I’ve watched every CL final since ‘94, except a bit of the 2003 bore fest for work reasons. I guess this year is the year. Fuck you TNT.

All we need now is a West Ham win to drag Spurs back into the bottom three and ensure that Sunderland finishes above Newcastle, a notion I thought would be impossible after the Saudi takeover. Fair play to the Mackems who have had a great first season back in the top flight.

If City could do the decent thing and beat Bournemouth on Tuesday, that would be great.

Schrödinger's winger. We simultaneously cannot play Rio due to his age while at the same time cannot sign world class players in his position.

Catch the ball between your arm and a body part, they always get ruled out at Old Trafford…

Once again this fan base (well a few people on here) go into meltdown because we seemingly miss out on one individual. We don’t know what direction the club will take re: the manager but missing out on Alonso isn’t the end of the world. Believe it or not there are other managers out there.

Javier Mascherano remains the only victim of the respect campaign as the ref just has a little chat with Cucurella for berating the linesman there.

5 years ago

Narrator: Celtic preserved the Old Firm duopoly 😴

51 Premier League goals conceded by Liverpool this season - their most in a 38-game league season since 1914-15.

52 and 1.40 🤦🏻‍♂️

51 goals conceded in a Premier League season is second only to 1993/94 (55) except that season was a 42 game season. Conceded goals per game is at 1.378, which is the highest it’s ever been in the Premier League era and there’s still one game to go.

Just a reminder that the previous 21 times we’ve conceded first this season, we’ve lost 17 of those games. We’ve also lost 6 and drew 2 of the other eight games away against the top 10 teams. It’s not looking good tbh.

Who else watched this game because Liverpool had announced the free transfer of Titi Camara? He came on in the 4th minute & if memory serves me correctly, he & Marseille weren’t great that night. Titi went on to be be a cult hero for us. Not quite Divock levels but then who’ll ever eclipse him?

Neville does love a bit of hyperbole.

While the word “Hodgson” has been mentioned on here, I personally don’t think things are THAT bad. It has more parallels with the end of Houllier’s reign for me. Playing turgid, uninspiring stuff whilst somehow limping into the CL spots. Houllier was given a season too long, will Slot?

Liverpool don’t come back from behind to win football matches so anyone expecting a valiant comeback is set to be disappointed. This team has wilted at every sign of adversity this season. The remaining 40 minutes will be no different given what we’ve seen from the first 50. Absolute shite.

I would like to know how far down the football pyramid you would have to go to find a team Liverpool wouldn't offer encouragement to. Your turn boys. See how you get on. Liverpool were practically begging to concede a goal.

Alex Jimenez. There must be something about footballers with the initials AJ.

I hope people enjoy the NHS, ECHR & stringent gun laws because in 2029 it’s all going to disappear as we become an American state. Starmer has the chance to introduce proportional representation but has rejected it, as well as a Levinson 2. This country is fucked because thick cunts believe the Mail

If Villa finish 5th and win the Europa League then 6th place in the Premier League qualify for next seasons Champions League. Also, the Europa League final is four days after our league clash at Villa Park. You’d assume Emery would play a weakened side like he did vs Spurs. C’mon Villa!

Booing the death of a rival player, booing anything Hillsborough related and poverty chanting is all fair game. Boo the national anthem or don’t wear a poppy and there’s fucking hell on. Somewhere along the line the moral compass stopped working.

They can’t even say our name FFS. We’re now the “affected club”. We’ve had this, Diaz vs Spurs, David Coote’s open distain for Liverpool and Klop, the hard data showing Salah gets FA compared to his counterparts but of course, it’s just whining scousers.

•Conceded 67 goals in 54 matches •Lost 19 games = 35% •Conceded 2+ in 24 matches •Conceded first in 21 matches & lost 17 of those •Beat only Frankfurt & Newcastle when conceding first •Currently the worst PL conceded per game ratio of 1.34 (13/14 & 15/16 = 1.32) #grim

Second game in a row where the commentator has mistaken Frimpong for Ngumoha, when the latter hasn’t even been on the pitch. Now the commentator has just mistaken Jones for Konate 🥴

How many times have we seen this performance this season? Too many that’s for sure. Haemorrhaging chances for them and creating fuck all at the other end. We cannot get into their box and have mustered up 3 shots from the edge of the box. Doubt too much changes after the break.

You’d think that when G&H nearly ran one of the biggest sporting institutions in the world into administration, and the shit the Glazier’s have Utd in, that the governing body in this country would ban leveraged takeovers, but here we are.

Absolutely fuck all will be said about this beyond this weekend. If Liverpool had the temerity to do the same it would be talked about for decades.

With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

I think we should all make sure Tesco doesn’t lose any of their £3.1b profits. It’s the right thing to do looking out for these massive corporations that profiteer from overcharging on essentials.

You could offer me footballer wages or any incentive in the world to stop helping dogs and I'd say no. Nothing in the world beats sitting with Sienna tonight in her new bandana 5 months after she came in totally broken telling her about her new family home. Priceless feeling

5 games ago: Liverpool & Chelsea level on 48 points. Chelsea had the far better GD. Both were 3 points off 4th. Fast forward to now: Liverpool: still 3 points off 4th, but now own the superior GD. Chelsea: 5 straight losses. Zero goals scored. What a collapse.

It must be shit supporting the likes of Bayern, PSG, Celtic etc. Absolutely zero jeopardy. Even with an off season where you finish 2nd, you know you’ll win it again the season after with loads of new signings your rivals cannot afford.

64 points guarantees CL next season. 3 wins from 5 and it’s confirmed, and that’s if any of the three teams on 48 win their remaining 5 games, which is unlikely. Despite being wank for most of the season you’d still back us in our home games. The Chelsea game is huge and probably pivotal.

6 - Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. Bragging.

Rosenthal 1993 McAllister 2001 Kuyt 2007 Mané 2016 Origi 2018 van Dijk 2026 Last minute winners against Everton.

Holiday booked for 8 weeks time 🥴

I know football is mental at times and that’s why we love it, but I cannot see them not scoring and I cannot see us scoring 3. Hope I’m wrong but I very much doubt it.

The yearly reminder that the miserable twats on Twitter at the time said this game would be meaningless if we didn’t win the trophy and qualify for the CL. 10 years later we’re still talking about it. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there somewhere.

One thing that saw us over the line last season was our ability to overcome adversity, something that is severely lacking this season. It was helped by Arsenal’s massive fragility and their tendency to implode at the first sign of misfortune. The question is, has that followed them into this season?

A routine 2-0 win. Early goals and a clean sheet makes a nice change for the reds. A few more of those in the run in would be very welcome.

0.05xG from open play for Arsenal. Arteta is an absolute coward.

Caught the Masters with McIlroy on the 5th, where he was already -3. Watched until the 14th where he was even and playing distinctly average, before falling asleep and missing the last four holes where he birdied everyone one. Do I risk watching R3 or will I jinx it?

The moment we all fell in love with Robbo. And it was never a foul! Farewell to a bona fide Liverpool legend! The best LFC LB of the entire PL era! #lfc

Good luck Robbo. Fecking legend... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #LFC

They say that until something entirely avoidable costs a team big. As always, VAR is a tool that gets used wrong by the idiots in charge.

Never change Jürgen #LFC 🤣

There's having a brass neck and then there’s whatever this is from Boris Johnson

'Police gave chase hoping to retrieve the haul, but the thieves just gave them two fingers'