Why call it an integer overflow when you could call it integer prestiging?

Me: Heh. They are going to need 20-30 pizza cards to pad that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic the Gathering set out! The Universe:

Shawna: What should we get for our post-vaccine treat? Me: We could see if Midnight cookie still has those amazing apple pie pocket cookies? Shawna: Yeah, it’s worth a shot! 😁

In keeping with the general themes of our marriage, yesterday Shawna and I celebrated our 20 year anniversary by walking about 14 miles of coastline. I feel so so so incredibly lucky to be married to such an incredible partner in adventure!

Our cat Gabby jumped up on the couch, unexpectedly landed by glasses that shifted, and panicked. She leapt partially over my head and I nearly lost an eye. As it is I’ve got a cool face battle wound like a CRPG character that will hopefully heal up cleanly.

Today we wrapped our Pathfinder 2e Strength of Thousands campaign. The front part of the game was a big (tweaked) final fight, then I grabbed a giant glass of water and took them through the epilogue, and I was really happy with how it turned out. The campaign was almost 3 years, and it was great!

Pagliacci [watching footage of his own show]: This isn’t bad. Areas to improve, but overall, it works. Huh. It’s funny, I avoided this for so long. I was afraid of taking stock of myself. And I was so focused on the road ahead, I never stopped to consider how far I’d come. Thank you, doctor

Shawna: “Hmmm ‘Beyond Yoga’… what *is* beyond yoga?” … Shawna: “Yoaga!”

My team at @bungie.net is hiring for a SQL focused Data Reliability Engineer! If you're pro at SQL performance tuning and scalability, we'd love to hear from you! careers.bungie.com/jobs/7099657...

Me, On a Pathfinder 2e video call: “I don’t know… I like Tron, but I’m not sure I want a New Tron Star” From the other room: “…what? …what!?!” Shawna, slamming open my office door: “MICHAEL WILLIAMS DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID!?!!”

So it turns out that amazing video game fantasy/sci-fi concept artists can also be amazing Lego artists: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtRZ...

Follow up…

Every so often we hear Xena wheezing and are concerned…then we discover she’s choking herself once again with the edge of her cat tree.

I cannot stress enough just how good this game is.

Me: “So in order to get the Shadow Fragment, you will have to assault the gourd fortress, defeat the ant army, and tear it from the mandibles of the Red Queen!” Players: “…but what if one of us marries her instead?”

Azul is an amazing travel game. Just get a 1-gallon ziplock bag, and the boards, rules, and disks, all fit into it perfectly, with no need for the big box!

An interesting article from January about Presidential and government gifts. All the large gifts were given to the National Archives (the diamond), destroyed, or (rarely) bought from the government at-value. Notably, even that 20k is a lot less than 400 million dollars. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/...

Posting our promo short film in collaboration with Alberto Mielgo's team (The Witness, Jibaro, Into the Spiderverse) because YAL NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T <3 😭 #MarathonReveal youtu.be/fvbEnWLRo1s?...

We still mask indoors or around large crowds, but don’t judge others for not masking. Every so often someone sees us, and dramatically coughs in our direction, and it is just the silliest response. I’m like: “I definitely made the right call to wear a mask if you are sick!”

The pictures of dolphins swimming around the returning astronaut capsule are amazing. But… I also worry that if you were a dolphin trying to communicate you were leaving for space, and thanking humans for fish, that this would be your method. www.npr.org/2025/03/19/n...

Shawna: “Oh wow! The crows are flying home pretty late tonight! They must have had to work crowvertime?”

Dead By Daylight (Savings Time)

We've been watching the ancient anime "Dear Brother" with some friends, and so for Valentines Day I made them all cards. (1/3)

I backed Spirit Swap a while ago, and finally got to try it out last night. It’s cute, fun, and has some interesting mechanics. I tried turning up the difficulty, and remembered that I am not super fast at match-3 battles. Luckily you can turn it back down 😂 store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/...

whenever you see something in a game that looks or feels bad, ask yourself “what circumstances could exist that meant this was the best possible outcome” the day you start doing this is the day you start the long hike towards being a senior

Meet Sir Ignacious Cinderheart my lovely dumb Pathfinder 2e Fire Kineticist / Champion. Commissioned art courtesy of the incredible @haykebyr.bsky.social

20 years ago today, I started working full time at Bungie. I had spent a year doing network testing on Halo 2, and stayed on after ship with a few others for customer support and cheat investigations. Eventually I was asked “Did I hear you had a CS degree?” And had an opportunity to interview. 1/4

This is an interesting topic, but there are some big differences with games vs movies that make consistent processes much harder to achieve. (As I’m talking about this keep in mind that I’m also an outsider to films).

Swashbuckler, but he constantly gets regards and regrets mixed up: “Send my regrets to the Baron!!!”

"Biblically accurate situps" - Shawna's feelings about the workout we did.

A little while ago @ashmakes.games mentioned Ube casserole and it sounded amazing, so I gave it a shot for a holiday party and folks really enjoyed it. I love the color so much!

We found a crosswalk button with some issues. (Audio required)

The Okami Sequel announcement was a massive missed opportunity for the new logo.

Happy Holidays to everyone! I made you a dumb comic.

Gastronauts is currently my favorite show on Dropout. Combine some of the positivity of British Bake Off with the some of the strangest & most amazing food challenges I’ve ever seen, then add a rotating panel of funny judges, and it adds up to something really great.

If you go down to the Redmond-Woodinville valley, just north of the Willows golf course about 20 mins before sunset, you can see a colony of thousands upon thousands of crows, and feel like the Prophesied One.

If you haven't been reading him, Max is a fantastic follow. He regularly creates really thoughtful posts on the art of game design like this one, and is also one of the best Zelda history experts out there.

This is a Programmer Art comic I did for the holidays a couple of years ago. Now you get to experience it too!

One of the most fun things I get to do annually is to film really silly sketches with coworkers. 3 costume changes and a very confused security team later, and I think we are onto something pretty good this year!

For a long time I imagined a world where Twitter got sold off, and everyone went back and recaptured the joys of the space. But in the meantime, Bluesky just kept getting better and better. I finally realized even if a sale happened I wouldn't go back. So I just downloaded & deleted my old account.

I'm working on nuking my old Twitter account, and as we are getting into gift-exchange season I thought I'd repost "How to do a game-designed gift exchange". (1/10)

Shawna googled “Is sitting with an empty mind beneficial?” And the AI overview is… um…

I'm still processing election results, but in the meantime I'm holding onto small good things: - Washington's election results were mostly great - In a team meeting I demoed PowerPoint Live's clickable links with a search for "adorable kittens" - I'm helping friends with paperwork - Making puzzles

Rainy day bingsu

My partner once said something that continues to haunt me: “in the absence of good producers, the person who cares the most will become the producer”

I but have there a were joke issues about with game the development, multithreading.

I have a joke about game development, but it didn’t fit when translated to German.