BTS as Youtubers: as always, in fanchant order pls enjoy 😁

Dan and Phil talking about bts still funny to me how my different interests ref to bts

to me, this moment is peak "hyung will do it". seokjin drags taehyung out because he's emotional and crying after singing on such a big stage again after so long. he teases tae with a joke about enlistment that he knows will piss tae off slightly enough that he snaps out of his tears a little.

I do one alarm to just wake up and chill while I stretch out n stuff, another alarm 10 minutes later to get out of bed, and if I'm feeling lazy I snooze that second alarm just once for five minutes and get out of bed with that third alarm jeon jungkook my brother in alarm discipline 🤝🏻

i’m actually shaking

*feral thoughts*

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

time for chicken whisperer jungkook

what are our plans to handle him

you can feel his aura through the phone

“yeah, this is the sweet spot” 🤝 “what’s up, stallion?”

BTS being weebs: a thread #bts

I can't believe it I just got noticed by a celebrity and it was fucking doctor mike from youtube 😭

that’s why he hit the gym so hard. so that he can film a slow motion video of him running in his ck underwear with his bouncing boobies

why have I never noticed the heart-shaped belt buckle until now?!? I guess I was distracted by... y'know... his attributes 😵‍💫

“just ended a relationship…not mine tho!”

also it's still the 13th where I live so happy birthday to the cutest patootest mochi dumpling ray of sunshine light of my life

as parasocial as it sounds, I'm so proud of dan and phil and so glad they've had each other's backs all these years. they went through a lot of bullshit and I'm happy that they're in a better place now 💜

just realized that my 7th (!!) armyversary is just a couple of months away (december 2018/january 2019) where tf has time gone 😭 also fun fact these were the very first bts pictures I saved to my phone jungkook you will always have my heart

@tangericat.blacksky.app thank you for responding to this post yesterday and reminding my brain of this video bc I literally ended up dreaming about gym bro jk flexing his muscles just for me 🥴

have you ever thought "oh I'd love to read a historical cowboy tk au" WELL LOOK NO FURTHER @aylajeon.bsky.social and @aurivk.bsky.social got u covered with this gem I finished it last night and boy oh boy... this fic has my heart. it shattered it and then kissed it better 💜

tiddies so big call him boobonic plague

I'm afraid I have nothing respectful, sane or civil to say so I think I'm gonna sit this one out

ohhhh tae would look so gorgeous with altean markings on his cheekbones!

damn blue+lance really do fit jiminie like a glove there was a lot of big brain energy behind this choice 🙂‍↕️

JOON AS THE BLACK PALADIN YEESSS god he's such a shiro always looking out for everyone

i -love- when yoongi sings 😮‍💨

I've barely been on here lately I miss interacting with you guys... but alas life is not letting up and The Horrors continue anyway hope ur all hydrated don't forget ur meds and get lots of rest mwah

Do I think this member of BTS would be good at riding a mechanical bull: a thread I get to complete when my reading is done

Like imagine being 20 years old and suddenly you are the adult in the room. Suddenly you are kind of at least a little bit In Charge of everyone including a middle schooler. You are barely not a teenager yourself and they are looking to you for guidance.

the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen in my life

Rolling Stone: #BTS’ singers-plus-rappers configuration is particularly powerful on this millennial fuck-you to patronizing, age-old stereotypes. To appreciate the various levels of the rhymes, it definitely takes internet translation and a general knowledge of ++ #musicsky youtu.be/5OzmHliayLs

*NSYNC called and they want you back

he promised and he delivered... that's the jungkook promise 🙂‍↕️

we still get to see the mole below his lip, i'm so happy 😭🙏 and you can see the 7 piercings in his right ear so clearly here 🥺

happy birthday and happy engagement i guess 😭

happy fucking birthday to him and happy fucking MEAL to ME

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blondemin supremacy back

Back with another shelter dog description that perfectly matches the energy of a Bangtan member. This one is most definitely Jungkook!

I kept it together in front of everyone but deep down this is how I was feeling

You guys skdjslsj today at work I got a call from someone who seemed to be at the mall and Who was playing in the background I had to put them on hold to look something up and I must admit I /might/ have made them wait for like 10 seconds more than necessary just so I could listen to Jiminie sing 🙂‍↕️

if you see this, repost with a vampire that is not dracula Jungkook🫦🩸

It turns out the planets literally aligned at the moment of BTS's debut.

now i can't get golden out of my head but i'm... not complaining 😌