Remember when Xbox had one of the five or six best games presentations ever then they bought Activision and canceled all those fucking games?

Accidentally got beef in a Taco Bell taco salad. It’s a completely different quality of restaurant dependent on whether or not you eat the meat.

Sure glad I never went to law school like i kept almost

“I never went to the island” is the new “I smoked but I didn’t inhale.”

Why doesn’t the IRS let you download all the forms filed by others associated with your SSN?

This is... ... ... a glue gun

A great Tom Scharpling joke: “It’s a veritable ‘who’s that?’”

If you’re a YouTuber and you go years doing only voice over I’m very sorry but I never want to see your face

What’s being described in this video might sound abstract or metaphorical but it’s as literal as a horse and this is entirely available to you, yes you, personally. youtu.be/CpcYsl228U4?...

Plot lifecycle of the word “skank” against average American wages, adjusted for inflation.

My accidental practice of only watching Emma Stone movies is working out just fine.

It would save six years of my life to have a keyboard shortcut that selects just URL parameters and nothing else.

Holy moly I suddenly have a free wall over my desk. Am I constitutionally required to get a pegboard?

Bob Barker hosted the Price is Right only 16 years longer than Drew Carey has so far.

All the IHOP syrups which, like anyone, I collectively love, are individually not very good syrups.

This is what being pregnant feels like

Wish we got a Miles Davis version of Black Hole Sun

The stock market isn’t money.

There ain’t nowhere on earth that ain’t an island.

I'm such a nerd and sucker for Yamaha guitars what is wrong with me usa.yamaha.com/products/mus...

Doggone ran out of YouTube again

One of the biggest NY mitzvahs is if you get sick or have a heart attack you get off at the next stop.

Mass transit rocks. Even when it sucks it’s so much better than how being in a car sucks when that sucks.

That’s a handsome and useful guitar. usa.yamaha.com/files/RSP-1_...

Mamdani promised $8 platters and you mfs thought he couldn't do it

Me rn eating tomato sauce wearing a white sweater www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I'm shopping for stick vacuums and found an important website project-farm.com

Uh oh I’m eating a whole frozen pizza

Pretty sure Backblaze has had a memory leak for like five years.

Not a joke or an exaggeration to say this album has impacted my life more than any other.

Everyone, please look up the definition of “per se” just one time.

Colonialism has been and continues to be the big global illness.

With glee and gusto, outraged people proclaiming “Greenland belongs to Denmark!” as if that doesn’t also suck.

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

My dad, looking at a sidewalk he had shoveled snow from today as new snow falls on it: "There goes all my work." My mother, in a what-did-you-think-was-gonna-happen voice: "I told you it was gonna snow again!"

You’ll never satisfy haters, real or imagined.

Who are these people who look at RFK Jr. as a paragon of health? He looks like Abraham Lincoln TODAY.

The Doomsday Clock is stupid and does nothing it intends to do.

“Having been to place” is a popular accomplishment among people who can afford it, and some who can’t!

Do I have the courage yet to google ALL the Three Stooges injuries?

Just thinking once again about the Waffle House marking system. EASY!

When pooping in a public toilet, hit that flusher the moment it plops.

thinking about the mandela effect or as i like to call it "being wrong"

People shouldn’t live forever, but cats should

The phrase “how do we feel about…” is pre-authoritarian.

The identity “New Yorker” is about 400 years old. The identity “Italian” is about 150 years old.

Just forgot what decade it is

Oh no it’s the 20th anniversary of my high school graduation this year.

European leaders issuing a joint statement that “Greenland belongs to its people” while Denmark continues to own it is a European kind of thing to do. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...