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(˵˘ ³˘˵) #hansry

Apparently Portland is war-ravaged???? *looks outside*

About to become the mf joker 💀🫩 if I have to pay to replace another god damn tire I will toaster bath I s2g

well would you look at that… it’s thursday

Happy Hades 2 eve to all my kcd peeps! #kcd #hades2

#commissions #kingdomcomedeliverance #hanscapon #nsfw #rp_hansry

Somebody should make booty shorts with this.

I think about the hansry scene and feel like I'm getting hit with 10 trillion bombs

Thought I would take a lil edible and write but now I can't form proper sentences so

I DONT WANNA WORK I JUST WANNA WRITE SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!

#wip #hansry

A good IRL timeline cleanse is to take a moment several times a day to imagine your OTP kissing. This is backed by hard science. The hard science is this fic I wrote

A place made just for the two of us #kcd2 #hansry

Cannot stop staring at this fr fr

no thoughts in that head

Well.

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

almost forgot this classic somehow

Hiiiiiii *does a gay lil wave* here's a v short domestic Hansry fic bc the forge dlc made me emo :) archiveofourown.org/works/706586...

happy 32nd birthday to #thexfiles 🛸

uncropped doggy henry 🐶 #hansry

Twin Peaks: The crazy forced perspective of the Hayward’s family room. Here comes BOB.

Trans rights are human rights

Watched everything everywhere all at one, killing myself canceled 🎆🎊🙌🙌🙌

I think I should be allowed to kms once and then get resurrected cause it would be cathartic. And also funny if I timed it right

me

Fighting demons tonight (the thought of Hansry in wet bathwench dresses). I am begging someone anyone to pls put me out of my misery

LMAO my phone is now trying to autocorrect "hands" to "Hans", I'm so cooked

Im up fighting demons tonight (demons being the urge to re-download the apps) (bought a new ******** but it ain't strong enough for my wretched soul)

I know im hella late to the party but RRR fucks so hard, what a banger movie

And if I got top surgery. What then

The gender envy i feel for this specific picture of Tom Mckay cannot be overstated

idk if anybody has done this before but it's been plaguing my mind for weeks. So here it is. I grabbed these screenshots mostly from image searching so let me know if one is yours and you want credit! Also couldn't decide if it was funnier to re-write "HIM" or leave it as "HER" lmao #hansry #meme

#hansry #rp_hansry

New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

I am begging you dear friends to please minds the tag this work is heavy with kink. archiveofourown.org/works/69875736 (AO3 as no other sites can handle the load ): )

dont mind me i just really wanted to draw faces #hansry idk whatever

@warhorsestudios.bsky.social said no more romance content post game?? 🥺 I will simply have to take my stacks of hansry cash to the streets.

Is this anything

No new pictures; where are you at mentally?

I want to paint but this fuckin cat refuses to leave me alone for more than one minute

Think I might have to get an iPad or something just so I can doodle hansry shitposts as quickly and cleanly as possible

Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.