La Doña is watching "Golden Bachelor." I asked if she was auditioning after I pass on. "Hell, yes!" she said. "Someone has to provide for this" <gestures across her ample-ness>. She's making very detailed notes about the entrance routines. Detailed plans are best.

Tapes never lie. It’s all coming out.

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

I hope he sees this

Quote with your reaction to getting left behind in the rapture.

I'm playing a couple of Missouri shows in October. On Tues, Oct. 7, I'm at the Cape Girardeau County History Center in Jackson at 6 p.m. On Weds, Oct. 8, I will do a house show in Malden, Mo. That show starts at 7 p.m., and will be held at 211 West Park Street. Come say hi, Southeast Missourians!

Uh oh. "Severe network latency issues" are being reported across the enterprise. Time to call the A-Team.

I didn't know how I missed it. My alarm went off and everything.

THREE DAYS TO GO Fake a Chance on Me is out on Friday in KU, ebook & paperback. Fake dating and intimacy lessons with the town’s hottest, baddest rugby player to overcome my health issues? Bad idea. Catching feelings for him? A mistake that will shatter my heart. #romancelandia #sportsromance 📚🌶️💙

Why didn’t Disney expect us to stand up to the bully? They’ve been teaching us this since forever.

I just deleted 103 fake Milana Vayntrub followers on TikTok. They were my most dedicated followers.

B/C Of course it is. Unbelievable! So-they want 1/2 the workforce to stay at home popping off babies-w/no health ins & round up immigrants who feed us-raising food $. So-who is left to work? @maddow.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @nicollewallace.bsky.social www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...

I miss having a decent man in the White House.

The Refugees, 1931 by Polish painter Tamara de Lempicka #womensart

Let's make government work FOR THE PEOPLE.

You guys are in for it now. Next stop: costuming department.

FIVE DAYS TO GO Fake a Chance on Me is released on 26th September in KU, ebook and paperback. 🩵 fake dating 🫶forced proximity 🏉 rugby player 🧗lots of dates 🩷 !nt!macy lessons 🙌 he falls first and harder 🧡 undercover cinnamon roll 🎳small town 🫶Sp!cy #romancelandia #booksky 📚🌶️💙 #romancebooks

Another torrid night on the Fambly Chat. La Doña dissed the costumes worn un the musical Cats.

Out with La Doña. Starting out like this.

I'm shopping fora new hat. I came across these designs today. So far, the Fambly Chat is leaning to the Gir hat. The Samurai Jack hat isn't getting much love. Thoughts?

Heads up! Bevmo has a 5-cent sale on bourbon. I stopped by for my weekly refill and now I think I own Kentucky. (This is a stock photo of a mint julep)

The Fambly Chat is on 🔥 It looks like a LA council woman tried to dump on Fresno and Shakira. She doesn't know what she's done (the kids grew up in Fresno). One, or two, daughters might occupy that council office on Monday. (I told them to get donuts before they announce their business).

La Doña talked me into watching this. She owes me BIG TIME. @theliamnissan.bsky.social has done much better work.

California Democrats are pushing back against the Trump agenda. Prop 50 will redraw district lines to balance what's happening in Texas. Except, we need voter approval to make it happen. Lots of misinformation is coming from GOP lackeys. Here are some facts. cadem.org/yes-on-propo...

(Yesterday at 4:47 PM on Teams) aCIO: Hey buddy. We need an edit on our ADA complaint web page. Me: Just send the correct info and I will update it. aCIO: The CIO and I need a complete report on all ADA complaints that have come in since 2015. Me: ok. When do you want it. aCIO: Tonight. Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️

La Doña just told me she's never had weenies con huevos. It wasn't something served in her German-Irish home. I guess all the times I've made it in our house she was nowhere to be seen. I think I have grounds!

Inside you are two wolves. (Deets in the Alt text)

I suggested Breakfast for Dinner to La Doña. I was thinking "weenies com huevos." She texted back a breakfast order longer than a phone book. Denny's it is!

The last meeting of the day is done. 2 ½ hours for shenanigans. Who's up first?

If I get 6 more youtube subscribers you can all join me on my walk today. Woot!!

Coffee Diem. @intlbluegrass.bsky.social Town Hall.

It’s all networks.

On the plate, it looks like this. Thyme-garlic chicken, garlicky cauliflower-mashed potatoes, mixed salad with balsamic vinaigrette. Not too bad for a fat drunken man.

Relax, Karen. I made a salad and some balsamic vinaigrette.

My email to my boss tomorrow.

Of course mashed potatoes are a vegetable. Ask your mom.

It is not about Kimmel or what he said. It is about the US government forcing a network to fire someone - no government should have that power. If the network decided this on their own, that’s one thing. But in this case they absolutely did not.

Tonight's menu text went like this (the chicken is in the form of thinly cut breasts) I also have potatoes and rice here. 1. What spices would be best for the chicken? 2. What side dish(es) should I make? 3. What would you prepare?

There was a retirement party for two coworkers this afternoon. The event took place at a local pub. Many people in attendance. Coworkers, prior retirees, and some genuine asshats I avoid/ed at all costs. I felt kinda like this.

I'm still reviewing Google search terms bringing people to our county website. ".79 in minutes" was searched for 79 times so far this year. It was meant to be.

I'm old enough to remember when you could enter two actors' names and IMDB would tell you all the movies they had in common. I miss that feature (am I overlooking something?).

I'm so old I remember when a pound of bacon weighed 16 ounces.

"How long does it take to strangle someone to death" This is a top 1000 Google search phrase from people who visited my county's website. I need to find the page they ended up on. Why are we offering this information to the public?

Thanks all for your thoughts and prayers. This morning Grand Dame Periwinkle is back to being the Bad Bitch she is. We saw the vet and she gave us good info on what may have caused Periwinkle's pain yesterday. Back to the old grind.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Ok, Skeeters. I'm a little worried about our Chihuahua Grand Dame Periwinkle. She's old (15). She's been dealing with angina for over a year (she's on medication). She's been behaving like an older dog would. But today, she's experiencing pain, around her chest. This is new. I'm a little worried.