Long awaited by *whom*?

Twin Peaks: A wall in the office of Doctor Jacoby.

man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this

My dad still buys routers without consulting me what have I done wrong?

Go one week talking to strangers in person but not at all online.

When people say the universe is a simulation what difference would that make?

Maybe a new political order emerge around the mainstream Democratic Party sucks

Knowing all about your own mental health and trauma history without healing it in the body is as useful as knowing climate change exists.

What’s a game like Star of Providence but it’s on a [David Lynch voice] “fucking phone”?

That's what he's remembered for, eh?

Cafes have just gotta pay for Spotify Premium it’s mortifying

Can't wait to find out if I'm in the Epstein files 👏

I guess it didn't work out with Keith Olbermann because his skin isn't leathery enough

CBD gummies are one of the few things that have an actual effect on my abdominal pain that's defied a clear diagnosis for literal years. this is just monstrous

Gonna run a political campaign with the slogan “From Many, One” and progressives will think it’s fascism and conservatives will think it’s DEI.

Didn't realize one of the eight Democrats to bone-headedly vote to end the shutdown with no GOP concessions was Dick Durbin, the Democratic WHIP

La Croix tastes like Lysol and is no more bubbly

Chicago, under attack by Trump's thugs.

ADHD is just everything is an entendre in an endless spiderweb of entendres.

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

you ever get the vibe andrew cuomos team wanted mamdani to win

🎂 Cheney is dead 🎂 Cuomo is humiliated 🎂 Mamdani won What a day!

The arrogance of running that horrible disgraced man as the party favorite and then shitting pants for months when he lost the primary.

this is the race i’m watching tonight

This has been a darkly enjoyable party to follow.

curtis sliwa supporters currently booing andrew cuomo. he really did bring the city together

The irony is I bet a normal Democratic candidate who didn’t suck tremendous ass would have won the primary. Oh well too bad they ran that old perv fucker.

BREAKING: Live look at the rich fleeing New York

Thrilled that that monster no longer lurks among us.

Removing the word “I” from the beginning of a sentence doesn’t make it not a sentence that starts with an “I”.

When you know a little bit about Halloween, so you think you know a lot, it’s called the Freddy Krueger effect.

Wait a minute, is there a giant window where you can watch the president shit?

Remembering when I bought the lifetime affinity license one week before they were bought by canva

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

One of the reasons I keep asking folks to read Caribbean Scholars Is because these tech moguls sound exactly like the worst slavers during the age of exploration

Star of Providence is good, old fashioned Smash TV fun. Video games, “god love ya.”

This demolition of the East Wing is insane

You know I know this is a punchline, but I think the combo of Epstein + the visual of Trump literally tearing down a wing of the White House + his attempt to directly extort money from the Justice Department will be a hard to hide trifecta of malfeasance.

NEW Economist/YouGov Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age 18-29: +5 | -39 30-44: -6 | -14 45-64: +12 | -10 65+: -4 | -10 today.yougov.com/politics/art...

An 80-year-old visitors center, hallway, and office does not set off “historical significance” alarm bells for me

People are dressed up and dancing outside Portland’s ICE facility. It’s raining lightly and there’s lingering tear gas in the air from a recent major gassing and occasional pepper ball deployment.

It’s crazy that a sitting president can personally sue people

Say hi to your pets when you enter the room

Better quash all this Mamdani enthusiasm to make way for Pete “Teacher You Forgot To Give Us Homework” Buttigieg

its cool how we can't get a good candidate for president because its both paywalled and requires club membership that no normal or sane person has