my ham sandwich had the freedom motif

smells like woke in here

this site is so woke I’m going to throw myself into a window

my name is dylan and im chlyan

i hate you all

im nice at pickleball

in the studio with pharrell making songs with fart sound effects

apologies for the lack of blue skies. I have been repaying my debts for an ancient egyptian deity and he does not give time off

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

I’m gonna keep buying all the eggs so the prices keep going up

grabbing nick's ass

I caught santa

getting coal for Christmas because I made a Fortnite edit to sunflower

do you only find me funny when I’m mauled by various animals???? I’ll throw myself into an eagle nest for 5 likes right now

not a single like on any of my past posts I fucking hate you all

massive bowlwinder to start the Friday night off right

going to autozone to find some lost gems and trinkets

@ending.blue look into this

cycles themed joi

Rudolph taught me that nobody will love you if you are unemployed

in a call with a buddy and he keeps going "hey comical check your bluesky" and every time another fucking character appears in my notis

hes in his Feelings

pacing around in my room playing with my willy

helicopters would be a lot cooler if everyone had grappling hooks and no laws

im in the store and im eating food off the shelves

did this again today and they didnt even fucking care. nothingburger town

some of us arent perfect

it hurts to pee

dipping my toes into "analog horror" - my first work: BUTTER_ON_A_POPTART.MP4....

we're costco guys! of course we eat poop

on my winter arc (there is a slight draft in my room)

I’m staying up past my bedtime fuck you ronald Reagan

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

ive run out of jokes start throwing yourselves into the volcano so i am blessed with divine inspiration please

i am not a bear. this is comical and not the bear that killed and ate him on the night of 11/23/24

those who have:

If you are ever mad at me just know I am right and have never said anything wrong in my life

becoming a chiropractor and hitting people with hammers for fun

running around the neighborhood naked and screaming

im gonna start ending all my posts with Harumph

New “making it big” method: public subtweets If I am not let into this fucking friendgroup soon I will crash out

I’m gonna make it big on here

there is a big bear coming after me right now. This is my last bluesky before I am mauled and go to hell

my legacy. when my body is ash this is all i'll ever be

bluesky got any fat girls?

harumph

shoveling Tupperware into my mouth and doing Fortnite dances