In florida whats good

Imagine hating on me and im just in bed giggling about a meme I saw 45 min ago

Wyd

Its not even december yet in this first holiday season without my mom and I already want to destroy the world and everything around me

I know im writing a good song when i literally cry

I’m so goddamn excited to see @zacharyross.bsky.social do man overboard acoustic on Saturday I may break The Cardinal Rule and wear the bands merch to the show.

i had "defend pop punk" as my tumblr banner for like a year

I love getting crazy on a friday night (watching the cleveland show and crying. The street fighter character select screen has been up for two hours and im downloading phone games)

Spirituality speaking I feel like an empty soda can thats been in the woods since 2005

I want a rocket pop from the ice cream man I also want it to be 1998

Ho + me = home.

Keep me in your thoughts im fine just think about me

Im playing on saturday in philly with hellogoodbye and a bunch of other awesome bands

Are people I know actually signing up for this app yet? If not its okay ill be here when u do lol

Oh hey

Hi?

People who prefer Pepsi have oppositional defiance disorder

I wear crop tops now its like being shirtless and covered in all the right places all at once

Twitter is more toxic than a game of csgo in 2005

"Go hang a salami” and “I'm a lasagna hog" are a palindrome.

Silliest music genres: -circus -muzak -dubstep

People love to say “this could never be made now” about stuff that could totally be made now

I check pkmn go to see the weather outside from within my dark dank crypt

Whys it still showing me people I deliberately unfollowed : / They dont deserve a BLOCK …. Is there no middle ground?

Idolizing a billionaire is the equivalent of being a cuck

"Go hang a salami” and “I'm a lasagna hog" are a palindrome.

Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means protect your loved ones and stand up for what you believe in. Never back down.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Its nice that a lot of vaporwave twitter is here. Cant wait for more peeps to show up

Whats really good

If she does not want me then she can not have my memes. I have to stand up for myself eventually.

Im in love with love

Ya love to see it

I GOT A STEAM DECK FINALLY.

Alright who’s the joker writing billionaires names in the Death Note

None of this shit would be happening if ya’ll had stayed true to the values of punk rock.

Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Awwww she blocked me? I didnt know she cared that much 🥹

Keep me in your thoughts im fine just think about me

Here's another one for the submarine ledger.

I have had this emoji thrown at me so many different scenarios idk how to take it. Whats it mean to you? emoji in question: 😮‍💨

Ho + me = home.

On the contrary to popular belief mcdonalds is actually hella good for you shut the fuck up

Great game

Cherish this current chapter of Bluesky. Many of you will look back on these days as the Golden Era.

Whenever I log onto this site and dont have any jokes I feel like absolute dog shit

I want a rocket pop from the ice cream man I also want it to be 1998

At least I had a one gram joint on me