Liverpool won 65.9% of their matches when Firmino, Mane and Salah all started. 2.17 points and +1.17 goal difference per game. There were just 11 matches with fans at Anfield in which all three started and LFC did not win.

What a stat

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🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen! It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week. Regular as clockwork... So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread! PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji? This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚 🤣 I digress! 1/19

Fortune favours the brave and Arsenal are anything but. They’ll probably go on to win the league so they’ll not care too much but this team in a CL semi or final will wilt if their set piece bollocks doesn’t pay off. Fucking cowards.

Nothing like bringing on another defender when you’re losing.

Championship to CL in six seasons but they’re hard done by because they can’t spend unlimited like Chelsea or City before them (both who cheated). As for Isak, LFC lost Coutinho and reinvested in two world class players and the team kicked on. We didn’t piss our pants to promoted sides.

Remember when dickheads used to call Henderson, Gini and Fabinho ‘the Brexit midfield’? They play this season and we’d have 15 more points

Frankfurt (A) and Newcastle (H) are the only games this season we’ve gone behind in and gone on to win from the 17 games we’ve being trailing. Our record is a rather dismal W2 D1 L14 (the draw was the 1-1 with S’land at home). Concede first and lose 80%+ of games quite frankly horrific.

And now the game is so wide open with zero control as we go in search of an equaliser. It’s like we’ve seen this a few times before this season. It’ll finish 3-2 or 3-1 to Brighton at this rate.

Mama might not be the greatest with the ball at his feet but it probably would help if his own teammates stopped passing it to his weaker right foot.

Teams that haemorrhage goals as much as us tend not to win a great deal. Another two today, so far.

The earliest away goal all season, finally beating Gravenberch’s 35th minute strike vs Newcastle in our first away of the season.

No problem with that goal being given but you know we’ll see one in the next couple of game weeks disallowed for a push.

A quick reminder of Starmer's leadership pledge number 4.

Yellow bellied cunts. I guess “Will of the people” only applies when it benefits them.

Death is just a flesh wound for this absolute Legend. He’s now gone to Heaven for a rematch with Bruce Lee. Rest in Power Sensei, Chuck Norris 🙏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽🥋

Not a single Liverpool player. Glorious.

Good process lads 🤦🏻‍♂️

It’s just not a normal reaction to cut your hand and roll about the floor. Osimhen also. Not doubting they might hurt but fuck me, footballers are pathetic at times. Badly broke my arm at 7 and walked 1/4 mile home. No stretcher required.

Fuck me! Just seen the Newcastle score. I can’t even make any wise quips about the PL being the best in the world because we play in 25 minutes and there’s a fairly good chance we embarrass ourselves in some way, shape or form.

We’ve played 9 of the bottom 10 at home this season (Palace the only one left). Our record is: P9 W3 D5 L1 F12 A9 GD+3 Pts14 PPG1.55 Remove the West Ham game and that puts us on F7 A7 in the other 8 games. That is depressing as fuck to be honest.

Palace (A), Chelsea (A), Leeds (A), Fulham (A), City (H), Spurs (H). That’s 9 points dropped due to 90th+ minute goals conceded. Once or twice is just one of those things, but once every 5 games is shocking whether is mentality, fitness, coaching or a bit of all three.

Mentality midgets strike again. FML.

5’8” Pedro Porro at RCB. I’m no tactical genius but I think there’s a weakness to exploit if we put 6’4” Gakpo LF and play Wirtz as a false 9.

I thought this was satire. @eddavey.libdems.org.uk is just another unserious wanker in a sea of unserious wankers, partaking in made up culture wars instead of focusing on the real problems in normal land. Labour have already found out you cannot win Reform voters this way.

Don’t you just love it when news like this come out of nowhere. No protracted social media saga, just a random post saying it’s done. Hopefully Dom (and Ibou) follows suit as they, plus a new No.6 look like the long term future of this team.

The head of football at the BBC should be up at The Hague for crimes against humanity for putting Stephen Warnock on commentary #LFC #YNWA

The cunt has literally won league titles off 50/50’s going in their favour but sure, they’re hard done by.

I can’t help feel for Jurgen at a time like this. Football is all about timing and if he was two years into his project we’d be winning the title 4+ times in the next 6-7 seasons. As it happens he faced peak 130 charges over his tenure. This version of Pep and Arteta cannot hold a candle to him.

15th PL away game of the season and still only 3 first half goals with only one of those to take the lead. We’ve basically wasted every away first half this season then wonder why shit likes this happens. Create fuck all and ship goals by the bucket load. Fucking shite.

Looking forward to watching Corner of the Day tonight

So if I’ve read that right, Chelsea’s loses look like 24/25 - £342m 23/24 - £200m+ 22/23 - £200m+ 21/22 - £200m+ It’s good to know that a club can report nearly £1b in losses and still face no consequences. Who says cheats never prosper.

The 'Royal Family' are a disgrace. They've spent most of their lives killing animals and then have the nerve to lecture the public about protecting the planet.

Cancel World Cup No sporting event is worth killing one dog www.newsweek.com/will-million...

Football, bloody hell 🥴

Back turned and arm in at his side. Absolutely pathetic interpretation of handball rules. Liverpool don’t deserve the 3pts but that’s fucking ridiculous.

14 PL away games and only 3 first half goals. We have a big problem right there. That first half was fucking pathetic but there’s an overriding pattern that we’ve only been ahead once at HT away from Anfield all season. Hopefully they tire but we can’t get any worse than that.

Feels like we’ve seen this game a million times before, even under JK. We’re so slow out the traps & the oppo get some good chance early doors before we get a foothold. Grav’s 35th min strike vs NUFC still the earliest away goal we’ve scored this season. Nothing like quieting the crowd early.

I was today years old when I learned that Carnival 🇧🇷 and the UK’s Pancake Day are the same thing—the start of Lent. So while they’re partying in Rio, we’re flipping eggs, flour and milk in our kitchens. Pretty sure we drew the short straw on that one. I mean, I love a pancake but come the fuck on…

Away against a PL team. Yes it could have been worse but it certainly could have been a lot better.

🇭🇺 Another outstanding performance by Milos Kerkez: - 1 assist - 4 tackles won - 6 ground duels won - 2 interceptions - 2 clearances - 2 recoveries - 2 fouls won Getting better and better 👏

The Sunderland match makes for a good comparison as both teams had 12 throw-ins. Liverpool took 02:08 to take theirs. Sunderland used up 05:03.

Who wasted the most time in a Liverpool game this season? Newcastle at St James Park. Most time wasted at Anfield? Newcastle. We're paying more and more to see less and less football. Here's a look at how the issue has affected Liverpool in 2025/26 www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-proble...

Oh look! We’re talking about immigration again! Instead of corruption money & pedos permeating our politics! 🤩 Brilliant! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhZk...

Finally United have a worse right winger than Gabriel Obertan

Played very well considering our first real chance was the Wirtz shot after 30 minutes. Still, after 13 away games, we’ve managed only 3 first half goals, with Gravenberch’s 35th minute strike vs Newcastle being the earliest (Kerkez/VVD both 45). That in itself always gives the home team a chance.

My expectations are so low for any nostalgic sequels that my main hope is just don’t be shit. I grew up with Happy Gilmore, The Matrix and Bill & Ted, and their recent revivals have been among the worst films I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. My overriding emotion after viewing was one of…

This was the summer we’d agreed a fee for Anthony Gordon for around 45m plus Gomez, only for Newcastle to pull the plug once they sold Minteh and Anderson. Zubimendi was agreed until he turned into a mountain shagger and we were in for Leny Yoro before it became silly. Hardly scraping the barrel.

30-35 minutes of positive play. And as soon as we got our reward for that good spell we crawled back into our shell again. Abysmal game. Same issues as before.