That's it- I'm now considering the pros/cons of, "magic wrench" as a writing idea. Purely out of spite for how often I have to drag out a giant wrench to fix a coworker's mistake. And that wrench will have engraved upon it, "Tightening for dummies."

I'ma say it- the Tanners are a much better family than I would be for ALF. First time that furry alien tried to eat my cat- I'd have the sledgehammer.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

A sketch commission of @snowyphoenix.bsky.social oc! Loved working with them to bring this little lady to life :3 #art #digitalart #elf #originalcharacter #commission #fantasyart #dnd #dndart #smallartist #artmoots #commissionsopen

the dictionary definition of kobold is "3 feet of condensed bastard"

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

This is so accurate 😭

Legends tell of a ghostly woman whose beauty is only half the truth. The upper part of her face shines like moonlight, but beneath lies the maw of a beast from beyond. Whoever dares to see her full visage will never return alive. #dnd #ttrpg #gaming #mtg

Few thoughts upon seeing this Umetsu anime movie trailer: 1. I thought "Clockwork Girl" would be a lot more steampunk vibes 2. I thought "Virgin Punk" would be- well- more punk 3. This still looks like a fun ride- just not at all what I thought based on the title www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nRG...

The Roaring Disciple Commission for MartyMecFli #Destiny

Woof or something.

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I’ve been drawing Lloyd since I was 9. My art style hasn’t changed much, but I still love you 😌❤️ Then Now

When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, it will be a hub for change — a place for people from all over the world to come together, get inspired, and take what they learn back to their own communities. obama.org/presidential-center

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Does anyone actually play the games Youtube and Reddit offer? I'm sure they cost next to nothing to host but I cannot imagine them drawing people in OR keeping them around.

It's amazing how such a relatively minor thing like choosing for Dedede and Meta Knight to have such notable accepts has completely warped the perception of these characters for MULTIPLE generations. youtu.be/atSVzvl5I68

As Christmas draws ever closer- I recall the only band I've ever set out to see play live. As one and dones go? I think I chose well. youtu.be/iOBIXhGrFV8?...

Boy, nobody is wasting any time to start the trash-talk in the NYC mayor debate.

I don't know whether to be pleased or concerned that the most recurring author referenced for, "What you sound like" regarding me is Clive Barker. Like on the one hand- yay. On the other hand- uh oh?

Dissidia Duellum will feature the modern world and our protagonists are Ghosts showing up to face off against Chaos. It's a 3v3 contest to see who can beat the boss first. They do advertise a fully-voiced storyline in the premiere. That's one lesson learned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLM7... /1

Oh- so THAT'S the mythical, "The cat just slapped me in the face because he thought I was sleeping" interaction. Hadn't had that one before. Not a fan. I'll be even less of a fan if he does that when I'm actually sleeping.

Oh cool, if you look up Pier 39 from San Francisco on Google, there's a 3D model that pops up.

Awesome Kingdom Hearts art featuring Nami and Aqua surfing. By Luxmoogle

First floor of the Mad Mage Dungeon down- twenty-two to go. It's gonna be a looooooong campaign. I dearly hope the later floors just have mass-TPK options because the sunday crew is going to become pretty insufferable if they don't think they can die. I'm just a Fighter/Monk that punches things.

> A NEW DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY Yes- sell it to me Square. I doubted before but I'm ready to return to the promised land. Just make it better than NT- > IOS/Android > Team Boss Battle Arena Wha- what the hell *is* that? Square- what's so hard about just making another normal console Dissidia?

I did not have, "Spear fighting in hell/the afterlife" on my bingo card but I am thrilled to see it offered. Primal's back for another round! youtu.be/3nXU209gn44

Commission: Halloween Celine (OC)✨ Price list → lesya7. neocities. org/price-list #commission #animeart #digitalart #fantasyart #bloodmoon #witchaesthetic #lesya7 #ocart #darkfantasy #commissionsopen

Mike Wozniak has been my undisputed favorite Taskmaster contestant for so long. But Phil Ellis is making a *strong* play for the spot and I'm terrified of having to choose between them.

Sooo how often do those Nobel Peace Prizes go out? Cause I see one for today and it doesn't have Trump's name on it. Though it ironically does feature Venezuela. Guess that's why threatening to bomb a country or economically ruin one doesn't get you a peace prize.

Why does Reddit insist on trying to make its homepage an eyesore? Wtf do I want with all of this empty fucking space?

Well, the 6 month old kitten/cat we're trying to lure in clearly likes our toys at least.

Villain dialogue can be so fun sometimes. "Anyone can be hateful, you need vision to turn that malice into a future."

I did not appreciate Grounded For Life as a child. As an adult- I find it to be one of my favorite shows.

Still looking for voice actresses to audition! Please hit me up if you're interested! The project is another X Minutes! Reference: youtu.be/iczLwdwgr_s?...

Sunday D&D was fun. Turns out after a certain point- a Monk's "Deflect Attacks" combined with Heavy Armor Master makes you essentially immune to damage from low CR enemies. "The Bugbear hits you with his morningstar." "How much damage does he do?" "15." "Sorry, you need to do at least 17."

DnD fun mid-battle Player: My character doesn't know what to do! Me: Follow your heart. Player: My heart says you need help the most. Me (6 levels above the rest of the party): Your heart's an idiot- don't listen to it.

The Elrics enjoying a moment of rest <3 #fma

"Republicans are fucking sociopaths" I resent that remark. They're haters- pure and simple. It's ridiculously common for Republicans to say heinous shit and the moment you get them to actually think about it- the shame does kick in. It just doesn't last. The GOP conditions it not to.

"Helldivers aren't grunts!" I swear the people who say that shit only know the military through the lens of video games and movies. And yeah the mortality rate is something the game keeps updated live so of course I needed to do some math to prove a point.

Reading Rainbow is back Saturday! For those who don't know- Reading Rainbow has had two separate intros in its time: The first- emphasizing more the fantasy idea of what books provide. youtu.be/4Ygs3IHJ2bM The second- emphasizing more the learning idea of what books teach. youtu.be/BkqMuGta5j4

I don't repost stuff often enough #pixelart

This is an ORIGINAL Dark Magician appreciation post. Bro has so much more menace and aura than his green counterpart we have now. 👏😤💯

Btw the average age of those 100 guys arrested in Ohio for human trafficking? 43 People need to stop worrying about teens/early 20s people learning about themselves (trans, they/them, anything else) and start worrying about vanilla middle-aged guys who want to buy sex from kids.

The LEGO Party video game looks surprisingly fun. It definitely put the effort into being its own thing instead of just Mario Party with a skinpack. I don't know if it'd end more or less friendships. On the one hand- lots more betrayal. On the other hand- doesn't seem as random to screw you.

I love that a random shit post became a thing I get tagged in. So small, So dumb. But makes me smile. 🥹 Started because my sorta dumb humor, wrong ladder plus the line I found funny. 🙃

So nothing the drunk and the deranged said to the US military today was good BUT If I had to pick one highlight- it's that we get to see how many of the "vikings" that swear they'd fight the world for their beliefs suddenly develop calcium deficiency in the spinal region