Next week's episode of @neutralzonehotel.bsky.social is going to be a *fun* one. No particular reason. Nope. Not at all.

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Go Goldeneyes.

Watching the 2025/26 Canucks willingly should make you eligible for free therapy sessions until the season's over, holy shit.

Watching the Canucks for nearly 3 decades has prepared me in ways nothing else could have - or should have - for this first Goldeneyes road trip. Go ahead, do your worst. You can't hurt me!!!

I have no idea how Heise doesn't have 5 and a game after that headshot. Brutal miscall.

Let us HECKING GO! Now we can TRULY rep the @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social.

ABBY TO GABBY OH BABY

Chills.

📣 New Podcast! "Simply Do Not Stick Your Hand in a Snowblower" on @Spreaker #hockey #nhl #pwhl

@eileenjforrest.bsky.social A gift for you.

Sick backhand from Petey there.

Went to the local card convention yesterday, and spent a good amount of time talking to people excited for the Goldeneyes, and it was so fun seeing the hype for the team, as well as engaging with fellow fans that I may see at the rink later on.

Literally single-digit says away from the first Goldeneyes game, and I can't contain my excitement!

Haven’t played in a bit, so was pleasantly surprised to get my first expert D29, and second D29 in general.

Maybe Matt Murray was right all those years ago. Sometimes, you just gotta laugh.

Hi MTV welcome to OUR crib 🤩

Fun game. Nice to see that they can still (somehow) hang with the Avs. Lankinen, buddy. What was that poke though.

Y'know, I was expecting the Canucks to get absolutely curb-stomped tonight. Regardless of result, I've been pleasantly surprised.

Absolutely pathetic 5 minute power play.

Tyler Myers crashing into his own net looks too similar to me in Rocket League for my liking.

Not me looking at schedules for 4 different hockey teams in order to plan a perfect hockey week(end).

Featuring one of the greatest rants I've ever heard.

A force formed in flight. We are the Vancouver Goldeneyes. 📺 youtu.be/O70QAAAh1NU

Absolutely pathetic.

PETTERSSON STOP PASSING

It's nice seeing Petey chip in a couple of assists mainly because my dad hates him, and every time he has a good game I feel just a little bit more like the sicko guy because it means I get to use that as fuel against Pops.

All that possession for *one* shot?

Sometimes sports - and sports-adjacent video games - are cool. The biggest of shoutouts to my friend Vince, and the random 3rd we got teamed with (you rock Bootzie!) to make this happen!

Why do sports.. 😔

If there's one personal positive to come out of this Jays run, it's that I rediscovered my love of baseball. I'm gonna make it a goal to try to catch some live ball next spring.

When in doubt of what to do for Halloween.. dress as each other.

Baseball!

God, if you get Evander Kane off the Canucks I swear I’ll go back to church.

We're 11 games in, and I'm already on the verge of being out on the Canucks. New record! PWHL season come faster please.

It's that time of year, hockey gods. If you're out there, please listen to my one prayer, and let Elias Pettersson truck the ever-loving shit out of JT Miller tonight. Love, Trevor

Gotta be up at 3:30 tomorrow morning... it's currently 10:21. Yeah, I'm staying up for this. Fuggit.

Kiefer Sherwood is so fucking cool.

Love me a sick-ass Petey clapper.

📣 New Podcast! "It's Not Blue, It's Dark Slate Green" on @Spreaker #nhl #pwhl

Seeing a lot of Drake Blue Jays post and I just need to say that the Blue Jays belong to Geddy Lee. Not Drake.

I have to be up in like 5 hours, but how I can be expected to sleep after this???? This is Four Nations level of sports hype right now!

I don't know if Chicago's trying to troll by playing Where the Streets Have No Name before the shootout, but I'm ready to run through a wall, and I hope the Canucks are too.

Find me a player who is more snake-bitten than Elias Pettersson, and I'll show you a liar in the mirror.

I was watching the Canucks until the Jays came on. Looking at the score, I may not be allowed to watch them for the rest of the season.

All 100 endings of The Hundred Line obtained. Damn, what a video game.

The Blue Jays

Sonata Arctica tonight!

You all get three guesses to figure out which game hyped me up the most from the new Nintendo Direct. Good luck~

Have a listen, and I hope you all enjoy this year's Jeopardy board that I've been sitting on. (Also, if you had flashbacks to a certain commercial that played relentlessly during the playoffs [no, not that one], sorry)