Ya’ll hear about the DOW being over $50,000?

I actually forgot the Super Bowl was tonight somehow.

The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.

Y’all ever notice how Karoline Leavitt kind of looks like the evil version of Lae’zel from Baldur’s Gate 3?

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

FABLE

She had stuffed animals in her glove box.

I’m feeling a George Orwell quote coming on

I’m about 75% sure I’m too mentally ill to be drafted.

I’ve never been happier to be off twitter.

If you haven’t yet WATCH PLURIBUS! This scene disturbed me more than anything else in the show.

DIVINITY

How did Ms. Rachel end up on the top 10 anti-Semite of the year list when Nick bitch Fuentes didn’t????? Literally all she said was murdering children is bad. wtf is this timeline.

you wouldn't last five minutes with assbott

I really want to play the new Pokémon game and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.

Someone tell me why this daycare is $900 a week?

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

Ratsolini

Twitter is all Nazis and bots now.

Dispatch is fun af

My kid just called me a big chubby 😔

AI in its current form is cancer to art and the human spirit, and also really bad at summarizing google articles.

Diarrhea president

I’ve never in my life at any age ever spoken to my friends like those guys in the young republican group chat. You can’t just dismiss it as locker room talk or whatever and then have an interview with a congressman with a fucking swastika in the background the same day.

Digimon has always been better than Pokémon and I’m tired of pretending that it’s not.

God I miss sleeping past 6:30am

I’m going to buy a ps5 just to play ghost of yotei and then sell it to my friend Derek for 2x the original price because I’m American 🇺🇸

We got my son a Mickey Mouse toddler bed yesterday and he decided to celebrate it by being awake from 12am-4am. I finally got him to sleep and now I’m just laying in the dark unable to sleep myself. I think I miss him lol

Dang I wish I was a cloud

I wish I had the time and patience to learn to draw.

My son just sat on my head and asked if I was okay, I said no, then he just nodded and continued to sit on my face.

My daughter just told me she’s mad at me because I don’t make enough money LOL

Trying Dragon age the Veilguard again. I forgot how pretty it is.

donald trump has fallen nearly 100 feet after his harness malfunctioned during a pay per view wwe event. leaked footage shows the president had severe diarrhea before, during, and after the fall

Campaign 4 of critical role sounds like it’s going to be awesome. I’m glad they’re changing things up, but 14 players is crazy. I love the idea of three separate adventures happening simultaneously in the same world though.

I did my kid’s hair today and she said I did a good job and I’ve never been more proud of myself.

I’ve come to realize that I will know my kids longer as adults than as children and it’s messing with me.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ is on Disney+ and the Jaquay household is hyped.

So we all agree that ties are stupid, right?

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

RIP to the goat 👠👞🥾👡👡🩰

My son is crawling 😭

So a few weeks after Elon says Trump is on the Creep List, there’s suddenly no Creep List, and there’s never even been a Creep List, and we’re all silly for thinking so even though they’ve been teasing this thing like the new iPhone for years now. Who woulda thought?

Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

I was playing pretend with my daughter and I tried to improvise and she rolled her eyes, paused the game, told me I don’t know anything, and unpaused the game so I couldn’t respond.

I’m so hyped for the Project Hail Mary movie! Definitely one of my top 5 sci-fi books.

What’s the point of having a congress again?

It’s extremely frustrating to argue with people who believe in magic.

Yikes. That military parade was rough.