After the environment council negotiated for roughly 20 hours on Tuesday/Wednesday, now it's the Parliament's turn to figure out its position on a planned 90% emissions cut for 2040. I'm not saying MEPs are copying the member states' homework, but they've even reproduced their typos

There was once a chap named Ozymandias Whose fate tragically came to a sandy pass His vast legs of stone Just stood all alone Reaching up to his absent candy-ass

Top marks to the European Commission here; this was indeed the first question on which I was seeking an answer in relation to the 2026 fishing opportunities for EU-managed stocks in the Atlantic and Skagerrak-Kattegat waters

Went to see Bob Dylan live and thereby learned I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight is not, in fact, by UB40. I’m furious

The EU is close to agreeing an ambitious plan to ban all Russian gas imports within years. Close - but not quite. @sunderjourno.bsky.social unpicks what’s left to debate, in lightning talks over the next few weeks: www.contexte.com/eu/article/e...

Ah yes, that longstanding Grauniad contirbutor, Goerge Monbiot

EU leaders gather in Brussels today to discuss the bloc's climate goals. @genicotd.bsky.social lifts the lid on talks that will range from cars to nuclear. No paywall, it's as free as ETS allowances in sectors subject to carbon leakage: www.contexte.com/eu/article/e...

I would give a substantial amount of money to have access to Mark Rutte’s internal monologue here

In today's @energy.contexte.com briefing: 🥊 Brussels fights to save its 2040 climate targets 🏢 Hoekstra (sort of) unveils his last-minute reforms to ETS2 🇷🇺 The leaked timeline for talks on banning Russian gas www.contexte.com/briefing/202...

TIL there is a piece of EU law called the “new legislative framework.” Like, that’s its name. NLF for short. It dates from 2008. www.europarl.europa.eu/news/en/pres...

In today's @energy.contexte.com briefing: 🇨🇳 EU raises bar for India, China, Turkey for their Russian oil trade ☢️ Russian nuclear phaseout plans out in coming weeks, official says 🥳 The slimmed-down carbon border levy, CBAM, enters into force today www.contexte.com/briefing/202...

Somewhere, somehow, the ghost of Bertrand Russell raises an eyebrow

In today’s Contexte energy briefing: 🚌 What’s in the energy omnibus 🎈 How MEPs plan to vote hydrogen rules - and the secret assurances the commission gave them ⚡️ 200 cross-border energy projects Brussels is lining up for faster funding 🏭 Commission concedes on ETS www.contexte.com/briefing/202...

In today's @energy.contexte.com briefing: 🇬🇧 The leaked mandate for linking up UK, EU carbon markets 🚗 MEPs prepare to vote on 2040 emissions targets 🔥 Inside the EU's €1bn auction on industrial heat www.contexte.com/briefing/202...

Many congratulations to the multiple MEPs, including the Italian left and Polish conservatives, who voted to censure von der Leyen simultaneously for proposing the Green Deal, and then for repealing it www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/docume...

It’s quite a sad feature of British politics that you have to dress up a policy like this as “for growth”, rather than that “the existing rules are weird and dumb” www.theguardian.com/business/202...

"Protect the Love" is such an excellently off bit of euro-English

This morning, EU ambassadors meet to discuss a plan to phase out Russian gas, while deputy EU ambassadors, in a separate meeting in the same building, meet to discuss a different plan to phase out Russian gas If you’re confused, I am too

French politics right now involves a LOT of talking about people called Bruno www.brut.media/fr/articles/...

Sébastien Lecornu 🇫🇷 has resigned after serving 0.55 Liz Trusses in office

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Steel Safeguard Magnolias

4002: A Space Odyssey #AddATariffImproveAFilm

Carla Bruni pointlessly pinching the microphone cover (right after Sarkozy's hearing) is a thing of beauty. How do I get this made an Official Meme

L’Etranger (1942)

GROUND 157. President Trump was consistently and maliciously foiled by Defendant's Wordle despite getting ?ATCH on the first go

Lads the new French Prime Minister is called Sebastian Horny, pass it on

The absolute State of the European Union! Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8

Belgians “have none of that painful wish to make a good impression typical of some small nations … their standards in certain respects - food and drink, for example are high ones …. Do not believe disobliging propaganda, chiefly French, about them.” A 1968 analysis that stood the test of time

A story about EU law AND crosswords? *rolls up sleeves*

- Do you enjoy your job at the National Guard? - No, I just go through the motions

An entire article about “why do people take protein supplements” that does not mention the word “sport” on.ft.com/3UIZNmO

OK I rarely post these but: she pretty ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Did I get the job

The Prime Minister of France does not appear to know the name of the European Commission President, which seems, well,,

I’m a musician in a film. I can’t play that tricky passage at my first attempt, but I can after hearing an inspirational message

The developer guys at @contexte.com , of whom I’m constantly in awe, did a thing. Enjoy! www.contexte.com/eu/article/e...

Tragic Not to mention other adjectives www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...

Trump having a go at windmills be like

"I never wrote a picture in my life" is a quote for the ages. If it doesn't make it into the ODQ, what are we even doing here

The von der Leyen method: an update

Bear in mind this is a country that gets a public holiday for pentecost. Pentecost! I'm sorry but nobody even knows what that is

What a great chance to use this meme

I hope that’s clear

I’m afraid I have no idea who Bob Vylan is but now I have “Hey Mr Tambourine Van” stuck in my head

Spotted one of the counter protests at #BudapestPride. literally three people holding a “Defend Europe” sign

The European Commission has berated EU members for failing to phase out their fossil fuel subsidies. At the same time, its shiny new state aid framework lets them fund gas projects. Confused? @sunderjourno.bsky.social explains all: www.contexte.com/eu/article/e...

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Big disappointed that Trump has him saved in his phone as "Mark Rutte" tbh. Was hoping there'd be one of the trademark epithets, Bigly Mark or whatever