Gym bro with the cowboy boots is back. Honestly, he has a great butt. 👀

Lot of familiar looking faces. If I were an actor and any character in this even remotely resembled me I'd be suing.

I have so much work to do and no motivation to do any of it.

So here’s the Thing… #tbt

Feels like I have Legion Affliction back, just without the crazy self healing.

Happy #humpday!

If she does one good thing let it be dragging those two under the bus with her.

I desire a sweet treat, but I do not desire leaving the house to go get the sweet treat. 😡

Was prepared to skip the gym waiting for this but now I have to go do legs.

Naturally the rare spawn I'm camping shows up the minute I get up to piss.

At this point I've gotten more enjoyment out of Conner and Hudson's press tour than from Heated Rivalry itself.

Now why is my kombucha pre-cumming like this?

the lesson here is that everyone should have more gay sex

Cherry on top of world events is knowing that you can't even call or write your congressman about all the shit going on cause he's been bought and paid for.

Happy Monday, gays and theys

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Leading the naked charge. ☀️🌵@thenkdstylist.bsky.social

Kinda wanna take a nude in the snow, but it’s 5° so settled for the kitchen. #softiesunday

Palm Springs 🌴

FUCK ICE FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK JD VANCE FUCK KRISTI NOEM

When you're promised 10" and get 3" ❄️

Sir, a second dumptruck has hit the bakery. #flexfriday

Had a bit too much fun today with @knautty-boy.bsky.social… Gimme a lil repost if you wanna see more pics of the dog all tied up ⛓️🐕

Should really be more like Ted Cruz and fly to Mexico to avoid these winter storms. 🥶

Fat Cock Friday is the gift that just keeps on giving. #fcf #fdf

It could be yours, bud. #fcf 🦦🥰

👋🏿🍆

Stocked and stacked. #fcf

Rest Morning… Coffee ?

All the pit content lately has been 👌

Come here, I’ll keep you warm during the snowpocalypse. #fcf #flexfriday

Maki got hands, huh?

Wine drunk at the gay happy hour.

Love getting called to troubleshoot an issue after explaining how to do something and they literally haven’t done the thing you explained how to do.

Asked and answered.

My dick when I see an AI profile picture.

Turns out my numbers were correct all along and I’ve been chasing a goose. 🙄

Closest I’ll get to being an archeologist is uncovering long forgotten pieces of business logic when modernizing reporting.

memes and nudes are the only thing keeping me sane

Not being able to get any work done with my phone nearby cause doomscrolling, but also not being able to get any work done without my phone nearby cause MFA.

Spending gift card balance on boring things. 😭

Coffee and cheeks. #humpday

huff huff pass

Twenty Tiddy Six

Well, 335 bench went up.

Have to go push the heaviest circle I've ever pushed in a little bit. Hope a gym crush is there to spot/witness it.

Trading dick pics and conversations with the bestie. 🥰

Someone come help stretch my glutes and hams to release this lower back pain...

Tossed in back cause I was lazy and skipped yesterday. Whole body is sore now 🥴

I’m so sick of AI porn already 🤮