Snowing in April

On it also is every one of your haters past, present and future.

Front doors are overrated. I mean who even comes in and out of those things? Weirdos that's who.

Do they even make movies like road trip and old school anymore?

Jacking in

Don't let your day finish without reading this.

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

Jesus Christ I just got major deja vu scrolling through my timeline here. I'm telling you, either this happened before or I dreamed it. Fuckin a

This would be the Duke version.

Pub Cheese would make a better President.

I agree with only one thing on that list. Steak and eggs are the bomb.

Which is why the agency needs to be abolished. There's simply no structure where these people will be held accountable. It's beyond redeemable. And no Democratic president is going to be able to "reform" it.

Jan 1st. Time to finish the egg nog.

A drunk me chasing down Colin Quinn at a hotel this wedding I was at to tell him I loved Tough Crowd.

The day one priority of any incoming Democratic administration should be to wipe his name from all government property, and then put a monument statue in DC of him in a clown suit and nose, with a wall behind him engraved with all the lies he ever told and the indisputable facts of those lies.

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

What actors facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

Why does @bsky.app not work with Google password manager? I just get no prompt for it.

Give trump a trophy for literally anything and he'll give you literally anything

It can't be stated enough that everyone needs to stop using Google "search". The Gemini platform is directly responsible for this.

OH MY GOD. THE DARK CRYSTAL ONE.

Everyone is rightly upset about this but Loomer's got some cans.

AI thinks his last name is Cube.

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

So now we're not allowed to be upset the white house is being torn down. Yes, there's horrors everywhere and this doesn't rank high. But like, I think it's ok to wax poetic about a symbol of American idealism.

Anyone reading who is local in NH can donate to Gather. I'm a member of the Portsmouth Community Garden and we collectively donated nearly 800 lbs of fresh produce this season. But they take cash too! Gather | For a Hunger-Free Community | Portsmouth, NH share.google/G5FyevEsYK2y...

First they came for the helper, And I did not speak out, For I had no hamburger.

You know this guy is so stoned